Even after being tempted by the Swedish Female Penguin Bikini team.. I
wonder if these penguins were turned gay by gay penguin cartoons,
being abused as chicks by predatory gay penguin parents, mental
penguin illness, penguin genetics, penguin god or simply growing up in
decandent, liberal Europe? At least they're not promiscuous (they
have even adopted stones as a surrogate egg... awwwww!");


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1279583.html

Gay penguins won't go straight

Even after being tempted by the Swedish Female Penguin Bikini team.. I
wonder if these penguins were turned gay by gay penguin cartoons, being
abused as chicks by predatory gay penguin parents, mental penguin illness,
penguin genetics, penguin god or simply growing up in decandent, liberal
Europe? At least they're not promiscuous (they have even adopted stones

a surrogate egg... awwwww!");


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1279583.html

Gay penguins won't go straight

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by importing
more females has been declared a failure.
The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort to
encourage the Humboldt penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo to reproduce.
But the six homosexual penguins showed no interest in their new female
companions and remained faithful to each other.
Zoo Director Heike Kueck said: "The relationships were apparently too
strong."
A keeper confirmed that the male couples had adopted rocks which they were
guarding like eggs in their caves.
The zoo has said that it will try again in Spring 2006, because the

are an endangered species and need to be encouraged to breed.

Even after being tempted by the Swedish Female Penguin Bikini team.. I
wonder if these penguins were turned gay by gay penguin cartoons, being
abused as chicks by predatory gay penguin parents, mental penguin illness,
penguin genetics, penguin god or simply growing up in decandent, liberal
Europe? At least they're not promiscuous (they have even adopted stones as
a surrogate egg... awwwww!");


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1279583.html

Gay penguins won't go straight

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by importing
more females has been declared a failure.
The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort to
encourage the Humboldt penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo to reproduce.
But the six homosexual penguins showed no interest in their new female
companions and remained faithful to each other.
Zoo Director Heike Kueck said: "The relationships were apparently too
strong."
A keeper confirmed that the male couples had adopted rocks which they were
guarding like eggs in their caves.
The zoo has said that it will try again in Spring 2006, because the penguins
are an endangered species and need to be encouraged to breed.

Even after being tempted by the Swedish Female Penguin Bikini team..

wonder if these penguins were turned gay by gay penguin cartoons,

abused as chicks by predatory gay penguin parents, mental penguin

penguin genetics, penguin god or simply growing up in decandent,

Europe? At least they're not promiscuous (they have even adopted

a surrogate egg... awwwww!");


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1279583.html

Gay penguins won't go straight

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by

more females has been declared a failure.
The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort

encourage the Humboldt penguins at the Bremerhaven Zoo to reproduce.
But the six homosexual penguins showed no interest in their new

companions and remained faithful to each other.
Zoo Director Heike Kueck said: "The relationships were apparently too
strong."