1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
London -- (TT) -- A global-trotting collector has announced he and some
friends will mount an expedition into the wilds of Texas in search of a
particularly "evil fairy."
Ricky "Werewolfy" Coleclough, of Witches Walk, England has vowed he will
track down the pesky hateful tinkerbell "if it's the last thing I do."
Joining the expedition will be Gary "Docrodile" Ray, of Seattle, Randy
"Perseid", Chris "Woodhouse", of Ireland, with John Lemke, a seasoned game
hunter.
The hunt for the fairy, nick-named "JTEM", will begin early February.
"We're taking night goggles, automatic weapons, tear gas, stun guns, and I'm
carrying my sledgehammer," Coleclough said. "When we get him, he'll be put
in a cage first, then we'll vote to decide his fate."
JTEM has been harassing usenet posters for many years and was recently
sighted yelling obscenities at passersby, wearing a blue chiffon dress and a
pink lacy halter top, in downtown Waco, Texas.
"He slipped away fast, but we think he's still in the local area," one
long-time resident, Hayden Ramsey, said, who described the fairy as a
"weird, hideous dwarf", dancing alongside a freeway off-ramp last week.
"I nearly hit him with my truck...he suddenly darted in front of me, flipped
me the bird, dropped his drawers and mooned me, and then ran off," Ramsey
said.
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06 Jan 2008 09:55:31 AM |
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On 6 Jan, 12:25, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
London -- (TT) -- A global-trotting collector has announced he and some
friends will mount an expedition into the wilds of Texas in search of a
particularly "evil fairy."
Ricky "Werewolfy" Coleclough, of Witches Walk, England has vowed he will
track down the pesky hateful tinkerbell "if it's the last thing I do."
Joining the expedition will be Gary "Docrodile" Ray, of Seattle, Randy
"Perseid", Chris "Woodhouse", of Ireland, with John Lemke, a seasoned game=
hunter.
The hunt for the fairy, nick-named "JTEM", will begin early February.
"We're taking night goggles, automatic weapons, tear gas, stun guns, and I=
'm
carrying my sledgehammer," Coleclough said. "When we get him, he'll be put=
in a cage first, then we'll vote to decide his fate."
JTEM has been harassing usenet posters for many years and was recently
sighted yelling obscenities at passersby, wearing a blue chiffon dress and=
a
pink lacy halter top, =EF=BF=BDin downtown Waco, Texas.
"He slipped away fast, but we think he's still in the local area," one
long-time resident, Hayden Ramsey, said, who described the fairy as a
"weird, hideous dwarf", dancing alongside a freeway off-ramp last week.
"I nearly hit him with my truck...he suddenly darted in front of me, flipp=
ed
me the bird, dropped his drawers and mooned me, and then ran off," =EF=BF=
=BDRamsey
said.
Loved the news report, Doc.
The yellow ***** has yet to e mail though. He likes his 'fun', so I
wonder why he doesn't want to pusue more 'fun' face to face?
I have a simple enough rule about posts. letter, phone calls etc.
Never say a thing that you would not stand up to a man and say to his
face. If you do, you are nothing, just a worthless child.
JTEM, ACT LIKE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE. MEET
ME...THERE IS NO MONETARY COST TO YOU PROVIDED YOU HAVE BLOODY GOOD
HEALTH INSURANCE COVER.
Werewolfy
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06 Jan 2008 09:48:40 PM |
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Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Loved the news report, Doc.
Lame... unoriginal... helps you to pretend you have
functional legs... Yeah, I can see why you'd react
like a love-sick school girl towards it.
Congratulations, monkey.
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07 Jan 2008 03:09:43 AM |
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On 7 Jan, 03:48, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
=EF=BF=BDWerewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Loved the news report, Doc.
Lame... unoriginal... helps you to pretend you have
functional legs... Yeah, I can see why you'd react
like a love-sick school girl towards it.
Congratulations, monkey.
Yellow is your colour from this moment on.
A cowardly fairy is how you will be known.
The only 'message' that I will read from you from now on, is your e
mail agreeing to meet me.
All that talk, all of that jeering, jibing rudeness is simply the
product of a craven quivering little boy, frightened of chastisement.
You yellow *****.
Werewolfy
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09 Jan 2008 06:52:40 AM |
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On Jan 6, 10:48 pm, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Loved the news report, Doc.
Lame... unoriginal... helps you to pretend you have
functional legs... Yeah, I can see why you'd react
like a love-sick school girl towards it.
Congratulations, monkey.
Yes, he is a Monkey and a Douche Bag and now is to prove he is a
coward!!!
He is a loser!!!
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08 Jan 2008 06:48:52 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4d105fbf-f89b-414f-8f08-40152a7eefd8@d70g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On 6 Jan, 12:25, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
London -- (TT) -- A global-trotting collector has announced he and some
friends will mount an expedition into the wilds of Texas in search of a
particularly "evil fairy."
Ricky "Werewolfy" Coleclough, of Witches Walk, England has vowed he will
track down the pesky hateful tinkerbell "if it's the last thing I do."
Joining the expedition will be Gary "Docrodile" Ray, of Seattle, Randy
"Perseid", Chris "Woodhouse", of Ireland, with John Lemke, a seasoned game
hunter.
The hunt for the fairy, nick-named "JTEM", will begin early February.
"We're taking night goggles, automatic weapons, tear gas, stun guns, and
I'm
carrying my sledgehammer," Coleclough said. "When we get him, he'll be put
in a cage first, then we'll vote to decide his fate."
JTEM has been harassing usenet posters for many years and was recently
sighted yelling obscenities at passersby, wearing a blue chiffon dress and
a
pink lacy halter top, ?in downtown Waco, Texas.
"He slipped away fast, but we think he's still in the local area," one
long-time resident, Hayden Ramsey, said, who described the fairy as a
"weird, hideous dwarf", dancing alongside a freeway off-ramp last week.
"I nearly hit him with my truck...he suddenly darted in front of me,
flipped
me the bird, dropped his drawers and mooned me, and then ran off," ?Ramsey
said.
Loved the news report, Doc.
The yellow ***** has yet to e mail though. He likes his 'fun', so I
wonder why he doesn't want to pusue more 'fun' face to face?
Probably for the same reason he keeps telling us what cowards we are -- that
we hide behind false monikers!
In a direct confrontation, Johnny would melt down like cheese in a
microwave.
Ya know...a gooey puddle...yellow, of course, like the color of most
cheeses. And likely the smell of limburger....
Thanx for the nice compliment!
Doc :))~
I have a simple enough rule about posts. letter, phone calls etc.
Never say a thing that you would not stand up to a man and say to his
face. If you do, you are nothing, just a worthless child.
JTEM, ACT LIKE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE. MEET
ME...THERE IS NO MONETARY COST TO YOU PROVIDED YOU HAVE BLOODY GOOD
HEALTH INSURANCE COVER.
Werewolfy
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09 Jan 2008 06:51:50 AM |
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On Jan 6, 10:55 am, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
On 6 Jan, 12:25, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
London -- (TT) -- A global-trotting collector has announced he and some
friends will mount an expedition into the wilds of Texas in search of a
particularly "evil fairy."
Ricky "Werewolfy" Coleclough, of Witches Walk, England has vowed he will=
track down the pesky hateful tinkerbell "if it's the last thing I do."
Joining the expedition will be Gary "Docrodile" Ray, of Seattle, Randy
"Perseid", Chris "Woodhouse", of Ireland, with John Lemke, a seasoned ga=
me
hunter.
The hunt for the fairy, nick-named "JTEM", will begin early February.
"We're taking night goggles, automatic weapons, tear gas, stun guns, and=
I'm
carrying my sledgehammer," Coleclough said. "When we get him, he'll be p=
ut
in a cage first, then we'll vote to decide his fate."
JTEM has been harassing usenet posters for many years and was recently
sighted yelling obscenities at passersby, wearing a blue chiffon dress a=
nd a
pink lacy halter top, =EF=BF=BDin downtown Waco, Texas.
"He slipped away fast, but we think he's still in the local area," one
long-time resident, Hayden Ramsey, said, who described the fairy as a
"weird, hideous dwarf", dancing alongside a freeway off-ramp last week.
"I nearly hit him with my truck...he suddenly darted in front of me, fli=
pped
me the bird, dropped his drawers and mooned me, and then ran off," =EF=
=BF=BDRamsey
said.
Loved the news report, Doc.
The yellow ***** has yet to e mail though. He likes his 'fun', so I
wonder why he doesn't want to pusue more 'fun' face to face?
I have a simple enough rule about posts. letter, phone calls etc.
Never say a thing that you would not stand up to a man and say to his
face. If you do, you are nothing, just a worthless child.
JTEM, ACT LIKE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE. MEET
ME...THERE IS NO MONETARY COST TO YOU PROVIDED YOU HAVE BLOODY GOOD
HEALTH INSURANCE COVER.
Werewolfy
You like to make like the tough guy, yes???
Now I show you to be the coward, you are so brave, then you e-mail
to me and let me know where you will stay!!!
Otherwise you are expose as the big coward and the big Douche Bag!!!
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07 Jan 2008 11:14:42 AM |
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On Jan 6, 7:25=A0am, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
Gary, you've always been at your best with your bylines. (The "poetry"
too) The Ahmedinejad posts had me rolling on the floor.
That was you, right? :-)
Don't know if there are any similarities between fairy hunting and
deer hunting but I'm sure the basics are pretty much the same.
(Munching on this year's supply of exquisite venison sausage as I type
this, <belch>)
Somehow I think Wolfy's expertise in this area is probably quite
impressive and easily demonstrable. I'd only be in his way unless he
needed help gutting and skinning.
Somehow I don't think that kind of work, post mortem anyway, would be
needed.
There are only a certain few interested in fairy sausage. A particular
Serbian image comes to mind. Wonder how you ship vacuum packaged meat
to Belgrade?
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08 Jan 2008 06:44:27 AM |
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"John Lemke" <jflemke@locallink.net> wrote in message
news:46ec829d-3153-41c7-9ecd-403eb30ceb8a@1g2000hsl.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 6, 7:25 am, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
Gary, you've always been at your best with your bylines. (The "poetry"
too) The Ahmedinejad posts had me rolling on the floor.
That was you, right? :-)
Don't know if there are any similarities between fairy hunting and
deer hunting but I'm sure the basics are pretty much the same.
(Munching on this year's supply of exquisite venison sausage as I type
this, <belch>)
Somehow I think Wolfy's expertise in this area is probably quite
impressive and easily demonstrable. I'd only be in his way unless he
needed help gutting and skinning.
Somehow I don't think that kind of work, post mortem anyway, would be
needed.
There are only a certain few interested in fairy sausage. A particular
Serbian image comes to mind. Wonder how you ship vacuum packaged meat
to Belgrade?
Fairy sausage is typically without much constitution. It's loosely binded
and falls apart easily when lightly poked. heehee...
Thanx, I'm always happy to hear someone has enjoyed my creative work!
Doc :))~
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09 Jan 2008 06:54:25 AM |
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On Jan 7, 12:14 pm, John Lemke <jfle...@locallink.net> wrote:
On Jan 6, 7:25 am, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
Gary, you've always been at your best with your bylines. (The "poetry"
too) The Ahmedinejad posts had me rolling on the floor.
That was you, right? :-)
Don't know if there are any similarities between fairy hunting and
deer hunting but I'm sure the basics are pretty much the same.
(Munching on this year's supply of exquisite venison sausage as I type
this, <belch>)
Somehow I think Wolfy's expertise in this area is probably quite
impressive and easily demonstrable. I'd only be in his way unless he
needed help gutting and skinning.
Somehow I don't think that kind of work, post mortem anyway, would be
needed.
There are only a certain few interested in fairy sausage. A particular
Serbian image comes to mind. Wonder how you ship vacuum packaged meat
to Belgrade?
You like to find out? Then have you coward manfirend the Douche Bag e-
mail
to me and let me know where he will be!!!
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09 Jan 2008 12:32:55 PM |
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On 9 Jan, 12:54, wrote:
"You like to find out? =EF=BF=BDThen have you coward manfirend the Douche Ba=
g
e-mail to me and let me know where he will be!!!"
What happened to your stupid accent Little yellow Johnny? You filthy
yellow scum.
"On 25 Sep 2007, 10:50, wrote:
Wait and see, Steinbrenner is going to sign
Bonds so that he can finish his career as a Yankee
and insure that the all-time homerun leader will
have an affiliation with the Yankees.
Bonds will bat in front of A-Rod and will hit 40+ homers
in 2008
--
Posted via a free Usenet account fromhttp://www.teranews.com
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09 Jan 2008 11:08:36 AM |
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On Jan 9, 7:54=A0am, wrote:
You like to find out? =A0Then have you coward manfirend the Douche Bag e-
mail
to me and let me know where he will be!!!
If you really were tough you wouldn't be asking for help. You'd give
him what he's asking for.
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| User: "" |
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10 Jan 2008 07:39:00 AM |
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On Jan 9, 12:08 pm, John Lemke <jfle...@locallink.net> wrote:
On Jan 9, 7:54 am, wrote:
You like to find out? Then have you coward manfirend the Douche Bag e-
mail
to me and let me know where he will be!!!
If you really were tough you wouldn't be asking for help. You'd give
him what he's asking for.
No, it is the Douche Bag who is say that he is so tough, now let
him be the prove to that!!!
If he is thr big tough, then let him e-mail me, tell to me where
he will be and who he is, then we will know he is the brave.
Otherwise he will remain the coward and the Douche Bag as
always!!!
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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10 Jan 2008 08:22:31 AM |
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<danisnewlover@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:c67f5c2d-0434-498f-8882-a420fd196112@1g2000hsl.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 9, 12:08 pm, John Lemke <jfle...@locallink.net> wrote:
On Jan 9, 7:54 am, wrote:
You like to find out? Then have you coward manfirend the Douche Bag e-
mail
to me and let me know where he will be!!!
If you really were tough you wouldn't be asking for help. You'd give
him what he's asking for.
No, it is the Douche Bag who is say that he is so tough, now let
him be the prove to that!!!
If he is thr big tough, then let him e-mail me, tell to me where
he will be and who he is, then we will know he is the brave.
Otherwise he will remain the coward and the Douche Bag as
always!!!
that warm feeling you just got under your seat ... take a look...last
night's chili couldn't wait, eh?
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| User: "Dani" |
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09 Jan 2008 05:13:02 PM |
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On Sun, 6 Jan 2008 04:25:05 -0800, "Docrodile"
<swampthing@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
London -- (TT) -- A global-trotting collector has announced he and some
friends will mount an expedition into the wilds of Texas in search of a
particularly "evil fairy."
Ricky "Werewolfy" Coleclough, of Witches Walk, England has vowed he will
track down the pesky hateful tinkerbell "if it's the last thing I do."
Joining the expedition will be Gary "Docrodile" Ray, of Seattle, Randy
"Perseid", Chris "Woodhouse", of Ireland, with John Lemke, a seasoned game
hunter.
The hunt for the fairy, nick-named "JTEM", will begin early February.
"We're taking night goggles, automatic weapons, tear gas, stun guns, and I'm
carrying my sledgehammer," Coleclough said. "When we get him, he'll be put
in a cage first, then we'll vote to decide his fate."
JTEM has been harassing usenet posters for many years and was recently
sighted yelling obscenities at passersby, wearing a blue chiffon dress and a
pink lacy halter top, in downtown Waco, Texas.
"He slipped away fast, but we think he's still in the local area," one
long-time resident, Hayden Ramsey, said, who described the fairy as a
"weird, hideous dwarf", dancing alongside a freeway off-ramp last week.
"I nearly hit him with my truck...he suddenly darted in front of me, flipped
me the bird, dropped his drawers and mooned me, and then ran off," Ramsey
said.
LOLOLOLOLOL! Awesome. Loved it, Doc .. :)
Dani
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10 Jan 2008 05:40:34 AM |
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"Dani" <d.b737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:m5lao3h43t6hulckeuupqvcau1l44h9hp0@4ax.com...
On Sun, 6 Jan 2008 04:25:05 -0800, "Docrodile"
<swampthing@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
1-6-07
EXPEDITION TO 'BAG A F--KIN' FAIRY' ANNOUNCED
London -- (TT) -- A global-trotting collector has announced he and some
friends will mount an expedition into the wilds of Texas in search of a
particularly "evil fairy."
Ricky "Werewolfy" Coleclough, of Witches Walk, England has vowed he will
track down the pesky hateful tinkerbell "if it's the last thing I do."
Joining the expedition will be Gary "Docrodile" Ray, of Seattle, Randy
"Perseid", Chris "Woodhouse", of Ireland, with John Lemke, a seasoned game
hunter.
The hunt for the fairy, nick-named "JTEM", will begin early February.
"We're taking night goggles, automatic weapons, tear gas, stun guns, and
I'm
carrying my sledgehammer," Coleclough said. "When we get him, he'll be put
in a cage first, then we'll vote to decide his fate."
JTEM has been harassing usenet posters for many years and was recently
sighted yelling obscenities at passersby, wearing a blue chiffon dress and
a
pink lacy halter top, in downtown Waco, Texas.
"He slipped away fast, but we think he's still in the local area," one
long-time resident, Hayden Ramsey, said, who described the fairy as a
"weird, hideous dwarf", dancing alongside a freeway off-ramp last week.
"I nearly hit him with my truck...he suddenly darted in front of me,
flipped
me the bird, dropped his drawers and mooned me, and then ran off," Ramsey
said.
LOLOLOLOLOL! Awesome. Loved it, Doc .. :)
Dani
You know how I feel about you, you lil' Irish spud-Italian tomato!! I'm
glowing right now...in the dark. So very happy you loved it.
heehee... so, let's meet here ====>
http://www.innattheshore.com/?gclid=CITS0IzI65ACFRG8iQody3fgbg
Get it over with, once and for all! *pant*
Doc ;))~~~~
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10 Jan 2008 06:17:20 AM |
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On 10 Jan, 11:40, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
http://www.innattheshore.com/?gclid=CITS0IzI65ACFRG8iQody3fgbg
Are ther any nice hungry sharks in the sea there Doc. Could
be...useful.
Werewolfy
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10 Jan 2008 08:10:54 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:ea6854ba-88a3-410b-8648-7da81ed4f5f3@c4g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On 10 Jan, 11:40, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
http://www.innattheshore.com/?gclid=CITS0IzI65ACFRG8iQody3fgbg
Are ther any nice hungry sharks in the sea there Doc. Could
be...useful.
Werewolfy
If a body is buried up to its neck in sand, in certain Pacific beach
areas, crabs scurry in with the low tide, looking for sustenance, and will
quickly feast on the immobile head. Neither screaming nor yelling nor
spitting will deter the course of their greedy dining. Their sharp pincers
tear quite effectively at soft fleshy things, tiny bit by bit, until their
food object is reduced nearly to a skeleton -- depending on how long the
tide's out. So, it's vital to choose a time of the lowest possible tide in
order to experience the situation to its fullest extent.
Nonetheless, whatever's left, after the tide comes back in, is quickly
picked or sucked away completely underwater by not only the crustaceans, but
the sharks, fishes, octopuses, and other hungry flesh-devouring critters.
Unfortunately, at that point, you cannot observe the (satisfying)
proceedings without a face mask and snorkel. It's more...well, inconvenient.
And, of course, by that time, if the head is still alive, it has drowned,
rendering it disappointingly lifeless and therefore usually less enjoyable
to watch.
I guess you were referring not to Dani or I, or to Bush or Cheney, or to
Stevie, but to some other person you might want to accomodate the sea
creatures with, yes? LOL!
Doc :))~
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10 Jan 2008 08:35:51 AM |
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On 10 Jan, 14:10, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
I guess you were referring not to Dani or I, or to Bush or Cheney, or to
Stevie, but to some other person you might want to accomodate the sea
creatures with, yes? LOL!
Yes Doc. That sounds interesting too, the account of the work
performed by those pretty crabs. It must be nice to be one of those
crabs.
I'm afraid to say that the desire to hurt has overtaken me again. It
happens from time to time, it's part of the..well, the problem of
borderline. It's quite overwhealming really. He could so simply
satisfy that feeling, a simple e mail and a meeting.
I'm beginning to think he is really just a little pansy boy. Are
Texans not meant to be big strong men?
He can't even say that he won't meet me, can't even say that he won't
e mail me. Just writes silly rubbish and ignores my proposition.
If he for a second thinks this is anything other than very very
serious on my part, then he is in for quite a suprise.
So...this is the fibre of the little yellow pansy boy then. Little
yellow frightened pansy boy.
Werewolfy
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11 Jan 2008 12:17:34 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:589ae398-66ee-4af1-830f-3b843b46d5f6@e4g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On 10 Jan, 14:10, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
I guess you were referring not to Dani or I, or to Bush or Cheney, or to
Stevie, but to some other person you might want to accomodate the sea
creatures with, yes? LOL!
Yes Doc. That sounds interesting too, the account of the work
performed by those pretty crabs. It must be nice to be one of those
crabs.
I'm afraid to say that the desire to hurt has overtaken me again. It
happens from time to time, it's part of the..well, the problem of
borderline. It's quite overwhealming really. He could so simply
satisfy that feeling, a simple e mail and a meeting.
I'm beginning to think he is really just a little pansy boy. Are
Texans not meant to be big strong men?
He can't even say that he won't meet me, can't even say that he won't
e mail me. Just writes silly rubbish and ignores my proposition.
If he for a second thinks this is anything other than very very
serious on my part, then he is in for quite a suprise.
So...this is the fibre of the little yellow pansy boy then. Little
yellow frightened pansy boy.
Werewolfy
I've only been to Texas, through the panhandle region, just once. It was
enough. Why anyone would want to live there their entire life mystifies me.
What a dreary, cow-pie saturated, stinky, barren, hot, dusty environment
chock full of dumb hayseeds, ignorant truckers, and macho cowboy types. And
most of 'em arrogant boasters and habitual bullshitters. Like JTEM.
No, Wolfy, some Texans are obviously cowardly fuckers. It's where the
chickenshitted Bush monster comes from, and his entire ugly clan. It's where
a cowardly lil' guy killed JFK and smirked afterward. Where the first
sniper-mass murder in US history by a lonely weasel, Charles Whitman,
occurred in 1966. For nutcases, it rivals California, New York, New Jersey
(where TonyZ is/was) and Florida
There are a lot of crooks, cowards, and crazies in the Lone Star State, and,
like you said, it's full of macho-acting pinheaded men who chew tobacco and
spit a lot. It's the home state of the late drugged-up talentless psycho
*****-model, Anna Nicole Smith.
When Bush was Governor there, it held the dubious distinction for being the
state with the highest number of executions -- and one of the poorest, too.
Texas has an interesting, unique movie correlation -- it's where the
infamous 1975 Texas Chainsaw Massacre was filmed.
I'm often oddly, but pleasantly reminded of the horrendous aspects of that
gory flick when I think of JTEM, fantasizing that the deranged,
cannibalistic, sadistic family of misfits have captured his hateful
egotistical fairy *****, and are joyously getting him prepped for dinner. I
can imagine hearing him screaming in agony, begging for his life, crying and
wimpering, urine and feces dripping down his legs, as they cut one finger
off at a time, then poke him like a pit-barbecued pig with various sharp
implements...
Doc :))~
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11 Jan 2008 12:37:23 AM |
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"Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
I've only been to Texas, through the [...]
Short sentences, monkey. Because, monkey or not,
you are a Douche Bag, and nobody wants to spend
more than a fraction of a second reading a Douche
Bag.
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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11 Jan 2008 12:50:31 AM |
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"JTEM" <jtem01@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
I've only been to Texas, through the [...]
Short sentences, monkey. Because, monkey or not,
you are a Douche Bag, and nobody wants to spend
more than a fraction of a second reading a Douche
Bag.
I didn't know your attention span was that long. :))~
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11 Jan 2008 05:51:16 AM |
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On 11 Jan, 06:50, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"I didn't know your attention span was that long. :))~"
Mine is considerably longer than JTEM's. I read and re-read the
description of Texas. It's an odd sort of place, inhabited by some
very odd people I see. Ah well, I'm quite used to dealing with 'odd'
people.
I really don't know why the alter ego creature, 'danisnewlover' is
suprised that I have this campaign to neutralise his chemical warfare
programme. Anyone who boasts of causing injury and brain damage by
using such weaponry must expect a swift, brutal response. Still, get
one and I get them both...that's the advantage of dealing with
multiple personality menaces.
Still no word from either. Perhaps the colour of this chemical is
yellow. Perhaps it's very, very yellow?
Werewolfy
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11 Jan 2008 07:20:48 AM |
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On Jan 11, 6:51 am, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
On 11 Jan, 06:50, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"I didn't know your attention span was that long. :))~"
Mine is considerably longer than JTEM's. I read and re-read the
description of Texas. It's an odd sort of place, inhabited by some
very odd people I see. Ah well, I'm quite used to dealing with 'odd'
people.
I really don't know why the alter ego creature, 'danisnewlover' is
suprised that I have this campaign to neutralise his chemical warfare
programme. Anyone who boasts of causing injury and brain damage by
using such weaponry must expect a swift, brutal response. Still, get
one and I get them both...that's the advantage of dealing with
multiple personality menaces.
Still no word from either. Perhaps the colour of this chemical is
yellow. Perhaps it's very, very yellow?
Werewolfy
Hey Douche Bag!!!
Why so afriad to give me the locate of your arrival??
Tell me hotel for which you stay, I find you, then you
proof how tough guy you are, yes?
Otherwise remain the scare coward and Douche Bag!!!
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11 Jan 2008 09:06:12 AM |
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<danisnewlover@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 11, 6:51 am, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
On 11 Jan, 06:50, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"I didn't know your attention span was that long. :))~"
Mine is considerably longer than JTEM's. I read and re-read the
description of Texas. It's an odd sort of place, inhabited by some
very odd people I see. Ah well, I'm quite used to dealing with 'odd'
people.
I really don't know why the alter ego creature, 'danisnewlover' is
suprised that I have this campaign to neutralise his chemical warfare
programme. Anyone who boasts of causing injury and brain damage by
using such weaponry must expect a swift, brutal response. Still, get
one and I get them both...that's the advantage of dealing with
multiple personality menaces.
Still no word from either. Perhaps the colour of this chemical is
yellow. Perhaps it's very, very yellow?
Werewolfy
Hey Douche Bag!!!
Why so afriad to give me the locate of your arrival??
Tell me hotel for which you stay, I find you, then you
proof how tough guy you are, yes?
Otherwise remain the scare coward and Douche Bag!!!
Oh...let's continue to feed into the *high* Johnny's on...tragic. LOL! We'll
be able to spot you blocks away: cobalt blue chiffon dress, pink halter top,
green ballet shoes.
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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11 Jan 2008 07:44:53 AM |
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On 11 Jan, 13:20, wrote:
Hey Douche Bag!!!
Why so afriad to give me the locate of your arrival??
Tell me hotel for which you stay, I find you, then you
proof how tough guy you are, yes?
Otherwise remain the scare coward and Douche Bag!!!
How thick are you? My airport will depend on your address. My purpose
will be to see you. Reply to my e mail.
Werewolfy
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11 Jan 2008 10:04:16 PM |
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On Jan 11, 6:51=A0am, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
On 11 Jan, 06:50, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"I didn't know your attention span was that long. :))~"
Mine is considerably longer than JTEM's. I read and re-read the
description of Texas. It's an odd sort of place, inhabited by some
very odd people I see. Ah well, I'm quite used to dealing with 'odd'
people.
I really don't know why the alter ego creature, 'danisnewlover' is
suprised that I have this campaign to neutralise his chemical warfare
programme. Anyone who boasts of causing injury and brain damage by
using such weaponry must expect a swift, brutal response. Still, get
one and I get them both...that's the advantage of dealing with
multiple personality menaces.
Still no word from either. Perhaps the colour of this chemical is
yellow. Perhaps it's very, very yellow?
Werewolfy
Oh look! The multiple personality disorder really does feed itself!
It's not
just an act.
You were right, John. These turds couldn't find their way out of an
*****
with a map and a flashlight.
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12 Jan 2008 12:26:20 PM |
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GymBunny <gymbunn...@gmail.com> wrote:
You were right, John. These turds couldn't find their way
out of an ***** with a map and a flashlight.
Oops. Now you've done it. Now, because you pointed out
that fact, the Multiple Personality Disorder is going to
mistakenly believe you give a *****, and pepper usenet with
it's comments directed towards you and/or about you.
Sure, you won't notice (because you're not reading them),
but think of all those poor, poor people who will be subjected
to the symptoms of their mental illness!
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12 Jan 2008 02:10:02 PM |
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"JTEM" <jtem01@gmail.com> wrote in message
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GymBunny <gymbunn...@gmail.com> wrote:
You were right, John. These turds couldn't find their way
out of an ***** with a map and a flashlight.
Oops. Now you've done it. Now, because you pointed out
that fact, the Multiple Personality Disorder is going to
mistakenly believe you give a *****, and pepper usenet with
it's comments directed towards you and/or about you.
Sure, you won't notice (because you're not reading them),
but think of all those poor, poor people who will be subjected
to the symptoms of their mental illness!
You really spend a lot of time here on this usenet thing, don't ya, Johnny?
Well, you used to spend a lot of time collecting jock straps from gym
lockers and the YMCA back when I roomed with ya. You'd have little names
written on each and every one as though you knew those guys real well.
Then you'd be sniffin' em day and night and then running into the bathroom
or bedroom, slammin' the door, and be in there for hours gruntin' and
groanin'. Then you'd come out all red faced and sweaty with a weird look in
your glazed eyes and want to eat some chocolate cookie ice cream.
What'ya ever do with all those jock straps anyway? If you still got them,
it's a wonder you have much time left over to spend here on this usenet
stuff. But, you always spent a lot of time getting obsessed with things. I
remember once you talked for 24 hours straight about baseball and then you
couldn't talk for days from a damaged voice box.
It was the nicest time I ever had.
Jim
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12 Jan 2008 04:11:15 AM |
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"GymBunny" <gymbunny73@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 11, 6:51 am, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
On 11 Jan, 06:50, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"I didn't know your attention span was that long. :))~"
Mine is considerably longer than JTEM's. I read and re-read the
description of Texas. It's an odd sort of place, inhabited by some
very odd people I see. Ah well, I'm quite used to dealing with 'odd'
people.
I really don't know why the alter ego creature, 'danisnewlover' is
suprised that I have this campaign to neutralise his chemical warfare
programme. Anyone who boasts of causing injury and brain damage by
using such weaponry must expect a swift, brutal response. Still, get
one and I get them both...that's the advantage of dealing with
multiple personality menaces.
Still no word from either. Perhaps the colour of this chemical is
yellow. Perhaps it's very, very yellow?
Werewolfy
Oh look! The multiple personality disorder really does feed itself!
It's not
just an act.
You were right, John. These turds couldn't find their way out of an
*****
with a map and a flashlight.
It may be true we don't use a gps compass and night goggles like you do.
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