Happy halloween, y'all. (cut and paste from another group)

Best ComeBack Line


It was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was

"Best Comeback Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old

white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p. m. on
Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County
courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he

decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there
wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he
pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt
was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you
know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence
apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and
was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer

Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this
pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize
that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very
surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and
said, "A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"