Dreamwalker Found Dead
Unpopular APN regular redneck, Dreamwalker, aka Dinkwanker, Dimmy, DW,
etc., was found by his grandmother, who he lived with, hanging dead from a
tree branch outside her home late Saturday night.
He left a note ....
"I can't wait for the apocalypse. It's taking too long. I've had it! I'm
outta' here!"
Dreamwalker is the latest trajedy in a rash of sudden bizarre departures
from APN in recent months.
"APN is heading for the rocks, " said Doc, an APN regular. "The hull's
gonna' get split wide open, and we're all gonna' go down with the ship.
Some are bailing out early."
Long time regular, Jean Guernon, said he knew it was inevitable.
"The riff-raff have been taking over for a long time," Guernon said.
"America haters, stupid pranksters, and assorted dumbos and retards have
killed my once wonderful prophecy group."
"I hope they all drown," he added.
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| User: "Cardinal Chunder" |
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| Title: Re: Dreamwalker Found Dead |
16 Jan 2006 12:36:57 PM |
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Lateral Pass wrote:
Dreamwalker Found Dead
Unpopular APN regular redneck, Dreamwalker, aka Dinkwanker, Dimmy, DW,
etc., was found by his grandmother, who he lived with, hanging dead from
a tree branch outside her home late Saturday night.
He left a note ....
"I can't wait for the apocalypse. It's taking too long. I've had it! I'm
outta' here!"
Dreamwalker is the latest trajedy in a rash of sudden bizarre departures
from APN in recent months.
"APN is heading for the rocks, " said Doc, an APN regular. "The hull's
gonna' get split wide open, and we're all gonna' go down with the ship.
Some are bailing out early."
Long time regular, Jean Guernon, said he knew it was inevitable.
"The riff-raff have been taking over for a long time," Guernon said.
"America haters, stupid pranksters, and assorted dumbos and retards have
killed my once wonderful prophecy group."
"I hope they all drown," he added.
Dimbo is probably on another of his imaginary tours of duty.
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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16 Jan 2006 01:18:47 PM |
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Cardinal Chunder wrote:
Lateral Pass wrote:
Dreamwalker Found Dead
Unpopular APN regular redneck, Dreamwalker, aka Dinkwanker, Dimmy, DW,
etc., was found by his grandmother, who he lived with, hanging dead
from a tree branch outside her home late Saturday night.
He left a note ....
"I can't wait for the apocalypse. It's taking too long. I've had it!
I'm outta' here!"
Dreamwalker is the latest trajedy in a rash of sudden bizarre
departures from APN in recent months.
"APN is heading for the rocks, " said Doc, an APN regular. "The hull's
gonna' get split wide open, and we're all gonna' go down with the
ship. Some are bailing out early."
Long time regular, Jean Guernon, said he knew it was inevitable.
"The riff-raff have been taking over for a long time," Guernon said.
"America haters, stupid pranksters, and assorted dumbos and retards
have killed my once wonderful prophecy group."
"I hope they all drown," he added.
Dimbo is probably on another of his imaginary tours of duty.
Wonder if his platoon leader will be Barney The Purple Dinosaur and
comrades-in-arms the Teletubbies.
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The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.
-Carl Jung
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| User: "Uncle Treat" |
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| Title: Re: Dreamwalker Found Dead |
16 Jan 2006 02:09:22 PM |
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Marvin The Paranoid Android wrote:
Cardinal Chunder wrote:
Lateral Pass wrote:
Dreamwalker Found Dead
Unpopular APN regular redneck, Dreamwalker, aka Dinkwanker, Dimmy, DW,
etc., was found by his grandmother, who he lived with, hanging dead
from a tree branch outside her home late Saturday night.
He left a note ....
"I can't wait for the apocalypse. It's taking too long. I've had it!
I'm outta' here!"
Dreamwalker is the latest trajedy in a rash of sudden bizarre
departures from APN in recent months.
"APN is heading for the rocks, " said Doc, an APN regular. "The hull's
gonna' get split wide open, and we're all gonna' go down with the
ship. Some are bailing out early."
Long time regular, Jean Guernon, said he knew it was inevitable.
"The riff-raff have been taking over for a long time," Guernon said.
"America haters, stupid pranksters, and assorted dumbos and retards
have killed my once wonderful prophecy group."
"I hope they all drown," he added.
Dimbo is probably on another of his imaginary tours of duty.
Wonder if his platoon leader will be Barney The Purple Dinosaur and
comrades-in-arms the Teletubbies.
Jerry's Delta Force now. He was clandestinely dropped into Iran to do
surveillance in advance of for U.S/Israeli attacks in March.
It was clear to his commanders that could easily think like Ahmadinejad
and stay one step ahead.
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