Neocons everywhere can rejoice that Bush is finally being recognized for
his most outstanding characteristic ... Three cheers for George!
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Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards
NELSON WYATT
CANADIAN PRESS
MONTREAL — The November elections may still be ahead of him but U.S.
President George W. Bush came out a big winner yesterday — at the World
Stupidity Awards.
Bush was a dominating presence at the second edition of the awards
presented at the Just for Laughs comedy festival.
Host Lewis Black, whose biting satire is a highlight of TV's The Daily
Show, took pride in the recognition the United States received at the
awards, saying: "we are the gold standard."
Black said the awards "celebrate the pros" and "perfection in idiocy"
because real stupidity is hard work.
"It's easy to fall down a manhole, it's easy to put the candles too close
to the drapes, it's easy to launch a military invasion of another country
based on a few blurry satellite photos," he observed.
"This year my people, we scaled the Everest of stupidity and we stand upon
its peak."
Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in
the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for
Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.
That award was presented by Justin Trudeau, son of former prime minister
Pierre Trudeau. He got the biggest reaction of the night from females in
the packed house, who hooted, whistled and yelled "yum" at him while he
was on stage.
Bush didn't take the category alone, however, and tied with British Prime
Minister Tony Blair.
The controversial Texan president shared in two other awards as the United
States was noted for having the Stupidest Government of the Year.
"What was interesting about that is that the decision was made
overwhelmingly by Americans who voted," said Albert Nerenberg, of the Main
Organization Revealing Obvious Numbskulls which runs the awards.
Nominations and voting took place at the organization's online site,
except for the lifetime achievement award which is settled by the judges.
The nominations were judged by experts in their fields — "a bunch of
idiots" and overseen by the Academy for Recognizing Stupidity Everywhere.
Stupidest Statement of the Year was Bush's pronouncement that "combat
operations have ended in Iraq," where fighting still rages more than a
year after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.
Bush beat out pop princess Britney Spears, nominated for saying, "I do,"
at her brief Las Vegas wedding, and singer Jessica Simpson, who wondered
aloud on TV: "Why does Chicken By the Sea taste like tuna? Is it chicken
or tuna?"
Though he is facing war crimes charges after being captured by U.S.
forces, Saddam can take solace in the Lifetime Achievement Award for
Stupidity, which was bestowed on him with a musical tribute and a montage
of film clips and photos, including one of him getting a fashion makeover
from the cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.
Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in
the awards, which declared Fox's The O'Reilly Factor the Stupidest TV Show
and gave Fox News the nod for Media Outlet Which Has Made the Greatest
Contribution to Furthering Ignorance Worldwide.
Also, Stupidest Woman of the Year was U.S. soldier Pte. Lynndie England,
who became notorious after pictures were published of her allegedly
abusing Arab prisoners in a Baghdad military prison. She is facing charges.
Presenter Maggie Cassella said England beat out convicted homemaking guru
Martha Stewart, dysfunctional rocker Courtney Love, Anna Nicole Smith and
Michael Jackson who "finally had enough surgery to place himself in this
category."
Cast members from Survivor: All Stars — Rob Cesternino, Kathy O'Brien and
Shii Ann Huang — gave the award for stupidest trend, which was trucker
hats.
Stupidest Act of the Year went to Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, who
cradled his baby while feeding a crocodile, an act which sparked a storm
of protest.
"What is it with celebrities dangling their babies?" asked presenter Scott
Thompson of Kids in the Hall fame. "Next year, they'll be eating them.
Good thing cocaine is an appetite suppressant."
Gigli, considered one of the worst movies of the year and an albatross for
stars Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, tied with Mel Gibson's The Passion
of the Christ as Stupidest Movie. The tie was to be broken by audience
members at the Friday night event but the audience couldn't decide which
was worse so the tie stayed.
Although Canada was shut out, Nerenberg said it was a banner year for
stupidity.
"It was a stupendous year for stupidity," he said.
The show ended with a raucous musical number by mini Kiss, a group of
singing dwarfs who perform made up like the '70s glam rock group.
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| User: "Michael Johnathan McDonald" |
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26 Jul 2004 07:40:15 PM |
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"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvin@galaxy.com> wrote in message news:<opsbq3uuygld1pme@pc>...
Neocons everywhere can rejoice that Bush is finally being recognized for
his most outstanding characteristic ... Three cheers for George!
What the ***** does New and Old have to do in one word? I get it a
stupid lefty concocted it? LOL
Neo=new and conservative = traditional old system. LOL?
Would Saudi Arabia be running a NewCon society?
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAA ;)
How about China?
What about England?
Conservative is a word that hardly any encyclopedia understands. lol.
It has nothing to do with right or left, but the lefty like to trick
you into thinking it does ;)
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Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards
Well you get the stupidity award of the year for this post Paranoid.
Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in
the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for
Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.
I guess letting the Chinese arm the middle and far east with older
nuclear weapon technology while Clinton was selling them the modern
advanced weapons to threaten the future of mankind did not cross
their radars.
BWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAW ;)
Bush beat out pop princess Britney Spears, nominated for saying, "I do,"
at her brief Las Vegas wedding, and singer Jessica Simpson, who wondered
aloud on TV: "Why does Chicken By the Sea taste like tuna? Is it chicken
or tuna?"
Britney Spears endangers the world?
tough competition lol. It cannot get any better than this ;) I guess
Christina Aguilera is the savoir of the world? LOL.
Though he is facing war crimes charges after being captured by U.S.
forces, Saddam can take solace in the Lifetime Achievement Award for
Stupidity, which was bestowed on him with a musical tribute and a montage
of film clips and photos, including one of him getting a fashion makeover
from the cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.
Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in
the awards,
See Aiden how conservative and right are separated in the sentence
because they imply two different things. Of course not. You are a
stooped, stupid, now supporting terrorist, to see this separation of
meanings. ;)
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| User: "tw" |
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27 Jul 2004 04:40:02 AM |
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"Michael Johnathan McDonald" <abookoflife@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dd3256f0.0407261640.718f37ce@posting.google.com...
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvin@galaxy.com> wrote in message
news:<opsbq3uuygld1pme@pc>...
Neocons everywhere can rejoice that Bush is finally being recognized for
his most outstanding characteristic ... Three cheers for George!
What the ***** does New and Old have to do in one word? I get it a
stupid lefty concocted it? LOL
Neo=new and conservative = traditional old system. LOL?
Would Saudi Arabia be running a NewCon society?
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAA ;)
How about China?
What about England?
Conservative is a word that hardly any encyclopedia understands.
What the...?
lol. It has nothing to do with right or left, but the lefty like to trick
you into thinking it does ;)
Here's a hint for your HappyMeals,in the UK Conservative DOES mean right
wing while conservative doesn't. Similarly, Republican means right in the US
but republican doesn't.
Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards
Well you get the stupidity award of the year for this post Paranoid.
Not while you're still alive, MacNuggets.
Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in
the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for
Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.
I guess letting the Chinese arm the middle and far east with older
nuclear weapon technology while Clinton was selling them the modern
advanced weapons to threaten the future of mankind did not cross
their radars.
So it is your contention they should have awarded it to the Sharon instead?
BWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAW ;)
Drinking ***** while posting again?
Bush beat out pop princess Britney Spears, nominated for saying, "I do,"
at her brief Las Vegas wedding, and singer Jessica Simpson, who wondered
aloud on TV: "Why does Chicken By the Sea taste like tuna? Is it chicken
or tuna?"
Britney Spears endangers the world?
tough competition lol. It cannot get any better than this ;) I guess
Christina Aguilera is the savoir of the world? LOL.
"savoir"?
Though he is facing war crimes charges after being captured by U.S.
forces, Saddam can take solace in the Lifetime Achievement Award for
Stupidity, which was bestowed on him with a musical tribute and a
montage
of film clips and photos, including one of him getting a fashion
makeover
from the cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.
Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in
the awards,
See Aiden how conservative and right are separated in the sentence
because they imply two different things. Of course not. You are a
stooped, stupid, now supporting terrorist, to see this separation of
meanings. ;)
Smoking crack while posting again?
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| User: "Tadapope" |
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| Title: Re: Bush wins big at Awards |
27 Jul 2004 08:31:04 PM |
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Oh how nice. What kind of award
did McDonald give to Dubya anyway?
Special Sauce Award -- I'll bet!
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all 21 universes constantly and at random.
Oh Joy & Lysergically Yours!
Tom
The Psychedelick Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
Saint Isadore of Laytonville
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
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| User: "Cuan" |
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| Title: Re: Bush wins big at Awards |
27 Jul 2004 05:04:41 AM |
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On 26 Jul 2004 17:40:15 -0700, (Michael
Johnathan McDonald) wrote:
you have got to be kidding!
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvin@galaxy.com> wrote in message news:<opsbq3uuygld1pme@pc>...
Neocons everywhere can rejoice that Bush is finally being recognized for
his most outstanding characteristic ... Three cheers for George!
What the ***** does New and Old have to do in one word? I get it a
stupid lefty concocted it? LOL
Neo=new and conservative = traditional old system. LOL?
carefull. your true intelligence is showing.
Would Saudi Arabia be running a NewCon society?
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAA ;)
How about China?
What about England?
i don't believe this. he really thinks he's onto something here,
carrying on like a little toddler who thinks he's invented the wheel.
Conservative is a word that hardly any encyclopedia understands. lol.
It has nothing to do with right or left, but the lefty like to trick
you into thinking it does ;)
someone flag this post so we can quote it back to him the next time he
argues the opposite, like he normally does.
Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards
Well you get the stupidity award of the year for this post Paranoid.
cite?
Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in
the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for
Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.
I guess letting the Chinese arm the middle and far east with older
nuclear weapon technology while Clinton was selling them the modern
advanced weapons to threaten the future of mankind did not cross
their radars.
Since you didn't cross their radars, I'm hardly surprised.
BWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAW ;)
There he goes again...
Bush beat out pop princess Britney Spears, nominated for saying, "I do,"
at her brief Las Vegas wedding, and singer Jessica Simpson, who wondered
aloud on TV: "Why does Chicken By the Sea taste like tuna? Is it chicken
or tuna?"
Britney Spears endangers the world?
tough competition lol. It cannot get any better than this ;) I guess
Christina Aguilera is the savoir of the world? LOL.
Who said that Britney endangered the world? This was not an
"Endagering the World" competition, stupid. *****. How did they ever
miss you?
Though he is facing war crimes charges after being captured by U.S.
forces, Saddam can take solace in the Lifetime Achievement Award for
Stupidity, which was bestowed on him with a musical tribute and a montage
of film clips and photos, including one of him getting a fashion makeover
from the cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.
Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in
the awards,
See Aiden how conservative and right are separated in the sentence
because they imply two different things. Of course not. You are a
stooped, stupid, now supporting terrorist, to see this separation of
meanings. ;)
If you want, I can disect your paragraph above and show you just how
stupid *you* really are. I doubt you would understand though.
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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27 Jul 2004 08:15:47 AM |
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On 26 Jul 2004 17:40:15 -0700, Michael Johnathan McDonald
<abookoflife@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvin@galaxy.com> wrote in message
news:<opsbq3uuygld1pme@pc>...
Neocons everywhere can rejoice that Bush is finally being recognized for
his most outstanding characteristic ... Three cheers for George!
What the ***** does New and Old have to do in one word? I get it a
stupid lefty concocted it? LOL
Neo=new and conservative = traditional old system. LOL?
Would Saudi Arabia be running a NewCon society?
Still don't know what neocon refers to?? I think the official apn density
meter just blew up ...
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAA ;)
It's BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... basic spelling along with common sense are
still tough topics for you I see .... ;-)
How about China?
What about England?
Conservative is a word that hardly any encyclopedia understands. lol.
It has nothing to do with right or left, but the lefty like to trick
you into thinking it does ;)
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Bush wins big at Stupidity Awards
Well you get the stupidity award of the year for this post Paranoid.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... ( note the spelling for future reference ).
Sorry kid. You're still too good for anyone else here ... but Tony Al
Wassabbi is certainly giving you a run for your money lately.
Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in
the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for
Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.
I guess letting the Chinese arm the middle and far east with older
nuclear weapon technology while Clinton was selling them the modern
advanced weapons to threaten the future of mankind did not cross
their radars.
BWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAW ;)
Yeah sure ... whatever the hell that has to do with this post.
Bush beat out pop princess Britney Spears, nominated for saying, "I do,"
at her brief Las Vegas wedding, and singer Jessica Simpson, who wondered
aloud on TV: "Why does Chicken By the Sea taste like tuna? Is it chicken
or tuna?"
Britney Spears endangers the world?
tough competition lol. It cannot get any better than this ;) I guess
Christina Aguilera is the savoir of the world? LOL.
Savoir?
Though he is facing war crimes charges after being captured by U.S.
forces, Saddam can take solace in the Lifetime Achievement Award for
Stupidity, which was bestowed on him with a musical tribute and a
montage
of film clips and photos, including one of him getting a fashion
makeover
from the cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy.
Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in
the awards,
See Aiden how conservative and right are separated in the sentence
because they imply two different things. Of course not. You are a
stooped, stupid, now supporting terrorist, to see this separation of
meanings. ;)
Have you been taking grammar lessons from Jean? :-P
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| User: "Cuan" |
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| Title: Re: Bush wins big at Awards |
28 Jul 2004 06:08:18 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 09:15:47 -0400, "Marvin The Paranoid Android"
<marvin@galaxy.com> wrote:
On 26 Jul 2004 17:40:15 -0700, Michael Johnathan McDonald
<abookoflife@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvin@galaxy.com> wrote in message
news:<opsbq3uuygld1pme@pc>...
Neocons everywhere can rejoice that Bush is finally being recognized for
his most outstanding characteristic ... Three cheers for George!
What the ***** does New and Old have to do in one word? I get it a
stupid lefty concocted it? LOL
Neo=new and conservative = traditional old system. LOL?
Would Saudi Arabia be running a NewCon society?
Still don't know what neocon refers to?? I think the official apn density
meter just blew up ...
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAA ;)
It's BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... basic spelling along with common sense are
still tough topics for you I see .... ;-)
Shame. Give him a break, Ex. He still has to emerge from that crying
age. He almost got it right. A vast improvement from
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". I'm sure his mother would agree.
;-)
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