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15 Sep 2005 05:32:13 PM |
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Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid
government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased
disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to
serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable
resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar,
Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of
Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer
chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "MonsieurStat" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 07:36:16 PM |
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"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government
contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster
victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the
government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's
president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be
used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof
A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
Do they at least bury the dead after the gold extraction?
Stat.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "Jane" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
16 Sep 2005 07:13:24 AM |
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"MonsieurStat" <monsieurstat@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government
contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster
victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the
government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's
president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be
used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips,
inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
Do they at least bury the dead after the gold extraction?
Few are buried in south Louisiana, lest they wash away. They are encrypted
above ground. Many of them were washing away in bayou country, even before
the storm, as the land has been washing out to sea, :(.
Yes, I read it in a book.
Jane
Stat.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "mondo" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 08:22:05 PM |
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It's cheaper to incinerate them.
mondo
"MonsieurStat" <monsieurstat@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41.37
HOUSTON-On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government
contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster
victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the
government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's
president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be
used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips,
inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
Do they at least bury the dead after the gold extraction?
Stat.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "Aidan" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 10:25:03 PM |
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"mondo" <m@ndo.com> wrote in message
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It's cheaper to incinerate them.
Indeed. Drop 'em in the smelter. What doesn't evaporate should scrape off
easily enough, and the precious metals will collect at the bottom of the
basin. Easy.
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| User: "Charly the Bastard" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
16 Sep 2005 07:13:58 AM |
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Aidan wrote:
"mondo" <m@ndo.com> wrote in message
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It's cheaper to incinerate them.
Indeed. Drop 'em in the smelter. What doesn't evaporate should scrape off
easily enough, and the precious metals will collect at the bottom of the
basin. Easy.
At 2500 degrees, there's nothing left that's organic, ashes to ashes. Thank
you Dr Porche.
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| User: "dreamwalker" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 06:51:52 PM |
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"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold
fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are
proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from the
wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover
from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips,
inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
More socialist Onion humor from the Burkley of the midwest.
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 07:43:55 PM |
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dreamwalker wrote:
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold
fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are
proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from the
wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover
from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips,
inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
More socialist Onion humor from the Burkley of the midwest.
How's your tour of duty going? It's been almost a year since you shipped
out!
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| User: "mondo" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 05:54:47 PM |
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"The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make
fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade
investments, and luxury yachting watches."
It would take *lots* of casualties to recover that amount of gold from tooth
fillings.
mondo
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:dgcsql$9n2$1@domitilla.aioe.org...
Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government
contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster
victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the
government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's
president. >
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "Jane" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 06:06:08 PM |
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"mondo" <m@ndo.com> wrote in message
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"The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make
fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade
investments, and luxury yachting watches."
It would take *lots* of casualties to recover that amount of gold from
tooth fillings.
You DO know it's a joke?
Jane
mondo
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
message news:dgcsql$9n2$1@domitilla.aioe.org...
Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41•37
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government
contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster
victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the
government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's
president. >
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "mondo" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 07:33:40 PM |
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You DO know it's a joke?
You never know what to believe these days.
mondo
"Jane" <pushlinque@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"mondo" <m@ndo.com> wrote in message
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"The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to
make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof
A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
It would take *lots* of casualties to recover that amount of gold from
tooth fillings.
Jane
mondo
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:dgcsql$9n2$1@domitilla.aioe.org...
Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41.37
HOUSTON-On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid
government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased
disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to
serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable
resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar,
Halliburton's president. >
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 06:51:42 PM |
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These chaps would have the contract to clean the floors of Fort Knox,
and that on a daily basis would reap more than an average countries
budget.
So does the word Halliburton now become a bi word for over charging,
graft and corruption?
Funny though they must have a branch anywhere there is a contract.
It is a Cheney World as they say.
LB
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| User: "dreamwalker" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 07:08:50 PM |
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<leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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These chaps would have the contract to clean the floors of Fort Knox,
and that on a daily basis would reap more than an average countries
budget.
So does the word Halliburton now become a bi word for over charging,
graft and corruption?
Funny though they must have a branch anywhere there is a contract.
It is a Cheney World as they say.
LB
A road trip to the western USA would net you a glimpse of Halliburton Corp. It's a huge company that
can perform a service only one other company in the world can do. It employees thousands of workers
who make good money and enjoy excellent benefits. Of course many Democrats seem to think these fine,
blue collar workers should be out of work. Sort of has me scratching my head. Isn't the Democratic
party supposed to be for the working man/woman?
-the dreamwalker
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| User: "Never anonymous Bud" |
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| Title: Re: Haliburton's $110 Million No-Bid New Orleans Contract |
15 Sep 2005 06:37:43 PM |
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Using a finger dipped in purple ink, Marvin The Paranoid Android
<marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> scribed:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525
NOT funny, in any way at all.
--
Lumber Cartel (tinlc) #2063. Spam this account at your own risk.
This sig censored by the Office of Home and Land Insecurity....
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