The first movie was awesome. Humans as batteries is a novel sci-fi
idea. Then there was that second movie. Now this third one. I guess
there was too much money involved not to make sequels but this third
Matrix Movie blows as bad as Beneath the planet of the apes!
Now as far as the ape movies.
Planet of the Apes One and three are great!
Two sucks
Fourth one Conquest is kinda good, low budget but nicely filmed, good
plot/
#5 Battle really freakin blows with mutants in school buses.
The remake of Planet of the Apes was super lame. All those plastic
plants in the studio "jungle". The think that really peeves me about
this remake is the way the apes jump up on wires, then a big edit, and
then the ape lands.
ONE DAMN TIME I WANT TO SEE AN APE JUMP AND LAND WITHOUT AN
EDIT!!!!!!!!
Now despite the sexy girl in the remake we saw no flesh at all!!! I
wanted to see savage humans mating and fighting in cages like in the
Original.
Big let down....
If anyone saw the Remake of LOST IN SPACE you know how bad a big
budget lame plotter geared to kids can be. However Dr. Smith turned
into some sort of Robot Pedophile in the end, I think thats what
happened.
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