early warning
+++
rego's due next week
"known that for ages"
early warning didnt help then did it ?
+++
the kinks
'supersonic rocket ship'
+++
"i see yur point"
+++
waddya want fuckin predictions for ?
+++
"stupid trolls"
+++
"you still asleep wiz ?"
think so
+++
the offspring
'pretty fly'(for a white guy)
+++
i dunno smiling one
you might go in th seven days yet
news said
th locals stormed th jail
and
demanding yur death sentence be committed
+++
"how many days left kuta man ?"
it'll expire on saturday
"fucker of a curse"
+++
m2m
'dont say you love me'
+++
ok i wont
+++
now bend over and touch yer toes
+++
"a month off th road wont kill us"
th dope supply will drop
"ok with me"
you say that now
stoned
+++
"speaking of which"
go out coughing
that;s th way
+++
scuse i
..
..
..
"paulie can i chase nickie kidman"
"from a nickie kidman newsgroup"
that's impossible
"with no money in th bank"
+++
the kinks
'you really got me'
+++
yur mad jen
+++
"what disturbs me"
"is all th other impossible things i've done"
a mission impossible hey ?
"mr impossible possible"
dag
+++
"do everything gainst it"
+++
say all th wrong things
"in all th wrong places"
+++
"cant be done"
+++
that;s much better
+++
i need a big *****
with wide hips
to carry my unicycles
+++
presidents of th united states
'kitty'
+++
if no-one is going to listen
to what you say
you may as well let fly
+++
"makes me wet"
+++
i dont care how big th fuckin cat is
if it bites me
i'm bitin it
"tarz'
+++
a month or so
on th uni
only means of transport
shopping
and
"***** i'll be fit"
+++
be back on th road for full summer
"what it is to be a bum"
+++
system of a down
'aerials'
+++
might even go out
and make some more
thousands of smiles
+++
"karma gunna ***** on me ?"
do ya deserve it ?
"sent a nasty curse"
"30 thosuand dead th next morning"
"waddya reckon ?"
no way
see th future
and
have to twist it
to tell it
"hurts"
always
+++
"i'm confused"
i'm paulie
pleased to meet ya
+++
"We didnt give em much warning"
was th clue
followable ?
"after th fact"
good enough
+++
"when i ask a question off god"
"i get big answers"
+++
deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
+++
"i havent"
"that;s th scary bit"
+++
"honesty's still runnin about 98%"
+++
allows ya t tell
th future
+++
"we usually give"
"seven days warning"
"but th christian in me"
"Was pissed"
"if ya"
"look at th question i asked off god bout th bali bombers"
"and look at th timing"
"all those religious schools"
"th kids were in school"
"and went under th buildings"
"it's viewable from this direction paulie"
+++
only if ya
see
what happened last time we asked a question off god
+++
nirvana
'come as you are'
+++
i'm not impressed dude
+++
last time
i got
our worst weather week
as an answer
i demand
no water this time
massive earthquake
th next day
gunna avoid askin you questions
less i'm real *****
+++
there's just
so many fuckin
viewpoints
+++
it'd be a bonus
if amrozi
bit th dust
before th seven days expire
but not critical
+++
this is
the religion of
kuta
after all
+++
dont need yur death man
reads god enough without it
+++
kraftwerk
'computer love'
+++
nice computer
keeps tellin me th future
+++
i get to play
+++
alright
who's pissed me off this week
+++
bad readers
should be slapped in th face
with a baseball bat
till they grow a brain
+++
"are you a bad reader ?"
+++
maybe i throw a curse at you
+++
i curse this money
last of my mothers
blood money
from her murder
bank stoel it off me anyway
watch it sail to
new york
in 85 million US dollars paid
and see th
world trade towers collapse
on th sventh day
+++
i see
th commonwealth bank
steal money off a me
a pensioner
on july first
here we go again
oh great
ok
hi world
guess what
gunna happen again
ya gunna follow th clues and help me
or
nah
bombers struck england
july seven
*****
+++
and just days ago
more early warning
i ask a question off god
so rare
and
i so scared of it
and tryin
to write my prediction
without
revealing
instant truth
ya cant just
ya cant just
say it
+++
would you listen then
any better than ya do now
+++
led zeppelin
'since i've been loving you'
+++
to play cassandra
is
to know pain
+++
"in red dwarf"
"they put cassandra on a rocket ship"
"and threw her out of th solar system"
+++
cause truth hurts
+++
why so many of us avoid it
+++
i'll bet ya they
regretted it
in th fullness of time
"when th first"
"really big disaster after she left"
"occurred, i'll bet"
+++
"is that why we liek falsehood"
"and reward *****"
"cause th truth hurts"
"and bein lied to doesnt"
+++
dont get
deep and meaningful on me
+++
"harry potter's a billionaire paulie"
+++
and you;re a bum
+++
"truth"
+++
"can i really be in my fifth year of this ?"
how many server records you leave ?
"thousands"
+++
ah go mangle a quatrain
+++
"am i gunna go mad ?"
madder
"maybe i should listen to comment"
it doesnt serve a purpose
talk talk
doesnt save any lives
foreknowledge
helps no-one
+++
the verve
'lucky man'
+++
i guess
i got real and provable magic
which i see
+++
put a prediction in a
paul mc cartney newsgroup
dated
and it's there forever
he gunna die
on this date
rude
karmicly rude
doesnt die on th day
you know he's alive today
th next day
i hate th dateline
always watchin wednesday on thursday
down under
paul mc cartney
old man
announces to th world
my girlfriend's gunna have my child
beat that
nostradamus
+++
if you could really see th future
i'll be in your visions
+++
i jumped off th net
screaming
sick of predicting mass death
i will return
in six months
december 25
december 26
massive tsunami
hits
indonesia
+++
course i was
i see a big splash
as well
before it
made sense
after th fact
+++
nirvana
'negative creep'
+++
i wrote a page
titled
measure once
cut five times
bit before th tsunami
with nothing in th page
referring to th title
means something
+++
something big
falling into th water
i first thought
aircraft
nah
it's bigger than that
thought
a big rock
maybe
comin from space
nah
something under th ocean
moved
ripples
just liek ya droped a big rock
in th pond
wash out to th shore
80 foot wave
at th cliff
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'under th bridge'
+++
nah
it went over th bridge
+++
i know what to
jump up and down about
before somethin happens
to give me clues
blues clues
some times
i get it
some times
i dont
like
kuta beach
th first time
i dint get it
i'd never heard of th place
and th second time
well...
a week before th second time
i was writin int his thing
you;r ereading
***** man
i'm stressed
if they bomb kuta beach a secnd time
will i surviveit
psychically
last time
was real shitty
decided i would
you know
im not that
easy to kill at th best of times
was tryin to tell ya somethin
+++
course they
bombed
kuta beach a second time
bout a week after i
was real stressed bout it
and a week after that
i thought i'd ask my god
to look into things
and here we are
+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't know what i can save you from REMIX'
+++
timing
"magic"
big deal
+++
"yeah"
"it's real"
+++
scuse i
..
..
..
"how's honesty running ?"
still 98%
..
..
..
"can we help humanity ?"
does it want to be helped
"or put me on a spaceship"
"and throw me outta th system"
isnt that what ya want ?
to go searchin for blue planets
+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++
i'm a background singer
and psychic
ya kinda have to be
i anna get away from
th dross of humanity
with it's seething
psychic aura
somewhere quiet
and sing
to different stars
to see which ones sing back
mark that one down jennifer
for future reference
"it's eighty one light years away"
it sang back
must be a strong one
got thru th dross
+++
"we cant get there"
that gets you nowhere
+++
"einstein said"
and who did einstein listen to
before einstein said
+++
th universe has no speedlimit
what a fuckhead
+++
imprisoned humanity
with one sentence
and liek idiots
we believe
we cant get to th stars
einstein told us th rules
of th universe
+++
your rules
dont account
for how i can
read th future
"write"
you;re wrong
+++
einstein does more
to stop humanity
embarking for th stars
than he helps
+++
and then we watch
th americans
play with
world war two technology
for fifty years
and then annoucne
oh
we're goin back to th moon
usin th
same
+++
kylie minogue
'track no 04'
+++
'promises'
<<< smile >>>
+++
gunna land a man
on mars
***** mars
it;s red
not blue
build one ship
to do nothing else but accelerate
a nuclear furnace
to make th superheated stem
and th electrical energy
to convert it into
hydrogen and oxygen
and
fire th fuckin thing into th heavens
prove it
bust th myth
+++
it's just a
theory
+++
a theory of relativity
+++
queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
+++
you;ve been to th shop today
unicycle
+++
"yeah but it was fun"
+++
cheatin gravity
fallin off th front of a wheel
"using gravity"
"against itself"
+++
balance
+++
"have to upset th balance"
+++
it's electrical
+++
"when we"
"break th light barrier"
"will it leave"
"a visible trace ?"
more interesting if it
does it
faster than th speed of light
+++
"would be nice to know"
"are there visual effects"
"like sound effects"
"breaking th sound barrier"
+++
tenacious d
'kielbasa'
+++
"wot u sayin about tenacious d ?"
+++
ya wouldnt want traces
written across th universe
+++
"liek any signal"
"Works two ways"
+++
"works for us"
works for them
+++
i refuse to accept your version of reality
no fuckin speed limits
+++
jewel
'grey matter'(live)
+++
it's not right purple
+++
it's just fuckin wrong
+++
we are not going to be bound by this
restriction
+++
i see
next week
+++
rather than bet on racehorses
i prefer to look
big
+++
ridin around on a unicycle
singin and drummin
with six buskers
"you should charge man"
ask for ten dollars
that's all you;ll get
i dont want ten dollars
"but i see enough get passed"
self esteem
+++
will
fast than light travel
also provide
faster than light
warning of it coming
has to break th rules
on one side
why not th other ?
i want to know
+++
action/reaction
+++
opposites
"most of my premonitions come in opposites'
+++
tenacious d
'***** her gently'
+++
hmmm
"<<< smile >>>"
+++
thanks windows
ya make me smile
+++
***** in a bucket for all i care
dont ruin th bed
"paulie"
+++
yur last redhead drove me nuts
+++
presidents of the united states
'lump'
+++
"rita was a redhead"
told ya
+++
little brother came home
with a red beast
with wide hips
huge tyres
"a big ***** with wide hips"
"to carry my unicycles"
eventually
+++
do re mi
'idiot grin'
+++
jane's
friend was round th other day
jane
bein th mad redhead
i last lived with
+++
"lee"
dirty dancing redhead
on th egde of th island
"hasnt rung in a while"
+++
th girl
with th long black hair
was so much calmer
+++
"morticia"
+++
later morticia
+++
"she went longer than th week"
+++
coffee time...
+++
every day
i write th book
the stoners bible
th ebook of paulie and "jenny"
it's a magic book
it tells th future
+++
"which is never pleasant"
+++
i can taste th chardonnay
+++
"hey?"
+++
kylie mingoue
'after dark'
+++
well that;s alright then
+++
morticia would throw em down
willy nilly
+++
before jane came along
shutup jane
or i'll put hotpants on th monkey
and call it kylie
visions of redheads
infested my dreams
+++
it's gotta be th car
+++
"<<< smile >>>"
+++
"i know at least three other redheads"
+++
oh yeah
jen and her girlfriend visited
jadicus on th weekend
+++
do re mi
'cuttlefish beach'
+++
was at th beach
as it happens
north coast
and a stunning redhead
+++
"brought up in a harley motorcycle shop"
+++
i say nothing
"she's gorgeous"
+++
see anything on th outer horizon ?
and not in my love life
"or fantasy life"
keeps gettin blurred
"live too many fantasies"
well
after th first chick
sticks her tongue down yur throat
when yur singin
ya whoel attitude changes
dont matter its th street
maybe it;s better
they get more outrageous
+++
the kinks
'sittin on my sofa'
+++
all good then
+++
u stay hoem mik and
sit on yur sofa
and i'll go out
and push chicks
"and guys "
off me
whiel i sit
crosslegged
fuckina round on th drum
"and singin liek a girl"
+++
it's therapy
+++
kuta's
early warning device
stopped singin
in th street
for three months
and returned
to sing for joy
as th fuckers
were bombin our beloved
kuta beach
again
***** i hate karma
+++
get a big black dog up ya
+++
oh you did
hmm
+++
regurgitator
'blubber boy'(riding the wave of fashion)
+++
maybe i'm th christians answer
to muslim extremism
+++
play friendly
+++
you want me to
choose sides
in your debate ?
+++
read me however you like
you will
see th future
how you interpret it
i cant say
+++
violent femmes
'gone daddy gone'
+++
<<< smiel >>>
+++
they advertising
the live aid show
on th telly
one world
one mob
tryin to break th light barrier and
allow us to expand
our economy's demand it
+++
shoot offf a rocket
with all th worlds
best technology
in it
and check
theory
+++
"gone daddy gone"
"gone away"
+++
if it disappears
eventually
we'll get back signals
at light speed
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
when technology
catches up with me
and can see
a week ahead
then i might trust some of it's
intelligence
+++
in th meantime
th best thing to have in th space vehicle
for defense
is an early warning system
in human form
+++
the sensitive corp
+++
just liek today
one sensitive
is more effective
than 200 million dollars worth of airport security
+++
is ok
i sit in my box
+++
nine foot square
well lit cave
+++
turn th ship left
do it now
+++
another rock
floating by in space
beat th automatics by
a millisecond
it has to see it
i cheated
i had my eyes closed
+++
?
'i walk alone'
+++
yur trust in me is awesome
+++
lucky i got a sense of humour
and i generally
always end up
laughing
last
"as well as during"
+++
we try to teach th young nephew of mine
how to feel for th cops
so we dont drive past em
got too many illegals hangin out of th bonnet
it's a fuckin race car man
well we crossed
from one side to
the other
thru th city
on a friday night
"hmmm"
ok
it looks liek pig bait
but they have to see it
first
+++
i'm not alone
+++
twenty years
of driving a truck
without a license
how many times i got caught ?
zero
+++
shakespears sister
'catwoman'
+++
you cut at me catwoman ?
callin you lee
oh dear
+++
wet stuff runnin down my legs
+++
gunna be some time
before ya replace me
with a machine
sack all th workers and
put on machines that work all night
+++
adam from triple j
on abc again
+++
one day
i'll get to my real job
hangin my hide out
on a starship
lookin for blue planets
+++
bill hicks
'the elite'
+++
be a glamour job
+++
"only if ya can find em"
oh i'm confident
i'm a real psychic
i can trust my gift
well trained
+++
preset studio keepers
'solsbury hill'(DUR)
+++
"maybe a descendant"
***** that
+++
mine
+++
my dream
+++
i wanna be on th edge
unicycle on worlds
other ppl have never seen
"yet"
+++
at th edge of known space
+++
i aint goin there
"it;s yur job"
i aint goin there
trust me
send a robot
+++
there is no
valid experiment
to prove einsteins theory
there is no
speed limit
none
+++
zero
+++
you cant be at zero
in space
that;s about th only rule
+++
nirvana
'pennyroyal tea'
+++
"the earth is flat"
yur a fuckwit
..
..
..
paulei
+
"jenny"
=
land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
theory is not fact
i prove magic as fact
not theory
+++
you prove you're fucking right
i bet on this one
+++
bill hicks
'orange drink'
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
nirvana
'where did you sleep last night'
+++
where will i sleep tomorrow night ?
+++
ya think
always
where i usally sleep
[usually]
but
i've woken up in soem strange places
+++
the future is
what it is
+++
[load hashpipe]
care factor five
+++
the kinks
'dont forget to dance'
+++
..
..
..
?
'do you really want to touch me'
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of the eighties'
+++
was off
throwin drums off th truck
ten at night
gotta be up at five
+++
i paved outside
th shed door
earlier today
we can get th machiens
around th corner
without goin thru th mud
we must be expecting rain
+++
masking and hand painting
+++
"hanging off th edge"
cool as
+++
budgie
'breadfan'
+++
no man
yur son rang
told me i'm pickin him up at one
too wild hey
<<< smiel >>>
looks liek he's movin in
this time
+++
hmm
my rego
runs out next week
who's droppin him to school ?
+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++
didnt get much warning
of having to get up at five
+++
"dont think th rego will b a problem"
timing young man
+++
i'll have a yack about it
on my back
with bits of newspaper in my hand
tomorrow
+++
coldplay
'dont panic'
+++
"oh we'd never do that"
+++
when you've all quite finished
calling my little brother
+++
"i liked th subject matter"
bout another friend
"gender unsure"
more power to im if he goes singin
everyone everywhere
says we look liek brothers
i have a lot of fun doin it
+++
cmon little brother
ya cant sing t gay guys
without a coupel comin up and touchin
+++
this song for instance
sang this in th street
on th wrong corner
oops
oh hello
+++
pick another song michael
this guy's molesting me
no you can not
have the time of your life
+++
"it's something unpredictable"
"he singin"
yeah right...
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