hey, you outta' get yourself a computer that works.

Hey, every other link that I've clicked on has worked, sonny boy -
'cept for yours.

and you outta' not
judge the pic until you've seen it, silly girl.

Um. I was judging *you* by calling you juvenile for trying to pass
some random woman you got off the internet as me. It doesn't matter to
me whether the picture is of a super-model, or that of a 500 pound lard
arse. The point remains: whoever is in that picture is not me; and
you, my darling friend, came on here trying to pass it off as me.

That's juvenile. Geddit yet?

i get that you have a poor sense of humor.

I have an excellent sense of humor (most would call it dry), problem
is, Pete, I don't find you funny. Sorry. I don't find you finding a
picture off the internet and coming on here and saying it's me amusing
- I find it juvenile and stupid.

you don't have the capacity to
laugh at a prank on your even if in no way it was unflattering.

Sure I do if it's funny. You're still not getting the point.

you truly
are a *****,

HAHA! That's rich. Do you think I take that as an insult? In a world
that is dominated by swinging dicks and sweaty balls (sorry to the good
guys here), do you think I can be anthing BUT a *****? Let me tell you
a little history of me here, bub, I've been making it on my own for
YEARS without a man. I depend on no one. The vast majority of my
friends are married or in steady relationships where they split the
bills; they split the responsibility. Not me. I tried that route
early on - didn't work. I am in control of my life. I may want a man
but I don't *need* one - big difference.

Yes, I am a biatch.

saltine cracker.

Tomato soup.

Hey, every other link that I've clicked on has worked, sonny boy -
'cept for your

now isn't that most peculiar?

Not really. ***** happens.

won't even work if you copied it and pasted
it into your browser url search>>?? most unusual...must be one of those
Wal-Mart $299 made-in-sri lanka computers

I've told this group that I am working with a shitty fucking laptop at
the moment.. but that is changing very soon.

or maybe you simply lied and the
link worked anyway,

Nope.. it didn't work. And I couldn't be arsed to type it into my
browser.

and being the ***** you're well known for here,

HA! I've been here for years and people here love me. Run a poll.

you
are in a psychotic snit over it all.

Hey, I'm chill and relaxed, charles - you're the one who seems pissed
off! Calling names and such. I'm fine, Ted - seems the only one in a
snit here is you.

Calm down sweetheart - it's only the internet! .. :)

Dani

You were having a conversation with him about boats - and since you
call yourself "tugboat captain, I figured it was you who posted the
pictures. Regardless, you indulged in that boat topic with him, and
the thing is, he isn't telling me what does and doesn't belong here -
*you* are. If it was Grantland who told me something I had written
didn't belong here, you'd better believe I'd bring up the boat fiasco..
so it's not as if I'm picking sides. But it wasn't him - it was you.

So why did you indulge Grantland's discussion about the boats? Why
didn't you tell him to go to a
alt.i.really.like.boats.a.lot.look.at.my.boat.pictures newsgroup?

It isn't up to *you* who posts what here. Oh and I hardly think your
new thread: "It's time for WH stinks" is on topic either.

Dani