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Topic: Science > Prophecies-Of-Nostradamus
User: "Werewolfy"
Date: 16 Jun 2006 01:45:19 PM
Object: Don't be mean...share your 'humour'.
Now Doc, well, Dr Try Combs,
Why so mean, wandering in and out of 'alt.pot'?
Why not share your 'fun'? After all, your mother was an addict.
Your 'humour' is rather strange. Let's all laugh together now...all in
chorus and three cheers for 'Good Old Doc'.
I don't think so.
Dr Try Combs wrote;
"I want to warn everyone who smokes Mary Jane that she is a
cold-blooded
killer.
My cousin Rachel smoked five joints in a row and started driving a
Stingray with her boyfriend - who was already passed out from too much
smoke. They went for a ride during memorial day, but strangely they
were only going 15 mph - according to police and witnesses - when poor
Rachel blacked out at the wheel, sending the stingray off a high bridge
into a fast-moving river. They still haven't found their bodies. She
was only 19. He was 52.
Then my gay grandma Betty who's been a toker for 40 years died of a
stroke last month. She was 64 so she could've lived longer had she not
flirted with the cold-blooded killer, Mary Jane! Her best friend, Elma,
told me that she and grandma had taken ten or more hits of white widow
off a hooka just before her stroke happened. Why do you think they call
it widow - like the black widow spider maybe?
My next door neighbor Grant shot himself in the head with a .357 magnum
last night after smoking about 20 bowls of high-grade weed in his red
ceramic pipe that looks like Satan. His horrified friend, Abu, said
Grant lit up bowl after bowl and boasted he could "take all that damn
*****, Jane, has to give" and "she won't kill me." Then he laughed oddly
for a long while. Abu said he left at that point, apparently just after
Grant put the barrel in his mouth. He left a blood splattered note on a
napkin that read -
"Mary Jane is worse than Aileen Wournos. I wished I'd never met the
crazy *****."
He was only 29 years old. He could've had a long life if he hadn't
hooked up with Mary Jane, the femme fatale of drugs.
Dr. Try Combs "
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User: "Docrodile, Reptile Extraordinaire :#####~~"

Title: Re: Don't be mean...share your 'humour'. 18 Jun 2006 12:10:07 AM
Try perusing alt.pot.kettle.black, Wolfbreath.
Doc :))
Werewolfy wrote:

Now Doc, well, Dr Try Combs,

Why so mean, wandering in and out of 'alt.pot'?

Why not share your 'fun'? After all, your mother was an addict.

Your 'humour' is rather strange. Let's all laugh together now...all in
chorus and three cheers for 'Good Old Doc'.

I don't think so.

Dr Try Combs wrote;
"I want to warn everyone who smokes Mary Jane that she is a
cold-blooded
killer.
My cousin Rachel smoked five joints in a row and started driving a
Stingray with her boyfriend - who was already passed out from too much
smoke. They went for a ride during memorial day, but strangely they
were only going 15 mph - according to police and witnesses - when poor
Rachel blacked out at the wheel, sending the stingray off a high bridge

into a fast-moving river. They still haven't found their bodies. She
was only 19. He was 52.
Then my gay grandma Betty who's been a toker for 40 years died of a
stroke last month. She was 64 so she could've lived longer had she not
flirted with the cold-blooded killer, Mary Jane! Her best friend, Elma,

told me that she and grandma had taken ten or more hits of white widow
off a hooka just before her stroke happened. Why do you think they call

it widow - like the black widow spider maybe?
My next door neighbor Grant shot himself in the head with a .357 magnum

last night after smoking about 20 bowls of high-grade weed in his red
ceramic pipe that looks like Satan. His horrified friend, Abu, said
Grant lit up bowl after bowl and boasted he could "take all that damn
*****, Jane, has to give" and "she won't kill me." Then he laughed oddly

for a long while. Abu said he left at that point, apparently just after

Grant put the barrel in his mouth. He left a blood splattered note on a

napkin that read -
"Mary Jane is worse than Aileen Wournos. I wished I'd never met the
crazy *****."
He was only 29 years old. He could've had a long life if he hadn't
hooked up with Mary Jane, the femme fatale of drugs.
Dr. Try Combs "

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