badly written boy
+++
it wasnt as steep
as some
nor as slippery as others
just yur average terracotta roof
not th
terorr cotta
we fear
so waddya reckon
are they lispsticks lesbians
mother and daughter ?
jeez th mum's holdin up well
***** that roof's clean
worst drought in a hundred years
but she wants a clean roof
four hours of washing
three and half thosuand psi
out of th spinning water jet
ouch
sore toes
and it looks
liek th day it was put on th house
brand new
something about th pottery
ya knock off th lichen and th black
smudge from sixty years of exhaust fumes
and
a beauitful roof
whiel we're in level two
restrictions for water usage
with 35% water left in th dams
it still
matters very much
to these girls
how things look
+++
appearance
+++
we try to thinka bout
what we're doin
and not waste any more htan we have to
and yes
i really shouldnt have flicked th road with th washer
before doin th spare tiles
on th bitumen
old habits die hard
and feet
in white socks
sore form
th tiels
walkin up and down
and wet for four hours
and
from th stuff we put on th roof beforehand
bitey
wont even tell my diary
what goes in that
my feet are sore
+++
music on
randon
+++
smashing pumpkins
'1979'
+++
load painkiller
..
..
..
am i defrauding bad ?
not really
i dont break out much
over what i can earn
and even
hey man
i'm in th black economy
do me
i gotta buy th drugs for my sore testicles
yur pension doesnt give me enough
national health
dont wanna hear about it
+++
it's unmentionable
+++
was dischuffed
when th
quasi government agancy
in charge of me
told me to
change my ways
and charge my busker friends
for singin and drummin and
th litle chores i do for em
+++
what about my religion ?
+++
they dont wanna hear about
what i earn
+++
and weirdly
long as i'm still ridin my unicycle
and smokin pot
they're happy with me
lookin after my problem ya see
+++
regurgitator
'kong foo sing'
+++
now what do i do about
th psychic stuff
+++
they havent got back to me on that one yet
th one time
he sprung me
takin yu out in public paulie
we go coffee shop
haveta deal with women
[i observe]
i arrive for th session
only time in two years
stoned
i dont talk to fuckin women
straight
you not catch me out
and harm my body
make me sit amongst all those
pheremones
+++
am i game to ask god another question ?
what is fuckin reality ?
+++
a perfect circle
'over'
+++
"least th answer wasnt in rain this time"
+++
the cutting edge
"of paranormal research"
+++
guess i asked for this
+++
"like we had a choice brother"
+++
fate ?
+++
"what;s th next song ?"
+++
do re mi
'man overboard'
+++
you see
danger
many deaths
much grieving
so you
write
and share
as best as you can
th empath in you
cant help but try to help
but in dealing
with all th pian
everything
is turned around
+++
i fling a curse
and ask of fmy god
these fuckers who bombed my kuta beach
a second time
and me
the wizard of kuta religion
i ask my god
curse these religious nutter fuckers
to their very soul
get upt h next morning and
thirty thousand ppl die
in northern pakistan
afghanistan
and india
with all th
religious islamist schools
in northern pakistan
and th
conjecture
that osama bin laden is there
i got a fucking quick answer
from my god
+++
or
i'm just tryint o tell you
the future
best way i can
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
either way
+++
look
it exists
believe
what you want to believe
know
that real magic exists
+++
real magic
can always be viewed
two ways
at th very least
+++
it's slippery
+++
pains bad
scuse i
..
..
..
know this
th girl
who just came back from
six months space duty
floatin around in a tincan
has got way perkier titties
believe me
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
"<<< smiel >>>"
+++
"sorry that should be"
"<<< smile >>>"
"looking good matters"
+++
less lines on her face
gravity not
doin nasty things to her skin and
esteem
+++
we arent going to th stars
till we convince our women
it'll make em look better
i for one
am faintly embarrased by this
because looking good matters
and i dont think we're alone in the universe
+++
gotta hold our heads up
one day
amongst varied species
with
lots of different views
+++
we still lyin to ourselves
we are NOT animals
+++
coldplay
'speed of sound'
+++
i dont have your viewpoint
a stranger in a strange land
i am an animal
bein in an enclosed room
with a woman who can have children
is torture to me
pheremones
i leave th room with
aching testicles
if she wants me
that just makes it worse
+++
our women wont support us
breaking the speed of light
spend all that money
unless they look better
as a result
+++
as th only real human male in medical history
i'm a bit disappointed in my species
+++
any desire brings me pain
i ***** no woman
+++
live with a woman
you have casual sex
i cant count
how many young men
have had a yack to me
ah ***** man
th headjobs stopped after six months
th sex went down to
once a fortnight and
***** she is fat
+++
pink floyd
'fearless'
+++
***** th fat cunts
+++
on our radio
with a big fat arse
promoting
fat
th fat bitches and bastards mafia
when th population
went over
fifty percent fat
you should of
shut y fuckin mouths
out of
guilt
+++
i'm not unhappy
you both got fired
+++
how much money
are we gunna spen
on diabetic
lazy fuckwits
+++
ride a fuckin bicycle
+++
"if ya cant ride a man's bike"
+++
unicycle is better for ya
i'm 43
my body passes for eighteen
+++
th pussification of every fucking male
all cuntstruck
tryin to keep their women
happy
as if there was such a thing
+++
*****
+++
wisest thing
B105 has ever ever done
+++
***** politically correct
i wanna go to th stars
+++
incubus
'drive'
+++
look down
ya see land
limited land
look
up
ys see
un limited land
+++
we wont show a couple fucking
on our television
normal
natural human contact
exciting to most of us
no
we show
ppl running around with guns and poisons and
killing each other
monkey see
monkey do
i'd rather they were fucking
+++
wheel tail monkey
+++
i ride my unicycle
falling
constantly falling
preparing for space
i dont wanna be
space sick
th unicycle is a
great
training
tool
+++
k's choice
'i'm not an addict'
+++
busted
i was havin a cone
didnt tell you
dear diary
+++
smokin some ganga
just startin to get
recreational
pain's gone
background
now comes th addiction
+++
like writing this thing
a massive addiction
do i feel led ?
fuckin oath
+++
i see th future
+++
and i see bits of me in it
+++
just aother human being
stumbling along my
travels
from birth to death
why me ?
+++
it's th fifth year
of banging my head against th wall
of human stupidity
mine included
+++
i walk into th service station
go to zipzap my card
to pay for my fuel
doesnt work
intellect branding on th terminal
hmm
wot's th problem bud ?
everytime i come in here
your scanner cant read my card
i'm not alone
plastic bag
beside th till
to put round th card
the reader's no fuckin good
+++
kylie minogue
'loving days'
+++
a human being
set in it's ways
always views
with their own belief structure in place
that isnt th question
this is th questiotn
and answer that
liek a politician
+++
i'll write it till i die kylie
the stoners bible
searching for truth
+++
if i want to find
truth
it logically extends
i have to
write truth to start with
i'm not going to like that
still considering a sexchange
at journeys beginning
but truth demands
to be told
+++
no secrets
+++
tenacious d
'inward singing'
+++
th war to end
all human wars
will be won by
the internet
the oracle of kuta
+++
to seek truth outside
one must look inside
+++
i did not see
that i would see
diasters happening
before they happen
you can not
boldy say
what is going to happen in th future
th seer
has to
flip it
+++
budgie
'guts'
+++
i dont recommend it
operant psychic conditioning of th human mind
it's a painful process
early days
you know
+++
takes guts
+++
and be prepared to sing
like i do
in the
fortitude valley
although
not all of you
could ride in there on th unicycle
and do bunny hops on it as well
+++
ah ya do know me
<<<smiel >>>
+++
i know you
+++
i dont get texts
or
emails or
any of that
i dont need em
if i'm needed
i walk thru th door
hey kuta lady
<<<Smiel >>>
cept if i'm shitty at ya
i was a day late last time
+++
get him sorted
or i'm not visiting
i'm th wizard
and you know it
i deserve
proper respect
+++
the south park kids
'o holy night'
+++
i refuse to conform
+++
would you really trust
anybody
who wasnt
100%
completely honest with you
+++
honesty is painful
yes
it's fucking painful
but th rewards
+++
it's not about money
it's about
magic
+++
i shared
nicole kidman's dream
she wanted to be samantha on bewtiched
i wanted be a blow in character
+++
coldlay
'the scientist'
+++
magic
+++
it's fucking terrifying
it's pure fucking elation
it's walking into your dealer's place
to score some drugs
without ringing first
for th first time ever
cause her phone got cut off that morning
withotu
thinking
about it
it just
is
+++
it just
is
+++
magic
+++
dont bore me with th details universe
just tell me
what i need to know
+++
memory mapped files
to communicate
between
different prcoesses
while hacking
explorer.exe
the front door
to windows
operating system
hmm
it worked
weird
one peice of
memory
talking
to another piece
of memory
through
a file
***** ya had that well hidden
how tricky is that ?
three different ways to copy memory
you deciebtful little buggers
what other tricks
and
undocumented features
do i have to find
to get th answers
i want
repeat track
<<< Smile >>>
got ya
gave me
th locations
th titles
even th pretty pictures
of all th icons on th screen
broken your
windows 95 front end
release it
as open source code
as
desktop icon tools
doesnt say hack in th title
us programmers have
our own code of ethics
now
i got two personalities
been running my body
for umpteen years
i need to sit down
and screama t mys sister
ok *****
no whay are you
dirty dancing with five chicks
with our body
and only fucking one
whiel goin out with another chick
that ya sleep with
but dont *****
"i have apologised"
"we play together now"
"and it was fun"
<<< Smiel >>>
+++
at th time
i was ridin in th surf
at low tide
on a unicycle
main beach of
surfers paradise
it's been a weird life
+++
actually i'm studying gravity
i think
+++
best if i dont think
about what i wanna crack
it comes out
+++
portishead
'sourtimes'
+++
otherwise
i got sour times
manic depressive
+++
"been good lately"
+++
love that unicycle
"and pot"
+++
we played this dice game
called zip
with six dice
is a psychic primer
i think
anyway
we hadnt played ina while
and i was chattin to mik
and i said
well
i could maybe write it
in a computerprogram
and we'd rememebr th rules
cause that's what
we were arguin about
was th rules
so we settled on th rules
and wrote em down together
and i started coding
in dos
remember dos ?
no mouse
less ya
wrote yur own driver
which i did
in basic
and wrote this game
called zip
freely available
via archive on th internet
mik did th buig testing
runnin relal ealry builds and
suffering th crashes
you were part of it man
shakepears sister
'i dont care'
ok mik but
<<<Smile >>>
you called me a *****
when i gave ya th final build
and a *****
cause i could do it
but ya took it and y aplayd it
andi still play it occasionaly
and occasionaly
i give it away to
other ppl of kuta
ya think i'm happy
i can write th fuckin thing
seriously
it means i have to do somethign harder
caus ei can do that
uya dont understandme
ya wet *****
it's not about you
every fuckhd human
ya meet
riding a unicyle
thinks its about
them
make a comment
pls
"where' your other wheel ?"
do i look liek i need it ?
just admit
th thing scares th ***** out of ya
and keep it to yru slef
th oens who cry out th loudest
are usually th most afraid
at th post
trust me
i've thrown
a coupel thousand ppl
up ona uncicyle
and said
here
try
+++
placebo
'i'll be yours'
+++
her name's jennifer
if ya treat her ncie
she'll treat you nice
and if ya dont
she'll take ya on a
flywheel terror ride
till ya crash
i love
riding down hills
<< smile >>>
th magic
th zen thing
of a uncicyle
you always
always
are riding
downhill
falling
as you are
off
th front of th wheel
yur always leaning forward
falling
along
and we call it a fuckin clowns bike
and laugh at it
as it goes by
jesus we fucking humans are dumb
we label bloody near everything
backwards
empty space
a plenum
chock full of fucking stars
and planets
+++
?
'track no 02'
"yur a hard act to follow"
+++
***** mik
+++
i imagine einstein was a ***** to live with too
or newton
+++
"or nostradamus"
+++
i cant help bein a freak
i sit both side of everything
kill
i thank you
you do me a service
not kill me
i thank you
you do me a service
find me
i thank you
you do me a service
not find me
i thank you
you do me a service
i always win
+++
my race
my pace
my goal
not htinka botu my goal
do it anyway
smoke drugs
sdrink *****
do everything to stop
achieving goal
goal
getinto a nightclub
no shurt
stubbies
sianshoes
never happen
invited in
with unicycle
for lap of dth dance floor
scratch that one
not hard enough
+++
jimmy barnes
'flame trees'
+++
***** nicole kidman
now surely mik
that;s one i cant get
specially as i boldly
set it as a goal
i boldly go
she wouldnt dare
+++
"jimmy barnes"
shutup you
you;d ***** im
+++
"probly"
+++
ya had barbie girl in fits th other day
+++
sit on your fucking couch
get fat
"get fatter ya mean"
whatever
+++
my psychic twin
forgot one thing
i'm psychic
born other side of
the pisces aries cusp to me
when ya stop hatin me mik
call me
+++
?
'04'
+++
tism it is
+++
sounds like somethin you'd play
heavy on th rhythm
+++
i wont sing for money
you wont sing less ya get paid
remember that ?
+++
tell deborah jane to get stuffed for me
+++
i may be badly written
btu it's
beacause
id ont obesessivley
go back and
rewrite it
seven times
i dont take th fuckin magic out of it
'we beg to differ paul"
not th fuckin point you annoy th ***** out of me
and i'm not jennifer
'point taken"
+++
U2
'where th streets have no name'
+++
i'll club you in th head if you do it again
+++
i can leave jennifer at home
we have an
"arrangement"
+++
liek when i was workin as a minder
with th carnies
skinny
five foot seven
wiry
but i do th first knock
on th poorest caravan doors
and as we all know
th poorest always suffer th hardest
+++
no kuta lady
didnt you ever watch minder ?
the minder always arrives with a smile
generally th gentlest person in th organisation
he's not th generally guy who comes in with a balaclava
so th guys kids cant identify him
and club him over th head with a baseball bat
to remind him some bills are paid befor he buys smokes
i admit nothing kuta lady
..
..
..
"th guy paid"
he got big ears that boy
"<<< Smile>>>"
+++
if ya get too prissy
ya wont go out
there
+++
look
my female side agrees with ya
looking good matters
why she keeps my body looking nice
and i wear dirty clothes
but does it matter more
than humanity goin to it's destiny
in th stars
unlimited resources girls
+++
a perfect circle
'the package'
+++
that is th package
unlimited riches
just out there for th picking
if we can get
humanity to agree
we need to go to th stars
so we can
continue to grow
our economy
demands it
we need
to stop th wars on th earth
together
as one species
then
we can
set about
becoming one species
across several planets
i dont accept
the speed limit of the speed of light
i reject it
utterly
get out of th fucking road
no fucking brakes
<<< smiel >>>
+++
..
..
..
paulie
+
"jennny"
=
land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
my cause is just
we cant defend ourselves
from our enemies
on one planet
we have friends out there
i feel them
we have enemies out there
i feel them
we need allys
+++
and i need
a s a super pesyshci
all th ppls of th earth
tos top with ht
psychic world doesnt exist
coming from
half humanity
there too many of you
believe
wrong things
wrong things bring
psychic
pain
+++
***** surfers
'pepper'
+++
thank you mr music
+++
"ever helpfull magic assistant"
+++
could almost pass th turing test
"that test not designed to cope with a psychic"
***** hey...
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