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In my dreams, an elf told me that on Christmas eve, El Qaeda
terrorists disguised as Santa Claus will bomb several Western
cities around the world.
Terror Santas will hide bombs under the clothes and KABOOM!
Terror on the streets, terror in shopping malls, terror everywhere!
They will also blow up planes, trains and buses.
And then another Santa will explode a nuke in New York and millions
of people will be barbecued alive and turned into human Christmas
roasts.
So better avoid all the Santas or you are doomed!!!
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| User: "The Kat" |
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| Title: Re: I predict Christmas terror!!! |
16 Dec 2006 07:52:54 PM |
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On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:07:57 +0100, "Santa Bin Laden"
<nuclear_santa@kaboom.org> wrote:
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In my dreams,
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| User: "Charly the Bastard" |
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| Title: Re: I predict Christmas terror!!! |
16 Dec 2006 06:43:36 PM |
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Santa Bin Laden wrote:
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In my dreams, an elf told me that on Christmas eve, El Qaeda
terrorists disguised as Santa Claus will bomb several Western
cities around the world.
Terror Santas will hide bombs under the clothes and KABOOM!
Terror on the streets, terror in shopping malls, terror everywhere!
They will also blow up planes, trains and buses.
And then another Santa will explode a nuke in New York and millions
of people will be barbecued alive and turned into human Christmas
roasts.
So better avoid all the Santas or you are doomed!!!
Elves lie through their teeth. Don't believe a word of it. They've
always hated humans because humans breed like minks and ran them out of
Middle Earth tens of thousands of years ago.
Charly
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