Breaking Curses
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at age 45
psychic blog
i finally broke my curse
i went over 7 days without sex and
didnt end up in an ambulance
bein taken to hospital
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The Beatles
'I'll Follow The Sun'
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good news for my firstborn son
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sore testicles every day frm age 11
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thank th unicycle
ridin every day
buildin up my
strength
it decreases th blood supply and
decreaeses th sperm count
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even better
i'm near to th 3 yr mark
celibate
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i'm with wot's his face
he;s b
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Freefall 68
'Freefall - Skydive'
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een 3 yrs without sex and
wont screw th nxt chick unless he marries her
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jumped th 36 inch unicycle off a gutter
in this afternoon's land surfing
not bad fr boy with sore testicles
they still ache
bt nowhere near as bad as when i ws a drug addict
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bt i thankt h drugs
without em
i never
would have gotten up on th unicycle
in th first place
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when i went dui and drugs
i had to give em up
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stuck ridin one wheel
to get to th shop
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The Monkees
'Daydream Believer'
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ok
occasionally i ride a girls bike there
a fuckin safety bicycle
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managed three out of four
attempts at
freemounting th big uni this arv
i think it;s nearly tamed
flight test on one wheel is fun
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into month two on it
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oh and
the land surfer
doesnt put a towel on th uni seat anymore
those days are gone
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th little terrorists are tougher now and
maybe i've finally come out of puberty
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i'll be 46 nxt month bt
i still put in
eight k's a day on one wheel
at a minimum
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average
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hey kuta
did ya hear th smiling assassin
is gettin an appeal up
bloody indonesian justice system
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A Perfect Circle
'The Outsider'
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he's got a real outside chance
of beatin th death penalty
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anyway
thought i'd keeep u informed
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yr nxt move ?
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ACDC
'Highway To Hell'
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good as
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kuta primed and
ready
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th stingless honey bee hive
watchin events
waitin to stick in th
invisible sting
i luv bein a wicked witchdoctor
[with sore nuts]
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i dunno
they almost gone background
never went over pain level three fr a week
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to bee fair
i avoided hot chicks
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if th indonesians wont kill im
we know who will
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and no ASP handgun with
clear see thru handles
so ya can count th bullets
needed
well...
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i'm not th only secret agent who'd
seccret men;s business th
smiling assassin
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hey kuta
andy frm
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The Grid
'Swamp Thing'
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hamish and andy's show
on b105
dont believe in psychic
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u thinkin wot i'm thinkin ?
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Nirvana
'Sifting'
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sifting thru wot
little curse we could put on im
he so unafraid of black magic
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hmm
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bt not real nasty kuta
we like th guy
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PJ Harvey
'Working For The Man'
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cant ring th prog and throw
secret mens; business at im
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hey blog
i jumped th big wheel off another gutter today
cant believe i'm throwin a
36 inch wheel
over gutters
after only one month on one
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my thighs have already gotten so big
theylre rubbin together
buildin muscles like crazy
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th smaller solo wheels
didnt build muscles like this beast
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still havent gotten back on th monoshock
hangin off th back verandah
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Radiohead
'Creep(acapella)'
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it;'s too slow
i agree
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if th smiling assassin
doesnt get th death penalty
his file will land back on my desk
retired or not
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and i'd have to
pick a disaster
that hasnt happened yet
in indo
before it happened and
write really bad curses
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i hope i dont have to it;s
dirty
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The Guess Who
'Rain Dance'
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black magic at it;s worst
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u still cryin kuta ?
th fuckin rain wont go away
u will have to pick another
younger model witchdoctor
u know that
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Violent Femmes
'Gone Daddy Gone'
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i burned out long ago and
dont do th magic drugs anymore
ah no my gift is still firin but
my empathy is way low
why should i care
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Kylie Minogue
'Promises'
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so u say
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lost my immunity
still got six plus weeks to go
till i cn drive a car on th road again
cant even do
special dances on th unicycle
in th surf
surfing th
land
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nuthin;s 100 percent
ever
fr wot it;s worth
th cops went thru my computer and
still dont stop me posting my tripe
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some of my kills were spectacular
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A Perfect Circle
'Lullaby'
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yeah we are asleep at th moment
in hibernation
like th pc every night
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Regurgitator
'Miffy's Simplicity'
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Jewel
'Cleveland'
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U2
'Where The Streets Have no Name'
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Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
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jst another day in paradise
bt two days ago i
broke th curse
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do th hardest thing
ya can do
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i'm a boy
who suffers with th sore testicles
livin in a land where th girls cn tease
unmercifully
we men have
no rights
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ride a unicycle
usin
performance enhancing drugs
to beat th pain and
ventually
ya cn go off th drugs
and th problem
beaten
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bad pun
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got my hand on it
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The Police
'roxanne'
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go away dickless tracy
ya bother me
bt not as much as ya used ta
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The Panel
'Opening Theme'
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Linkin Park
'Lying From You'
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OPM
'Heaven Is A Halfpipe'
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at least in heaven i cn
surf on th land
on one wheel
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i jumped off a gutter this day
on th biggest commercially available unicycle and
it is a good day
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..
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i ejaculate
threrefore i am
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paulie the witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.
watching u smiling assassin
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Screaming Jets
'Shiver'
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