The CO wrote:
Tom wrote:
BOCA RATON, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- First, the Vatican was accused of
hiding the records of priests who've abused kids. Now, it's being
accused of hiding a time machine.
ROFL.
The machine in question is called a "Chronovisor" and was built in the
1950s by a Benedictine monk named Father Pellegrino Ernetti.
Uhhuh. According to??
No photos of the Chronovisor exist,
Gee, there's a big surprise...
but paranormal journalist John Chambers
Does that means he writes about the paranormal or he is paranormal.
Based on this, I incline to the latter....
says Ernetti reportedly used the "way back machine" to film Christ's
crucifixion for Vatican officials.
And who told him? Supposedly?
Ernetti died in 1994 without revealing the secret of the Chronovisor
Gee, there's another big surprise...
but
Wait for it....
Chambers says evidence is mounting that the Catholic Church is hiding
a working model from the rest of the world,
Oh of course. And what evidence would that be, exactly?
supposedly to keep it from getting into evil hands.
<sound of violin playing>
Sound crazy? Maybe,
Ummm, probably closer to, 'Yes, definitely.'
Shhhh! Never disagree with a crazy person, you don't know WHAT they'll
do. Besides, it's not nearly so entertaining as egging them on.
=-)
Woods
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