Listen:
I want even those of you who aren't religious, and those of you who
don't believe in the resurrection of Christ our Lord to celebrate
Easter today regardless. I want everyone (yes even *you*) to get
out there - and get your Holy Communion today! You hear me?
Catholicism is the only true religion anyway.. and you all know Jesus
exists! Come ahnnn!! Quit pullin yer ***** and get on the damn ball!
Celebrate today - CELEBRATE I say!
(hehehehehe.. Jest goshin' around.. :)
Have a good one!
Dani
"Dance as if no one is watching.. Sing as if no one is listening..
Love as if you have never been hurt.."
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| User: "Zak" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
11 Apr 2004 05:16:58 AM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 07:55:06 GMT, Dani <dani7200@hotmail.com> wrote:
Listen:
I want even those of you who aren't religious, and those of you who
don't believe in the resurrection of Christ our Lord to celebrate
Easter today regardless. I want everyone (yes even *you*) to get
out there - and get your Holy Communion today! You hear me?
Catholicism is the only true religion anyway.. and you all know Jesus
exists! Come ahnnn!! Quit pullin yer ***** and get on the damn ball!
Celebrate today - CELEBRATE I say!
(hehehehehe.. Jest goshin' around.. :)
Have a good one!
Dani
"Dance as if no one is watching.. Sing as if no one is listening..
Love as if you have never been hurt.."
Hey Dimmi, Happy Easter. Hahahahahaha
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| User: "Dani" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
11 Apr 2004 08:58:15 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 06:16:58 -0400, Zak <Zak@home.com> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 07:55:06 GMT, Dani <dani7200@hotmail.com> wrote:
Listen:
I want even those of you who aren't religious, and those of you who
don't believe in the resurrection of Christ our Lord to celebrate
Easter today regardless. I want everyone (yes even *you*) to get
out there - and get your Holy Communion today! You hear me?
Catholicism is the only true religion anyway.. and you all know Jesus
exists! Come ahnnn!! Quit pullin yer ***** and get on the damn ball!
Celebrate today - CELEBRATE I say!
(hehehehehe.. Jest goshin' around.. :)
Have a good one!
Dani
"Dance as if no one is watching.. Sing as if no one is listening..
Love as if you have never been hurt.."
Hey Dimmi, Happy Easter. Hahahahahaha
Hey big fat sweaty obese Pig! What's up.
What did you have at Easter dinner this afternoon - Pork?
LOL!
Dani
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| User: "sUSAn B Anthony" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
11 Apr 2004 09:50:08 PM |
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Thank God that's over!
Due to a cookbook misprint, we enjoyed a delicious Easter dinner of
honey-glazed hamster.
Just now got the kitchen clean and back to normal. The relatives went
back to their homes and both kids have tummy aches.
I spared them even more tummy trouble by removing all the
"butter-flavored popcorn" jellybeans from their baskets. Hey...what they
don't know/have won't hurt 'em, right? ;)
The closest I got to taking holy communion today was biting a chunk off
of one of the kids' chocolate crosses. You've seen those, right? I'm
waiting for them to come out with the hollow solid milk chocolate Jesus.
"He has risen - then he melted in my hand"...LOL! What would you bite
first? The ears just aren't that appealing on Jesus as they are on
bunnies.
Here's a prediction for you.
Big candy sale tomorrow. Half price.
Why should we pay top dollar for Cadbury Creme Eggs?
Hope you all had a good one.
:)
sUSAn
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| User: "Dani" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
13 Apr 2004 09:46:35 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:50:08 -0400, (sUSAn B
Anthony) wrote:
Thank God that's over!
I know. I dread Holidays.
Due to a cookbook misprint, we enjoyed a delicious Easter dinner of
honey-glazed hamster.
Oh! Delicious. Had it about three years ago and it was magnific.
Just now got the kitchen clean and back to normal. The relatives went
back to their homes and both kids have tummy aches.
I went to my relatives house .. ;) of course I do my part in cleaning
up afterwards - but isn't it nice to just have that preemptive:
"Do you know what time it is <seriously concerned look> ???" .. then:
"Ah *****! I have this or that to do - gotta go.
I spared them even more tummy trouble by removing all the
"butter-flavored popcorn" jellybeans from their baskets. Hey...what they
don't know/have won't hurt 'em, right? ;)
Can't say it could.. less they caught ya! .. ;)
The closest I got to taking holy communion today was biting a chunk off
of one of the kids' chocolate crosses. You've seen those, right?
Yeah.. my nieces and nephews candy gets stolen all the time..
I've never ate one though. I'm not a chocolate fan. Not even really
when I was a kid.
I'm
waiting for them to come out with the hollow solid milk chocolate Jesus.
"He has risen - then he melted in my hand"...LOL! What would you bite
first? The ears just aren't that appealing on Jesus as they are on
bunnies.
I wouldn't eat a chocolate Jesus. It would freak me out.
Oh and I always bit the nose (lol) for some reason on the
chocolate bunnies.
Here's a prediction for you.
Big candy sale tomorrow. Half price.
Why should we pay top dollar for Cadbury Creme Eggs?
The'll be lots of hyperactive children then!. (did you ever like
those? Cadbury creme eggs? I really didn't. The mere thought
of them grosses me out.
Hope you all had a good one.
Mine was semi-semi.. good to see my neices and nephews, and the rest
of my family. But to me there's something disturbing about imposed,
or traditional "expected of you" "gatherings" ..then if ya don't go
there's gossip abound.
Don't get me wrong - I love Christmas and Easter. It's the show
that's sometimes put on at occasions like these. "Oh hey uncle
Frank - haven't seen you in a bout five years.. how's it goin;"
Frank: "Oh good, good - how about you?" .. whoever: "Good."
Then that's about the extent of it.
...had some good food though.
Dani
:)
sUSAn
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| User: "Never anonymous Bud" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
11 Apr 2004 11:13:55 PM |
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While still snuggled in a 'spider hole', (sUSAn B
Anthony) scribbled:
Thank God that's over!
Due to a cookbook misprint, we enjoyed a delicious Easter dinner of
honey-glazed hamster.
And you now realize it was supposed to be Homey-glazed Spam?
I spared them even more tummy trouble by removing all the
"butter-flavored popcorn" jellybeans from their baskets. Hey...what they
don't know/have won't hurt 'em, right? ;)
I found a chocolate bunny on my newspaper, it lasted about 5 minutes.
But I got NO Jelly Bird Eggs! :(
Here's a prediction for you.
Big candy sale tomorrow. Half price.
WOAH, gotta go to RiteAid anyway...
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| User: "sUSAn B Anthony" |
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13 Apr 2004 05:57:08 AM |
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Bud wrote:
I found a chocolate bunny on my
newspaper, it lasted about 5 minutes.
There's a good wife! (Or was it the paper carrier?)
I got a sword and an Easter card!
I know, that's strange.....but it's true.
The guys at my husbands' work said "Are you crazy? You are really giving
your wife a sword?"
But I got NO Jelly Bird Eggs! :(
Russell Stover bird nest SALE! Half price today! ;)
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| User: "Never anonymous Bud" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
11 Apr 2004 03:47:48 AM |
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While still snuggled in a 'spider hole', Dani <dani7200@hotmail.com>
scribbled:
I want even those of you who aren't religious, and those of you who
don't believe in the resurrection of Christ our Lord to celebrate
Easter today regardless.
Why?? Do YOU celebrate Holy days of other religions??
To reply by email, remove the XYZ.
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| User: "Dani" |
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| Title: Re: Happy Easter! |
11 Apr 2004 08:55:35 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 08:47:48 GMT, Never anonymous Bud
<newskat@katxyzkave.net> wrote:
While still snuggled in a 'spider hole', Dani <dani7200@hotmail.com>
scribbled:
I want even those of you who aren't religious, and those of you who
don't believe in the resurrection of Christ our Lord to celebrate
Easter today regardless.
Why?? Do YOU celebrate Holy days of other religions??
Oops! Somehow you must've overlooked this:
" (hehehehehe.. Jest goshin' around.. :)
Have a good one!"
Joking - kidding, ya know?
Dani
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