b r e a k i n g n e w s ....... apn special ....... 11.5.04 .......
APN Horse Fly Larvae Hatch After Election
by The Doctor

alt.prophecies.nostradamus -- Fanatical right-wing horse fly larvae
Dreamwalker and TonyZ have reappeared on alt.prophecies.nostradamus after
weeks of identity-switching.

"I think they'll keep their usual monikers for awhile," one unnamed
regular poster said. "Or, at least they'll keep spreading their
slope-headed lies and distortions while the neocon extremist manure is
piled high in America for them to sniff and feed on. When it begins to dry
up in the face of truth and reality, or is even seriously challenged again
by intelligent people like Kerry, they'll likely quickly fade into the
background once more."

Other alt.prophecies.nostradamus posters generally agreed.

"They're dumb sociopathic suckers whose unstable mental conditions will
continue to force them into other identities when threatened with too many
hard facts," another poster commented.

No matter whether Dreamwalker and TonyZ continue in their usual identities
or not, most posters said they are "sick and tired" of their limited
intellectual input into the group.

"It's the same old tired juvenile line of America being the only one who
can save the planet from evildoers," a poster said. "And the repetitious
propaganda they clone off online sites to support their twisted stupid
right-wing viewpoints really gets boring and pathetic."

However, Jean Guernon, who claims he's the "undisputed" leader of the
group, said, "I'm really ecstatic that they are back in full force here.
They so closely echo my ideas about an innocent America beset by ravenous
terrorist wolves, and that God is guiding America towards total victory
over evildoers. We need their support to debunk the terrorist *****-kissing
losers invading my group."

Dreamwalker and TonyZ were unavailable for comment, or were possibly
comatose from heavy alcohol and drug consumption.

"They're higher than kites most of the time," a poster said, laughing.
"Even Guernon is plastered much of the time, so I guess he identifies with
them."