REPOST
dear diary, i didnt poo in my pants today
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todays diary page contains
illegal activity
th usual terms and conditions
pertaining to my psychic blog
that talks to me in music
apply
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Korn
'Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere'
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wasnt goin to mention them
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?
'Lock It - Falling Joys.mp3'
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The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
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ok
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in little brothers range rover
rocked thru th pension office
to put my forms in and
hit my first roof
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climbed aboard and
couldnt get nicole kidman out of my mind
***** *****
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after th third hour
i was goin spare
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twenty five feet up
not much to think about
cmon brain
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now look
i did not
propose to ya on th net
a yr to th day
before ya married keith
that's a myth
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*****
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hit th fourth hour and
i near threw myself off th roof
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why u in my mind ?
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has she found out about me ?
dont think so
why
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go for smoko
after th first roof and
all th boys tell mei s
we're goin to a high maintenance bugger
i got no address
followin th other trucks
we start drivin thru streets
all named after movie stars and
pull into a street
named after nickie kidman
ahhh
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City High
'You dont know me'
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dont tell me
let me guess
th high maintenance *****
is in this little street
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just a feeling
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it was
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drove me nuts
for four hours
before i turned into th street
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it's a holdover roof
so much ***** to do on it
it'll run four days
and th eediot
who owns it
reconnected th rainwater tank
without tellin us
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dont u have a bite at me lady
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a little dirty water gone in yr tank
u were told
u dont talk to roofers that way
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dont care who ya are
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or when i paint yr barges
i'll make em seethru
which u wont catch for three yrs
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so high
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th paths are
too fuckin clean
level five water restrictions
we clock evrything
walkin in th door
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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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but th hose isnt connected
to th tap
and her front garden has died
lack of water
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wot ***** sme is
not you dear
ppl demandin huge cleanup
worse
than when we were in
just level three
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more fussy now than ever
maybe they liek to see their paths hosed down
and so
leaf strewn and dirty
our cleanup takin forever
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if we worked fo rth government
oh i do
we'd be on stress leave
th looks ya get
throwin water down a dirty roof
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if yr plants die
th bank wont foreclose on ya
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if we park th machine
how do we earn a living ?
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th infrastructure alone is
staggering
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u work on a dirty roof
we wont
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not in this day and age
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in ten yrs
it'll all be done by cherry picker anyway
a human wont be allowwed to set foot on it
factor it in
in yr maintenance costs
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access
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another architect designed disaster
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least this one
hasnt just
put in a new timber deck
liek last weeks
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that was bright
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grand champion though
was th chick
who had th painter
comin to paint a wall
we were washin on top of
one of us
has to leave th job
for th day
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was nice though
th nxt day
to have smoko with th wall painters
we paintin th roof
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u guys dont get to smoke drugs
on th coppers rooves
while yr paintin em
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really ?
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th perks man
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not danger money
idiot money
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future echoes
get out of my head
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a high maintenance ***** hey
dificult with a capital K
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i admit
i got th giggles
climbin on it
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chattin to my mate
about my weekend
down th edge of th island
with a hot redhead
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cmon man
yrs aint a real blonde
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we did curse very much and
liken th roof to th streets name
we had to dear
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didnt know
that end of town
had a street named after u
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it's a cute little street
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shoulda called it an overlook
they stuck her up high
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my head swam
this morning
my gift
not telling me
why
nickie was in my mind
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back home
a coupel of billies in
and some quiet contemplation
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i usually
only predict disasters
if i read th bitchy magazines
correctly
keith goin into rehab
three months after they got married
wasnt a good sign
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all duly backwards
hey it;s real magic
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
applys to magic too
but
ya married a guy
who lived
twenty k's down th road
a ten minute drive away
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ok
maybe 7
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future echoes
bounding into me
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12 mnths to th day
after i flipped out
***** i
proposed to a woman
and only
one woman
insanity
oh it's alright
she's safely married now
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it never happened ok nickie
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still knockin me around
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after th fourth hour
this morning
ok brain
why u still got this woman on yr mind
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like a brick wall
slamming into my head
when we pulled into th little street
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high maintenance ya said
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if i
had just once
read th job book
this morning
i coulda saved myself a lot of grief
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but then
i wouldnt be the
witchdoctor of australia
now would i
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prove me wrong nickie
dont let it be a disaster
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otherwsie i have to cling to
well at least no-one died this time
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from th future echoes
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th future coming out of my keyboard
backwards and
distorted
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but normally
seven days
before it happens
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th one thing
th nickie kidman thing did
was give us a handle on
time
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june 25
was also th date
i started
this diary
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back in 2001
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7 days
before th senior feds
aussies
bought it in
indo
i was seein
dead hippies
takin th contract sorry
to whack some hippies
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i tried to warn em
we do wot we can
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but of course
7 days before th garuda plane crashed
we said we saw
a terrorist incident and
went a little screwy
dont like writin
psychic clues
to terrorist incidents
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so hard
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came out of
june 25 and
england was to get
july seven bombings
i jumped into a
shakespear newsgroup
and
screamed at th english but
to no avail
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still cant read my diary from that week
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Machine Gun Fellatio
'Mouth'
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posting 12 pages a day from
the oracle of kuta
wi th many names
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sure sign
somethin nasty about t happen
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oh yeah
i was gunna declare war on
england
after june 30 if
certain conditions werent met
when ya write
backwards psychic clues
7 days before th event
july seven
london bombed
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left me fully
compromised and
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hmm
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no-one noticed
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ya cant predict these things
oh good
u wont get up me for what i said
7 days before that oen then
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lessee
7 days before aceh
tsunami killed 230000
i was seein a
big splash
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City High
'15 Will get you 20'
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big wave
eighty five feet
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city high
hey kuta
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ah *****
i asked for a big wave
online
for retaliation
for a terrorist incident
that hadnt happened yet
do i claim these as psychic kills ?
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wot about
th night before th
northern pakistan earthquake
when i pointed th bone of death
at the islamic terrorist cunts
a hundred thousand died
th nxt day
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i know
only one day;s
notice
i was in bad mood ok
fuckin sue me
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7 days after
kuta beach bombing
mark two
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but i avenged kuta beach
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pointed the boen of death at
dr deatha nd
dr azahari
bomb maker for both
kuta beach bombings
died 12 days later
balancing
me ridin my uncicyle
over th mountain of kuta
12 days before the first
kuta beach bombing
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Blink-182
'Blink-182 - Enthused'
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enthused ?
i dont think so
no fucker cares
it;s oz
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most magical land
on th planet and
th most blind inhabitants
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The Kinks
'All Day and All Of The Night'
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strange inhabitants
their history books say
the australian aboriginal witchdoctor
can only kill u
by pointing th bone of death at u
if u know about it
cause that's wot kills u
i'll just ask one of my victims
christopher skase
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Lupe Fiasco (feat. Jill Scott)
'Daydreaming'
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no he's dead
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dragegd him to his death
behind my car
in this diary
7 days before
he died of natural causes in spain
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only page two of this diary
live on th net
psychic killer witchdcotor
i dont think dear departed christopher
saw it coming
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strange land
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he stole a lot of our money
aussies that is
a lot
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he deserved it
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a sweet kill for kuta man
black honey man
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not takin european bees
on board th space ships
they got stings
just kuta bees
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still make honey and
a psychic hive besides
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Kate Bush
'Cloudbusting'
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when's th rain coming kuta
even th straights
are startin to think
it swervin around th dams
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"work on yr recycled water ya cunts"
"We're goin into space"
"planet's fucked"
"we WILL NOT beat global warming"
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a difference of opinion
in my twin souls
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can i get into yr pants
i just ***** in mine
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yr firm about that
"positive"
we better learn how to burn h2o then
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th problem with burning water
so th future tells me is
keepin th temperature down
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we put fires out with it
i'm goin with wot einstein said
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when th pommies
firestormed that
german town
th water caught fire
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Linkin Park
'Step Up'
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down by th park
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CAD
the council for aesthetic deletions
had some words to say
in this diary
7 days before th garuda disastser
10 dead hippies sitting th wall
titled page
i took th contract
i knew in th back of my mind
i wasnt whackin hippies
dead opposite
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but i did
chat to th king of th hippies
in that page
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it's all backwards man
but i know why
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th reason
for einsteins law
action = opposite reaction
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cause the infinitely large universe
is made out of
infinitely small particles
else th law doesnt make sense
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B-52's
'Rock Lobster'
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we know th why's
of th uni verse
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dusk has passed and
i havent surfe don my uni cycle yet
later much
..
..
..
pirat ejenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
can i ask a stupid question ?
oh i dont
read comments
that wont work
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A Perfect Circle
'Orestes'
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