The joyfull day came when we all went to the zoo. We laughed at the
monkeys, rode the carnival rides, even ate cotton candy.
We walked and laughed for hours.
The best part of the day is when we came across the baboons. The
baboons had these huge red butts.
"Did your daddy spank you too much?" I yelled at the baboons.
Oddly enough they hopped up and down violently as if they knew
what I said.
One of the zookeepers came up to me and said "They look harmless,
but don't be fooled, they will eat you like a piece of chicken if you
***** them off!"
Timmy was near the fence thumbing his nose at them. As the
zookeeper and I talked, we did not notice that Timmy had climbed on top
of the fence.
"Big fat big fat butt, big fat big fat butt!" he chanted.
I suddenly heard his dad yell " Oh my god Timmy No!"
We looked to see Timmy as he lost his balance and fell over twenty
feet into the baboon pit.
Before anyone could do anything the baboons surrounded him.
"GET THE HOSE GET THE HOSE!" I heard someone yell.
The baboons had a calm analylitical look on their faces as they
stared at Timmy.
"Wahh ah ahh" he sobbed. "Please don't eat me!"
"THE ***** HOSE IS JAMMED!!!" I heard someone yell.
"Offer them your cotten candy!" I yelled to Timmy. Timmy
reluctantly held out his arm with the cotton candy. One of the baboons
came up and sniffed the candy. It then took the candy. Along with
Timmy's arm.
As blood sprayed everywhere, someone finally got the hose turned
on and blasted the baboons. Sadly the hose got Timmy as well.
As Timmy slammed into the Baboons this seemed to enrage them
further. They batted him back and forth.
I heard someone vomit.
I don't remember too much after that because I was too busy
laughing.
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