HELP! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING!
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A mystery virus that may have been unleashed by Osama Bin Laden's Al Qaeda
terror group attacks men where it hurts -- the strange bug makes their
manhood shrivel and shrink until their "mighty bats" are as teeny as
toothpicks, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control reports.
And there's no telling how many men might already be infected.
According to epidemiologists, "hundreds of victims have been diagnosed in
all 50 states and millions more are at risk."
And the virus is spreading like wildfire, they continue, via casual
contact as seemingly innocuous as a businessman's handshake or a friendly
pat on the back.
"We're seeing men lose up to 50 percent of their length and girth over a
period of just a few weeks," says a spokesman at the CDC's headquarters in
Atlanta, Ga.
"We're talking about a devastating decline in masculinity that could
affect self-esteem or even drive a man to suicide."
Warning signs include but aren't limited to unexplained itching, more or
fewer erections than normal, and significant others who complain that they
"don't feel anything" during sex or ask questions like, "Have you started
yet?," the CDC source says.
Published on: 11/19/2004
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