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User: "Su Zanadu"
Date: 21 Dec 2004 08:52:48 PM
Object: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard
Found a picture here:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/florida/news-article.aspx?storyid=29607
December 19, 2004
DELTONA, Fla. --A sinkhole opened beneath a road in central Florida on
Saturday, swallowing four lanes of pavement and forcing the evacuation
of 20 homes.
Volusia County officials had been watching the hole since Monday, when
collapsed asphalt was noticed on Howland Boulevard near Deltona High
School. Workers were pumping a cement mixture under the damaged road
when the hole formed.
"All of the sudden, they started feeling rumblings in the ground," said
Robert Rogers, deputy chief of the fire department in Deltona, about 25
miles southwest of Daytona Beach.
The ground opened up, destroying all four lanes. The hole grew to 50
feet deep and at least 150 feet wide.
"It has not stabilized yet, so I'm sure its going to get a lot bigger,"
Rogers said.
The sinkhole also threatened to take down a major power line and forced
authorities to evacuate 20 homes near the electrical wires. Residents in
all but three houses were expected to return Saturday night.
One house was in imminent danger of falling into the hole, Rogers said.
(sinkholes suck!)
.

User: " John F Lemke"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 06:39:48 AM
"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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(sinkholes suck!)

As if there weren't already enough things in Florida like snakes and gators
that want to eat me.
.
User: "Woodswun"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 04:27:26 PM
In article <s9udnRSW_f3t9lTcRVn-1A@locallink.net>, " John F Lemke" <jflemke@LocalLink.net> wrote:


"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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(sinkholes suck!)


As if there weren't already enough things in Florida like snakes and gators
that want to eat me.

Awww .... you're giving the poor little snakes a bum rap, John. They have
*cute* snakes in Florida, not big ones that'll eat you. (Just don't touch the
pretty colored ones ... ;-)
Woods
.
User: " John F Lemke"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 08:33:43 PM
"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
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In article <s9udnRSW_f3t9lTcRVn-1A@locallink.net>, " John F Lemke"

<jflemke@LocalLink.net> wrote:


"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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(sinkholes suck!)


As if there weren't already enough things in Florida like snakes and

gators

that want to eat me.


Awww .... you're giving the poor little snakes a bum rap, John. They have
*cute* snakes in Florida, not big ones that'll eat you. (Just don't touch

the

pretty colored ones ... ;-)

Woods

Thanks for the tip. I don't mind snakes in general, around here they're
pretty tame. Imagine, tho, walking around in the summer in the North and
seeing one out of the corner of your eye. You reflexively jump but only a
bit, briefly. Imagine tho being in Florida and seeing one out of the corner
of your eye and then it bites you and kills you. You'd probably jump a lot
screaming like a five year old girl until you died. No thanks, too much
stress.
My mother grew up in Arkansas. Too many copperhead stories. No thanks.
Then there's the gators. Stories of (dumb) nudists floating in lakes at
night and being taken for a "roll" by a gator. In Michigan you can float
nude at night safely but only in the summer. In Michigan, probably NY too,
you can have your dog fetch and return a ball in a lake. In Florida it's
toss, fetch, return; toss, fetch, return, toss,
fetch........................... lunch. I heard a story once about a guy
that was grabbed by a gator, rolled for a little while then taken to the
gator's lair under a mud bank for later consumption. The gator wasn't all
that hungry and the guy got away. Now that's waaaaaay too much stress. No
thanks.
Now, if you could enjoy all your outdoor activities in the
mall......................
.
User: "Woodswun"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 09:06:03 PM
In article <vfKdncGUSqh5s1fcRVn-qw@locallink.net>, " John F Lemke" <jflemke@LocalLink.net> wrote:


"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
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In article <s9udnRSW_f3t9lTcRVn-1A@locallink.net>, " John F Lemke"

<jflemke@LocalLink.net> wrote:


"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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(sinkholes suck!)


As if there weren't already enough things in Florida like snakes and

gators

that want to eat me.


Awww .... you're giving the poor little snakes a bum rap, John. They have
*cute* snakes in Florida, not big ones that'll eat you. (Just don't touch

the

pretty colored ones ... ;-)

Woods


Thanks for the tip. I don't mind snakes in general, around here they're
pretty tame. Imagine, tho, walking around in the summer in the North and
seeing one out of the corner of your eye. You reflexively jump but only a
bit, briefly. Imagine tho being in Florida and seeing one out of the corner
of your eye and then it bites you and kills you. You'd probably jump a lot
screaming like a five year old girl until you died. No thanks, too much
stress.

0-o
You don't die instantly from snake bite! There are 2 different kinds of
poisonous snakes, one that kind of rots your tissue (vipers, like copperheads
and rattlers), which can be treated, and those that have nerve toxins (coral
snake). I believe the latter can also be treated, if they know which type of
snake bit you. Basically, don't put your hand anyplace where you can't see
ahead of time. Snakes are really very shy creatures and will do what anyone
would do when threatened - protect themselves. They are certainly not looking
at a hulking monster as supper. :-)


My mother grew up in Arkansas. Too many copperhead stories. No thanks.

They supposedly smell like cucumbers. Didn't know they had 'em in Arkansas - I
thought they were a northern snake.
I love snakes. I love the way they feel, the way they move, and their
intelligent appearance (although, they aren't). They're adorable! However, I
could do without the stink when you pick them up.


Then there's the gators. Stories of (dumb) nudists floating in lakes at
night and being taken for a "roll" by a gator. In Michigan you can float
nude at night safely but only in the summer. In Michigan, probably NY too,
you can have your dog fetch and return a ball in a lake. In Florida it's
toss, fetch, return; toss, fetch, return, toss,
fetch........................... lunch. I heard a story once about a guy
that was grabbed by a gator, rolled for a little while then taken to the
gator's lair under a mud bank for later consumption. The gator wasn't all
that hungry and the guy got away. Now that's waaaaaay too much stress. No
thanks.

From what I've seen, you wouldn't want to be skinny dipping in the kind of water
that gators inhabit. Of course, I've only seen stuff in Florida and
Mississippi, but it's icky, muddy stuff that looks like it's just crawling with
leeches and other parasites. Just .... yuk!


Now, if you could enjoy all your outdoor activities in the
mall......................

It would be kind of hard to get "outside" into a mall, though. :-)
Woods
.
User: " John F Lemke"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 11:07:10 AM
"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
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In article <vfKdncGUSqh5s1fcRVn-qw@locallink.net>, " John F Lemke"

<jflemke@LocalLink.net> wrote:


"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
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0-o

You don't die instantly from snake bite!

I wish it were so tho. Running around screaming and pulling your hair out.
Having your flesh eaten off your bones before you DIE!!!!!! Too much
stress.
I read a story about a Vietnamese peasant that was bitten by one of their
"two-steppers" and he managed to chop off the head of the snake that bit
him. He used the ***** he was tilling with to do that. They found the farmer
and the headless snake laying on the ground next to each other. Way too
much stress.

There are 2 different kinds of
poisonous snakes, one that kind of rots your tissue (vipers, like

copperheads

and rattlers), which can be treated, and those that have nerve toxins

(coral

snake). I believe the latter can also be treated, if they know which type

of

snake bit you. Basically, don't put your hand anyplace where you can't

see

ahead of time.

Yeah, like anyplace in Florida.

Snakes are really very shy creatures and will do what anyone
would do when threatened - protect themselves. They are certainly not

looking

at a hulking monster as supper. :-)

Well, I'm not a really huge hulking monster but thanks anyway.



My mother grew up in Arkansas. Too many copperhead stories. No thanks.


They supposedly smell like cucumbers.

Another good reason to keep cucumbers out of your salad.

Didn't know they had 'em in Arkansas - I
thought they were a northern snake.

I'm pretty sure she said copperheads. She was chased by one once on her way
to school. One had crawled up around her 18 month old sister when the
little tyke was sitting outside on the ground.


I love snakes. I love the way they feel, the way they move, and their
intelligent appearance (although, they aren't). They're adorable!

However, I

could do without the stink when you pick them up.

I think they're adorable too, behind glass and if they don't have fangs. I
don't mind them in my yard, if they don't have fangs. If they have fangs
they can't come to Michigan.



Then there's the gators. Stories of (dumb) nudists floating in lakes at
night and being taken for a "roll" by a gator. In Michigan you can float
nude at night safely but only in the summer. In Michigan, probably NY

too,

you can have your dog fetch and return a ball in a lake. In Florida it's
toss, fetch, return; toss, fetch, return, toss,
fetch........................... lunch. I heard a story once about a guy
that was grabbed by a gator, rolled for a little while then taken to the
gator's lair under a mud bank for later consumption. The gator wasn't

all

that hungry and the guy got away. Now that's waaaaaay too much stress.

No

thanks.


From what I've seen, you wouldn't want to be skinny dipping in the kind of

water

that gators inhabit. Of course, I've only seen stuff in Florida and
Mississippi, but it's icky, muddy stuff that looks like it's just crawling

with

leeches and other parasites. Just .... yuk!

I was down in Florida a couple years ago. Played golf at a couple of
courses that had gators floating in them. Saw some of the lakes down there
and they seemed pretty nice. People water ski in these lakes during the
day. It's like people surfing in the middle of sharks feeding. Are there
that many stupid people in the world? But maybe these are just the people
that read "The Michael Report".



Now, if you could enjoy all your outdoor activities in the
mall......................


It would be kind of hard to get "outside" into a mall, though. :-)

Woods

Maybe the mall is paradise without the serpents. Or maybe the serpents are
just well hidden. Uhoh, how did profundity manage to sneak into this? :-)
.

User: "Absolute Zero"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 09:12:29 PM
Woodswun wrote:
8<


I love snakes. I love the way they feel, the way they move, and their
intelligent appearance (although, they aren't). They're adorable! However, I
could do without the stink when you pick them up.

Adorable!!!
I thought I was odd... we'll call you Eve from now on.
-A
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User: "Woodswun"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 09:15:56 PM
In article <cqdctq$3u6$9@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>, Absolute Zero <amycaton@hotmail.com> wrote:

Woodswun wrote:

8<


I love snakes. I love the way they feel, the way they move, and their
intelligent appearance (although, they aren't). They're adorable! However, I


could do without the stink when you pick them up.


Adorable!!!

I thought I was odd... we'll call you Eve from now on.

LOL!
But really, come on - when you look into those little snake eyes and they're
kissing the air ... they're almost as cute as cow eyes! (Not freaky-looking,
like goats!)
Woods
.
User: "Jane"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 10:52:38 PM
"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
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In article <cqdctq$3u6$9@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>, Absolute Zero

<amycaton@hotmail.com> wrote:

Woodswun wrote:

8<


I love snakes. I love the way they feel, the way they move, and their
intelligent appearance (although, they aren't). They're adorable!

However, I


could do without the stink when you pick them up.


Adorable!!!

I thought I was odd... we'll call you Eve from now on.


LOL!

But really, come on - when you look into those little snake eyes and

they're

kissing the air ... they're almost as cute as cow eyes! (Not

freaky-looking,

like goats!)

Woods

I'm with you. I love snakes. I used to keep snakes that I caught as pets
as a kid. I've been bitten twice, but there were no venomous snakes where I
grew up. I had a brown queen snake that was as docile as a lamb and would
just lie around my neck as I went about my day.
I got in trouble in grade 4 when I took her to school and a boy borrowed her
and scared all the girls in his class (I was tomboy who liked all kinds of
critters).
Jane


.






User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 11:55:18 AM
John wrote:

(sinkholes suck!)

As if there weren't already enough things
in Florida like snakes and gators that
want to eat me.

Yeah.....chicken! :)
You taste just like chicken. :)
SuZanne
.
User: " John F Lemke"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 01:43:28 PM
"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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John wrote:

(sinkholes suck!)


As if there weren't already enough things
in Florida like snakes and gators that
want to eat me.


Yeah.....chicken! :)

I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in the woods until something big
enough to eat me comes along.


You taste just like chicken. :)

Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to some cannibals we taste more like
ham. Yum yum. Where do you stick the pineapple slice?


SuZanne

.
User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 10:12:45 PM

John wrote:

Yeah.....chicken! :)

I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in
the woods until something big enough to
eat me comes along.

ha haha!

You taste just like chicken. :)

Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to
some cannibals we taste more like ham.

Who has talked to cannibals....and lived to tell that story?

Yum yum. Where do you stick the
pineapple slice?

In my mouth of course!
Where do you stick yours?
:-D
SuZanne
.
User: "Jane"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 10:47:34 PM
"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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John wrote:



Yeah.....chicken! :)


I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in
the woods until something big enough to
eat me comes along.


ha haha!

You taste just like chicken. :)


Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to
some cannibals we taste more like ham.


Who has talked to cannibals....and lived to tell that story?

New Guinea cannibals called people "long pig". I would extrapolate that we
taste like pork.
Jane


Yum yum. Where do you stick the
pineapple slice?


In my mouth of course!
Where do you stick yours?

:-D

SuZanne

.
User: "Tadapope"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 09:51:31 PM

Subject: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard
From: "Jane"


Date: 12/22/2004 8:47 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <A5syd.13265$Z%3.793471@news20.bellglobal.com>


"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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John wrote:



Yeah.....chicken! :)


I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in
the woods until something big enough to
eat me comes along.


ha haha!

You taste just like chicken. :)


Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to
some cannibals we taste more like ham.


Who has talked to cannibals....and lived to tell that story?


New Guinea cannibals called people "long pig". I would extrapolate that we
taste like pork.

Jane


Yum yum. Where do you stick the
pineapple slice?


In my mouth of course!
Where do you stick yours?

:-D

SuZanne










I know for a fact that's the case.
I heard it from them back in the
late sixties.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA*
Oh Joy!
Tom
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
.
User: "Tadapope"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 24 Dec 2004 07:23:19 PM
I'm gonna eat sliced canned pineapple and watch 'THE UNDERTAKER AND HIS PALS'.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA*
Oh Joy!
Tom
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
.
User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 24 Dec 2004 10:01:22 PM

Tadapope wrote:
I'm gonna eat sliced canned pineapple
and watch 'THE UNDERTAKER AND
HIS PALS'.

Hey....now THAT'S a Christmas flick! ;)
Loads of laughs....
I'm signing off til it's all over and the last relative rolls out the
door.
Merry Christmas EVERYBODY!!!
Thanks for the cold rain Santa....hey you gave it your best.
SuZanne
.
User: "Tadapope"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 26 Dec 2004 06:57:26 PM
I just heard they plugged it with water.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA*
Oh Joy!
Tom
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
.





User: " John F Lemke"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 12:04:41 PM
"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
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John wrote:



Yeah.....chicken! :)


I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in
the woods until something big enough to
eat me comes along.


ha haha!

You taste just like chicken. :)


Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to
some cannibals we taste more like ham.


Who has talked to cannibals....and lived to tell that story?

The source was a converted cannibal. He made a complete switch and was
living in America and driving a cannibalized convertible. This is a story I
can't confirm or provide a cite for. I remember it coming up during a
discussion in my 11th grade history class. "What do various hominids taste
like?"


Yum yum. Where do you stick the
pineapple slice?


In my mouth of course!
Where do you stick yours?

:-D

You know I've spent a loooooootttt of time considering the proper answer to
this. An apple traditionally goes in the mouth. I think I'd have to leave
the pineapple placement up to whomever was cooking me. I'm not a miserable
control freak.
And I would never expect anything traditional out of you. :-)
.
User: "Tadapope"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 09:54:18 PM

Subject: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard
From: " John F Lemke"


Date: 12/23/2004 10:04 AM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <JZGdncNYWLyIlFbcRVn-jQ@locallink.net>


"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:16982-41CA45BD-659@storefull-3213.bay.webtv.net...

John wrote:



Yeah.....chicken! :)


I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in
the woods until something big enough to
eat me comes along.


ha haha!

You taste just like chicken. :)


Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to
some cannibals we taste more like ham.


Who has talked to cannibals....and lived to tell that story?



The source was a converted cannibal. He made a complete switch and was
living in America and driving a cannibalized convertible. This is a story I
can't confirm or provide a cite for. I remember it coming up during a
discussion in my 11th grade history class. "What do various hominids taste
like?"



Yum yum. Where do you stick the
pineapple slice?


In my mouth of course!
Where do you stick yours?

:-D



You know I've spent a loooooootttt of time considering the proper answer to
this. An apple traditionally goes in the mouth. I think I'd have to leave
the pineapple placement up to whomever was cooking me. I'm not a miserable
control freak.

And I would never expect anything traditional out of you. :-)











The Greys said we tasted like sweet
beef. I had a sea turtle steak once
in Puerto Rico that tasted like sweet
beef.
Of course the Greys have been raising
us all here on Earth to evolve into
sugar tarts.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA*
Oh Joy!
Tom
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
.
User: " John F Lemke"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 10:22:17 PM
"Tadapope" <tadapope@aol.com> wrote in message
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The Greys said we tasted like sweet
beef. I had a sea turtle steak once
in Puerto Rico that tasted like sweet
beef.

Of course the Greys have been raising
us all here on Earth to evolve into
sugar tarts.

It'd be pretty rude of them to put Saddam back in power and then eat us.
.
User: "Dani"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 10:46:34 PM
On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 23:22:17 -0500, " John F Lemke"
<jflemke@LocalLink.net> wrote:


"Tadapope" <tadapope@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20041223225418.06040.00001513@mb-m19.aol.com...


The Greys said we tasted like sweet
beef. I had a sea turtle steak once
in Puerto Rico that tasted like sweet
beef.

Of course the Greys have been raising
us all here on Earth to evolve into
sugar tarts.

It'd be pretty rude of them to put Saddam back in power and then eat us.

lol!
.




User: "Grantland"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 10:30:14 PM
(Su Zanadu) wrote:

John wrote:



Yeah.....chicken! :)


I AM that!!!!!! I'm a baaaaaaaad man in
the woods until something big enough to
eat me comes along.


ha haha!

You taste just like chicken. :)


Ha!!!!! Actually, my dear, according to
some cannibals we taste more like ham.


Who has talked to cannibals....and lived to tell that story?

Yum yum. Where do you stick the
pineapple slice?


In my mouth of course!
Where do you stick yours?

:-D

SuZanne

what about the bicycle?
w~
.

User: "Tadapope"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 23 Dec 2004 09:49:32 PM
I have two gravity fed sink holes in my kitchen that will devour my left overs
when I flush them.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA*
Oh Joy!
Tom
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
.





User: "Woodswun"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 21 Dec 2004 09:14:08 PM
In article <5050-41C8E180-511@storefull-3212.bay.webtv.net>,
(Su Zanadu) wrote:

Found a picture here:
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/florida/news-article.aspx?storyid=29607

December 19, 2004

DELTONA, Fla. --A sinkhole opened beneath a road in central Florida on
Saturday, swallowing four lanes of pavement and forcing the evacuation
of 20 homes.

The Florida Department of Transportation has already ordered a tanker of Maalox
to offset the effects of swallowing four lanes of pavement. "We've seen what
goes into pavement," said one highway crewman who refused to identify himself,
"All I can say is, it's gotta hurt!"
;-)
Woods
.
User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 21 Dec 2004 09:38:42 PM

The Florida Department of
Transportation has already ordered a
tanker of Maalox to offset the effects of
swallowing four lanes of pavement.
"We've seen what goes into pavement,"
said one highway crewman who refused
to identify himself, "All I can say is, it's
gotta hurt!"

I'm hurting!
From laughing so hard!
EXCELLANTE!!
:D
SuZanne

;-)
Woods

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User: "=?iso-8859-1?q?La_Bocca_Della_Verit=E0_-_D=E9j=E0_Vu_Le_Proph=E9te?="

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 21 Dec 2004 09:50:23 PM
Most excellent Dudette !!!!!!!!
he he he ;-)
I gonna get stuck into my Basil with
Cashew & Parmesan Chunky dips
on Ritz crackers now !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hooroo / Toodle frickin' PIPS ;-)
Uncle Wally ;-)
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User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 11:50:10 AM
Hey Walter...
Basil and Parmesan dip? Sounds yummy!
Would you share the recipe?
My holiday buffet needs some pizzaz.
Here is a tip for you as well.
Next time you make a pumpkin pie, try substituting the pasty crust with
one using gingersnaps instead. Follow the gram cracker crust
instructions but use the gingersnaps. It's yummy too! :)
~::~Happy Holidays~::~
SuZanne
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User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 01:05:26 PM
Walter!
Correction for below!
Not "pasty" crust....but "pastry" crust!
Pasty crust sounds like something on those JANET JACKSON cupcakes.
Ick!

Next time you make a pumpkin pie, try
substituting the pasty crust with one
using gingersnaps instead. Follow the
gram cracker crust instructions but use
the gingersnaps. It's yummy too! :)

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User: "Grantland"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 06:51:42 PM
(Su Zanadu) wrote:

Walter!

Correction for below!

Not "pasty" crust....but "pastry" crust!

Pasty crust sounds like something on those JANET JACKSON cupcakes.
Ick!

Hahahahahaa!
w~


Next time you make a pumpkin pie, try
substituting the pasty crust with one
using gingersnaps instead. Follow the
gram cracker crust instructions but use
the gingersnaps. It's yummy too! :)


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User: "Su Zanadu"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 09:50:31 PM

wally (not a relative) wrote:

SuZanne wrote:
Walter!
Correction for below!
Not "pasty" crust....but "pastry" crust!
Pasty crust sounds like something on
those JANET JACKSON cupcakes. Ick!


Hahahahahaa!
w~

Darn!
Each time I try and fix this post it just get's more screwed up!
I didn't mean her actual "cup" I meant the cupcakes that they made IN AN
OVEN *after* the wardrobe malfunction.
I wasn't trying to be *that* gross! :-P
That would be a triple ICK!!!
Here are the cupcakes.
I must warn you to scroll down quickly to the bottom because there is an
actual picture of Janet's scary "cup" (ICK-ICK-ICK!!) before you get to
the "cupcake".
http://www.amateurgourmet.com/the_amateur_gourmet/2004/02/janet_jackson_b.html
See now?
CAKES
(not CUP)
CAKES
(not CUP)
I meant CAKES CAKES CAKES - for Christ sake!!!
:-/
SuZanne
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User: "Michael Johnathan McDonald"

Title: Re: Giant Sinkhole Devours Florida Boulevard 22 Dec 2004 01:19:44 PM
Lost my appetite :(
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