cid and brenda (and three silver hatches)
+++
th thing about a psychic diary is
ya really gotta try to tell th truth
+++
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+++
Blink-182
'Apple Shampoo'
+++
3 yrs
i fucked cid
th head witch of th gold coast
+++
for a couple of months
i also dated brenda at th same time
+++
neither of em
ever
to my knowledge
ever used their first names
+++
weird thing is
they were both studyin to be counsellours
together
+++
one lived at th top of th hill
th other at th bottom
+++
cid had a little silver hatch
car
so did brenda
and so did
i
+++
cid ws named afer a famous movie star
and ws th kind of chick
she fucked me in th doorway of a nightclub and
no fucker complained
she ws th head witch of th gold coast
+++
tiny
+++
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+++
Joanna Newsom
'Sprout and the Bean'
+++
yeah psychic diary
u listening anyway
+++
brenda prferred bree
or sabrina
+++
i called her babe
coz she hated it
+++
u know
+++
sabrina used t own a danceshop and
we'd go dancin
by ourselves
on a sunday night
+++
saturday night i'd
sing with womble a coupel hours
an hour with robbie and
dance with five chicks
with facepaint on and
my unicycle in th cloakroom
+++
cruise into cid's home
at dawn and
she'd ***** me silly
+++
now that ws
sex n drugs n rock n roll
in surfers paradise
+++
firday and saturday night
at th home of th lady
who called herself dianna
jump in my silver hatch and
drive t th bottom of th hill
completely spent
damn she could *****
to spend th night with sabrina
+++
if we could keep leanne and
her boyfriend out of it
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+++
Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Wow Did I Get Whacked'
+++
+++
life ws weird
+++
they;re both studyin to be counsellours
and they both
have th same problem
+++
dare to be different
be yourself
+++
had an argument with sabrina one weekend
said i'd repaint my
little silver colt
hatch
white and
she dummy spat
+++
i pulled in her drive
one sunday arv
i'd bought a carsponge
as a ***** pad fr th unicycle
ont h way there and
hadnt brought th usual choccie treat
no gift
hi beautiful lady
why so sad ?
cant find yr carsponge
to wash yr car
looking good matters
as it happens
i bought one on th way here
fr eunice th unique unicycle
bt u cn have it
+++
dont think
jst do
+++
sabrina got on eunice
fr her first attempt and
rode three pedals backwards
+++
unheard of
+++
damn th head witch loved u
+++
she only slept with ya th once that i know of
+++
we got into a weird space
+++
hey u could be anybody
dont be so
sensitive
+++
it;s not fukin me
+++
i never went out with
th wizard of oz
+++
when he ws th
witchdoctor of oz
+++
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+++
Booker T. and The M.G.'s
'Green Onions'
+++
th ***** blew my
cover
+++
shouldnt have asked me to write
th fuckin book then
both of ya;s
+++
bt th truth wasnt in there
in th beginning
+++
dianna masqueraded as morticia
+++
loved it when my psychic kills came off
+++
i;d get fucked seven times that day
+++
dont need to ***** u sabrina
+++
let's go dancing
+++
i'd never take morticia dancin by herself
maybe three tiems in three yrs
+++
i'd drag minka
th actress
+++
and catwmao
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+++
Cat Empire
'Hello'
+++
catwoman
womble's girlfriend
th keyboard player
+++
and a few others
+++
some saturday nights in surfers paradise
i'd climb out of four beds
+++
i got a date at five am
with morticia
as long as i'm
not more than four hrs late
she'll still ***** me stupid
+++
and even then
+++
jesus cid
ya;d walk into a bar
at over fourty and
still leave with a nineteen yr old guy
within thirty seconds
+++
and u couldnt live with yr name
+++
sabrina had these forever eyes
+++
th biggest pupils
+++
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+++
Disturbed
'Decadence'
+++
disturbed every guy
and girl she met
+++
everywhere
+++
and stunning
+++
she'd chew thru a guy
every two weeks
+++
and every monday morning
i'd have breakfast with her and her kids
and her old man
+++
it ws a weird arrangement
bt cid was a nympho so
+++
it worked long enough to rip my heart out
+++
i broke up with both of them and
stopped flyin a surfboard above my head
while ridin a unicycle
in 20 knot breezes
on th main beach of surfers paradise
+++
they dont deserve it
+++
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+++
Laurie Anderson
'Walking & Falling'
+++
get over yr fear of falling
+++
ok sabrina
run backwards down th beach
it;s th closest you cn feel
to wot it;s liek
to actually ride
on one wheel
+++
ah she went ***** up
+++
smile
+++
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+++
Steppenwolf
'Pusher Man'
+++
cn i help u up beautiful lady
+++
when minka ws doin my facepainting and
we hit th clubs solid
i have some very
pleasant memories
+++
bt my psychic diary
needs th truth hammered home some times
+++
and i dont talk to either of u anymore
+++
..
..
..
i lost a toe
to a forklift
yeah i know
i used t be a toecutter
+++
a *****
+++
and ws laidup
hidin out at
sabrinas midweek bt
morticia ws psychic
+++
ah hello
+++
it;s not th weekend
+++
umm
+++
sabrina;s had me downt h river
soakin my toe in th salt water
they put it back on with sticky tape
and while it;s soakin
she wont let me take it out
i'm writin th data files
for th stoners bible
electronic
synchronicity edition
+++
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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'(Let Me be Your) Dirty Fucking'
+++
yeah i'll ***** up th hill fr th night
+++
i'll b back at four am
+++
th chardonnay will do it;s work
+++
trust me
+++
i'm a witchdoctor
+++
i laughed a lot
when morticia
ws fuckint h bicycle racer
no core strength in em
+++
and sm
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+++
Ween
'It's A Bong, Not A Microphone'
+++
all dicks
+++
kinda makes sense
+++
yr a mad ***** cid
and u too brenda
ya know i'll luv both of ya till th day i die
+++
couldnt take minka anywhere
been on NZ tv too long and
every fuckin kiwi knew her
+++
th best facepainter
ever
+++
wild as
+++
i'd go dirty dancin with five chicks and
get free voddies all night
+++
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+++
Kate Bush
'Cloudbusting'
+++
how do ya do that ?
i cant believe he asked that
+++
if ya have to ask
+++
get really fuckn out of it
and try
pudknocker
+++
th little girl
maybe nbot h little boy
cant figur eout
why i dint
wanna ***** my
page three model mate
i dont read comment bt
i do hear u
+++
coz i lived with a centrefold
ten months
and ran morticia
down th edge of th island
as my weekend *****
and th centrefold
versace lady jane
was a fuckin femjack
+++
th redhead
page three model
i';ve gotten drunk and out of it
with her too many times
know her too well
+++
u cant keep up *****
dont try
+++
th head witch ws a secretive *****
bt loved to screw public
+++
she;d never ever
share her diary
+++
or so she decried
+++
so gorgeous
+++
and so
fuckin
both of em
didnt have th ego to match th looks
+++
i;d wander into morticia;s
at nien am
after appearin in yet another
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+++
Steve Earle
'Copperhead Road '
+++
hoem made porno
with a fuckin redhead
and she;d still ***** me stupid
after cookin me breakfast
+++
do u really wanna know girl
i knwo we share stories bt
this is a bit fresh
and we're in bed
+++
ok
+++
catwoman
and i were dirty dacnin down at coolangatta and
we picked up this
hot lookin redhead together
+++
me and
two redheads
dirty dancin
on all th podiums
catwoman can dance
+++
we roll in her door
at dawn
all out of it and
th other redhead
dives on top of womble
her boyfriend
+++
she's been out
with her boyfriends
backing singer
dirty dancin
since midnight
coz he piked early and
couldnt sing this song anymore
+++
and she chucked a spack
take th redhead hoem pualie
yeah ok
damn she could *****
claire
+++
or so she said
u know
+++
she ws up fr th foursome
always th way
+++
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+++
Urge Overkill (Pulp Fiction)
'Girl (You'll Be A Woman Soon)'
+++
so wot happened nxt
+++
womble spat
i got laid twice
and morticia drove me down th road
at lunchtime
for our
picnic in th park
+++
i ws still too drunk
+++
still got on th unicycle though
my rep
+++
nine bourbons and
th unicycle is barely affected
+++
and five bongs
ok man
+++
which reminds me
..
..
..
wot a time to chuck a jealousy fit
+++
i had to take her hoem and ***** her
+++
cmon morticia
u would of
+++
fucked half yr female friends
at least
half of em will admit it
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Susannah's Still Alive'
+++
some of th stories i heard
+++
they nicknamed her
britney speared
+++
yeah i missed out ont hat party
i did ***** her weekends for
three yrs
+++
th perfect
weekend girlfriend
down th edge of th island
+++
i knew how good i had it
+++
sabrina
more crafty than morticia though
she came out in th street
to watch th buskin and
watched unseen
+++
well that's five offers
of places t
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+++
James Brown
'Play that funky music white bo'
+++
o sleep
+++
blame th music
i;d sing this with
robert james in surfers paradise and
watch th money drop into th hat
+++
hey man
+++
excellent musician
+++
th godfather theme though
+++
i'm sorry dude
th singin unicycle man
disappeared
+++
it;s an hour and a half that way
+++
and even
with all th shitting on my friends
i still got four houses
down th edge of th island
i cn crash at
+++
i left it behind
my apologies
+++
got sick of bein th only guy
at all girl parties
+++
morticia ws a smart chick though
she;d ***** me stupid and then
we're goin to a party
cn u be jenny fr a while ?
+++
i sing liek a chick dont i ?
+++
sounds liek chick cumming
it;s when th fifties hit th hat
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+++
Van Morrison
'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'
+++
singin on a street conner
with
al
in surfers paradise
under th lights
th chicks are throwin fifty cent coins at us and
sabrina wants to go dancin
bt al's music is
spesh
+++
and she'll wait a coupel songs
th only chick
who;d drive me to th dance floor
+++
if they liek it
why have they gotta hurt me
that is fucked man
+++
at lunchtime th nxt day
at th pub with fifteen chicks and
my muso mates
+++
i've got chunks missin out of me
+++
umm
+++
yeah man
i had to tell three chicks
a tale
+++
sabrina made me sing good ok
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Plastic Man'
+++
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+++
Rickie Lee Jones
'Coolsville'
+++
jst shove th ***** in th corner
she doesnt have to do anything
+++
we'll make good music
+++
every muso knows that feeling
an eleven jst dripped at me
+++
i've jst pulled th highest note
i;ve ever been game
to use in th street
+++
and th ***** kissed my hand
+++
well th first time ws special
+++
liek th first time
a hot bonde
ran me down on th unicycle
on th beach
coz i ws surfin in th waves
+++
i'm not sayin anything bt
at th time
i had at least two girlfriends
that this diary knew about
and they were both readin it
+++
she had a fuckin bodyguard
+++
no it;s alright
+++
when i woke up
in a penthouse th first time i
freaked bt
+++
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+++
Disturbed
'Meaning of Life'
+++
well i havent doen this before
+++
a page three model
i dunno man
+++
jane ws wild
+++
***** my diary read good
+++
why i had to stop
singin in
the fortitude valley
frm midnight till dawn
+++
th valley of guts
yeah
ya dont get laid there
+++
surfers paradise ws different
bt i ws conceived there
+++
i'll cya in six months
when i get my car licence back
and stick th surf unicycle
in th one foot waves again
+++
maybe
+++
been there done that
and had fuckin fun
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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+++
Easy Star All Stars
'Time'
+++
bree...
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