green
+++
land surfer dude
apologizes
for his
upcoming absence
as ever
when we run out of drugs
we go private
+++
"ok"
+++
scuse i
..
..
..
"no desire to rave about my nuts for th next week"
+++
jane just rang
"<<< smile >>>"
"my ex girlfriend"
+++
got a new phone number
+++
"hmmm"
+++
alright you
+++
who cares about th fuckin shovel
give me th goss
what are my boys up to ?
hmm
+++
last time i spoke to ya
ya reckoned ya had two boyfriends
"probly still does"
"do you care ?"
no
+++
"see little brother blow out ?"
oh yeah
+++
car rego due tomorrow as it happens dear
ya found me a nice car
+++
"homer's writing fortunes"
+++
ya mad redhead
"wet mad redhead"
we talked ok
+++
bjork
'violently happy'
+++
"five orgasms a night"
on a soso night
"can i resist ?"
+++
only girlfriend in twenty years to tell me its average
"makes sense"
+++
i dunno
+++
"she's been down th valley lookin for us"
i was missin for a coupl months
typical psychic *****
i went back to singin
for joy as it happens
while th pricks were bombin kuta beach
again
i went last friday
to take th edge off that
singin with th black guys
+++
***** pj
+++
doin well bennie
+++
no suspension for
for two terms
hmm
ryan
+++
beth gibbons and rustin man
'sand river'
+++
ya fussy cow
"she is versace lady jane"
"she's more sensitive than morticia"
+++
how old is he now ?
does he wanna compete with me for you ?
ok
+++
"homer and marge are snugglin"
+++
"either really rich or"
"really poor"
+++
that was funny
you workin for th billionair
and all
+++
havent given th limo a detail
since th water restrictions bit
+++
little brother was
why is she ringin ?
+++
violent femmes
'dance, *****, dance!'
+++
ok
th wild redhead
stuffed me out a window
loves my afro
its grown back
i wont live with er
+++
"why's she keep calling back ?"
+++
fucked if i know man
can stand and scream at my ex girlfriends
they still ring
no purple
you cant have any porn
what a week
+++
"burned morticia's number"
yeah
"if morticia coulda kept her legs closed for"
annoyed th ***** outta jane
"like she's never annoyed anyone that way"
+++
m2m
'dont say you love me'
+++
shes never gunna let go man
+++
"love"
+++
i'll have to take th signs as pointing to my ex
jane
"who looks like nickie kidman down th back"
specially when th curls are
natural
"so pretty"
+++
these three chicks th other day
in a servo
payin out on me
to cut my hair
and im still in trouble
for bein out and about with my nephew
and a carload of chicks
bailed him and me up
tellin us we're sexy
little brother still screamin
+++
"we were out cruisin in th muscle car"
and ditched him
+++
pink floyd
'sheep'
+++
this is th last of th hydro
wot's your dealer liek these days ?
"timing"
+++
"will we get on with her sister this time ?"
who cares
+++
th wizard painting
still hangs on my wall
+++
"jane'll share"
she'll *****
"but she'll share"
+++
"redhead skinny femjack that destroys th bed"
+++
you'll never get over that
"i know"
"fed on too many outstanding orgasms"
+++
i was coughing this morning
confused th young fella
usually only
if i'm working
coughing again when i picked him up
bilo supermarket
went shopping
and
been coughing since
so much
perfumes in th air
"versace lady jane in th air"
+++
wot name do i wanna put you in my phone as ?
i can choose ?
"jane"
+++
i like sheryl
just
hmm
was sittin
real close to another one
satdy night just gone
+++
"let me put paulei back in his comfort zone"
"he can go out with two sheryls"
+++
not two yuppies this time pls
+++
machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
+++
get yur hand off it jane
"she's gunna give us hell for th next four days"
+++
the ex jockey
"ah *****"
+++
"i'll have to get her tip for th melbourne cup"
more like
your tip for her
"ok"
+++
how much we pull out of th pokies jane ?
"<<< smiel >>>"
+++
"i detect a change in th air"
+++
my stylist
"ppl would stop me"
"on th unicycle and tell me"
"man i liek your style"
+++
ok i'm sold
+++
eminem
'lose yourself'
+++
it has to be about jane doesnt it ?
+++
i smacke d redhea din th face
with a baseball bat
jestin in text
next day
my porn hard drive
goes blewey
only one
chick
left in th computer
on th hard drive
a redhead
th russian flexi queen
i'm sittn in nickie kidmans newsgroup
when channel nines
who wants to be a millionaire
finally pays out
and th winning answer for one million dollars
"bewitched"
i am
+++
is jane dummyspitting ?
+++
"if we can feel her"
"we had th other sheryl on our lap almost"
+++
get off my back
i never call you sheryl
jane till ya die
+++
i have to be me
+++
nine inch nails
'***** you like an animal'
+++
after you squirt all over th floor
i hope yur gunna clean that up
+++
"australian princess ad on th telly"
+++
it aint fair jenny
+++
"think yur right"
+++
"if we're not gunna be barbie girls backup anymore"
then we can pick our old one up
"crass"
never worried her
+++
and crass in th right places
i can sail th
cafe scene
+++
"better body"
+++
walk into th cafe
sit down liek i own it
"th gay waiters get squidgey and"
th owner comes and gives me a special table
+++
dont lie to me
its not th best
body that ever walked in yur establishment
but th by th way yur running around
its th best in a while
+++
"***** i wanted to leave"
but ya didnt
"and th chick from th band joined me"
+++
will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
+++
less they're smart
+++
"still trouble"
+++
turn th fan on
"ok"
+++
"i've taken to hiding behind th guitar case"
"pls dont touch"
+++
"got my eyes closed"
"singin liek a girl and"
"dont touch"
+++
"will morticia call ?"
i dont care
+++
i rang her on her birthday
"and she rang you for yours"
"and jane rang too"
+++
still douse yurself in versace ?
"do ya need to ask ?"
no
coughed all day
+++
george
'release'
+++
..
..
..
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
had a shower
was gunna have it
before ya rang but
wanted to wash my hair
i wasnt surprised ya called
+++
alright jane
i forgive ya
you can go out with jenny again
"and you"
dont push jenny to have a sexchange
"again"
+++
"she's gotta be sleeping with a chick"
+++
you'll get th truth
+++
'for fucks sake"
+++
'silence'
+++
the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
+++
a rich chick
if i know my ex
+++
"thanks jeannette"
she already knew ya still loved her
---
hadnt thought of that one
+++
"shutup you"
+++
why do all my girlfriends screw chicks ?
+++
"think i know"
cant stand a man
but move in with me paulie
+++
"not enough good lovers"
works both ways
still runs about one percent
and chicks that
"go both ways"
are more in tune
"more accepting anyway"
"it's all just pleasure"
+++
i'l come around for my camera
after i pick up my ex
+++
***** surfers
'pepper'
+++
"hmmm"
+++
another femjack
+++
settle down pooh
i havent forgotten ya
carried pooh bear in th truck
for a year before i met ya
+++
"we off and racing again ?"
+++
this is morticia's song
+++
i'm a little worse
than i was
at being captive
i still liek to come in at dawn
+++
chattin to th young fella
on th way hoem from school
we're
two and half men
kinda permanently now
think i'll still be
comin at dawn
when yur drinkin age
he thought so too
+++
?
'track 8'
+++
this is off th cd
i ripped
off ya yesterday man
funny
"magic is"
+++
dunno th name
+++
"its offspring *****"
"pay the man"
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'that fucking cat's back'
+++
"i'm not comfortable"
you think it isnt fair ?
"yeah"
you do nice magic for nickie ?
"***** yeah"
then its fair
+++
truly
what did he do
when his son was facing jail ?
you know what i think
+++
jenny loves you
i'm a pragmatist
+++
the verve
'sonnet'
+++
i can pretend lots of things
be lots of things
from walkin off a hippie commune with one girlfriend
to
dining at mermaids on th beach
with th next
my body remains th same
+++
how many girlfriends have ya got jane ?
+++
"barbie girl's gunna *****"
what th ***** for ?
"she'll *****"
not sleeping with barbie girl
"you;ve dropped er"
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'***** chin mi girlflen'
+++
"how connected are we ?"
too much
+++
"th young fella says she's yur girlfriend"
become too connected
another bree
+++
bjork
'one day'
+++
"ya cant touch sweetie"
+++
"isnt jane sensitive ?"
or we're just psychic
and tell a good tale
"before it happens"
"we do that sometimes"
"we like to play"
+++
"we'll check th bank account and"
"when it can stand it"
"we'll give ya a call"
"paulie bitches when his pot disappears"
+++
ok dude
you ringin my little brother tonight ?
i wanna go online
and download some songs
"feels peaceful"
should be
here goes
..
..
..
is it all about you jane ?
or are you
not th only glamour
queen
+++
do re mi
'no fury'
+++
"barbie girl"
*****
"yeah"
*****
+++
"he has to walk barbie girl"
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
downloading
big pig
'i cant breakaway'
+++
"jane'll help"
+++
how many fuckin soulmates do i have to have ?
+++
"empath"
+++
you got my number if ya wanna talk
we dont do business anymore
+++
"scared weird little guys"
+++
ya cant go in there jennifer
ya know ya cant
"i challenge these things"
i claim th body's right
+++
..
..
..
land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
listened to th preview
i remember that
+++
the verve
'this time'
+++
ah ***** womble
one of th ten best bodies in town
fuckers offered me strippin last week
jennifer's thinkin of choppin my nuts off
but what can i say
to your face
in th street
and a girl has just
walked into th post
while i was singin with my eyes closed
i'm not coping with this man
+++
dropped two girlfriends to have a sexchange
"she still wants me back"
and went singin down the fortitude valley
wrestling with my demons
"in demon costume"
and a leica camera
takin pics
"while i sing"
+++
incubus
'drive'
+++
morticia th yuppie
carting out
the unicycle man
and a bicycle racer
th gay waiter friend went squidgey
+++
bumped you to date me
ya fuckin girls bike rider
"haha"
+++
"lee'll ring next"
morticia asked if she'd called
+++
yur a mad thing jane
+++
dave lippman
'teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs'
+++
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< fuckin big smile >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
kiwi
+++
"irish"
+++
ya know i equate that with the jews
pre israel
"controversial"
fuckem
we dont wanna join ya
a community inside yur community
not australian
or
whatever country they're in
they're always
allying with somewhere else
+++
ya've lived here long enough
yu fucking australian
i dont call myself dutch
+++
nirvana
'plateau'
+++
"cause most see black fella australian"
even jane
"she sees kadeetcha man"
didnt say she was dumb irish
+++
australian girl
sheryl
+++
drives a
falcon
+++
these cunts are as mad as yur mob barbie girl
all get along
yur sisters boyfriend
is jane's eldest's mate
+++
at nineteen
on probation and facing jail
i know how he feels
+++
ah man
ya shoulda called me
"paulei"
gbh
+++
six foot fuckin four bennie
*****
+++
"can he still ride th unicycle we called ben before we met im ?"
and gave to im
+++
"ben tried to call"
alright bennie
alright
we talked
yur mother's a good communicator
says much in few
"thousands of words"
+++
"at least th daughters we brang up dont ring"
bitches
+++
big pig
'i cant breakaway'
+++
"but they will"
+++
i ran a very big
party house
for a couple of years
+++
ok
time to restore some of th porn collection
"th flaming redhead cant quite cope"
"alone"
so experience says
"five orgasms a night"
"i fly again"
+++
five is
"a bad night"
+++
"wouldnt even tell my diary"
"about th best night"
+++
direction change
"last cones ?"
"th strete in surfers paradise"
"gave me a make up artist jess"
"they'd paint my face and body up"
"before i hit th strete"
"to do"
"basically what i do now"
"unicycle and sing and drum"
"th council there were fuckheads"
"th strete wasnt"
"laid in th doorway of a nightclub"
"tripel vodkas free"
"drugs handed to me everywhere"
"and dirty dancin with five chicks"
"with my unicycle in th cloakroom"
"i have to leave here"
+++
the fortitude valley
+++
"i cant break away"
"i know how to break away"
"she gets me in a bed"
"th valley just disappeared"
+++
we have to move jane
the tower's finished
+++
nicole kidman
'sparkling diamond'
preview
+++
step aside pls jen
ok little one
"jane cant have more kids"
she loves kids
"what about my mother ?"
she'll come and collect you when she's ready
same way yur brother went
i wont have any choice in it
you know that
"will i suffer with knowing th future ?"
<<< smile >>>
good and bad in everything
+++
"wot did jane mean ?"
"either really rich or really poor"
wot's th most priceless thing on th planet ?
"real magic"
so i'm really rich and really poor
it's alright jenny
it's unbalanced to have
billions goin to ***** magic
like harry potter
and nothing to real magic
such as ours
"nature -real magic- always brings balance"
and unliek money
ya cant theive it
+++
"i'll find ya diamonds"
..
..
..
"later..."
.
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