2 pounds of lean ground beef

2 med. size Maui Sweet onions (finely chopped)

3 days of alt.prophecies.nostradamus postings
printed out and then ground into a fine powder.
(required for psychic binding and bonding.)

5 teaspoons of red hot chilli peppers (to enhance
the psychic receptors).

1 tablespoon of Telepathine USP

1 tripple chanted PGP key from DJM

Form into a loaf, smoother and coat the top of the
loaf with Heinz Ketchup and bake for 1 hour and
10 minutes at 375 degrees.

Cool for 4 minutes, slice and serve.
After eating two slices - prophecies will
instantly spring from your mouth and you
can accurately revelate the future.