One day a famous bio-scientist who once vowed to be the first one to clone a
human being goes up to the Throne of God and says, "Hey God, I've finally
done it. I've figured out how to create a human being without your help
whatsoever. We don't need you anymore!"
God glances down, and says, "Is that right? Well, tell you what. Why don't
you show me how you go about doing that right here?"
The scientist smirks, and says, "Okay. Well the first thing I do is
this...", he says while reaching down to grab a handful of dust off the
ground...
God suddenly leans into his face and says, "Excuse me Mr.Scientist *****,
get your own fucking dirt."
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: Hey! Get your own dirt! |
01 Apr 2004 11:48:23 AM |
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"D.A. Millar" <journeyman36@shaw.ca> wrote in message news:<AaJac.1729$Pk3.307@pd7tw1no>...
One day a famous bio-scientist who once vowed to be the first one to clone a
human being goes up to the Throne of God and says, "Hey God, I've finally
done it. I've figured out how to create a human being without your help
whatsoever. We don't need you anymore!"
God glances down, and says, "Is that right? Well, tell you what. Why don't
you show me how you go about doing that right here?"
The scientist smirks, and says, "Okay. Well the first thing I do is
this...", he says while reaching down to grab a handful of dust off the
ground...
God suddenly leans into his face and says, "Excuse me Mr.Scientist *****,
get your own fucking dirt."
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:) :) :)
Werewolfy!
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| User: "Saint Isidore of Laytonville" |
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| Title: Re: Hey! Get your own dirt! |
02 Apr 2004 10:42:44 PM |
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You must be cosmic -- great -- I just bought 2 truck loads of dirt today for
my crops this year.
The Psychedelick Pope
Saint Isidore of Laytonville
^Ö^ Patron Saint of the Internet ^Ö^
°°^Ö^ °°
http://apple2.org.za/gswv/me
AOXOMOXOA and ENESSA QUA ONNICA
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