WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast
judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the
Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for
causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous
hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other
alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction
ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the
making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons,
including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and
said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District
Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience
eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about
frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one
against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment
against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction
against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
Werewolfy
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| Title: Re: Interesting court case |
21 Sep 2007 04:45:09 PM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1190407240.296693.143220@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast
judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the
Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for
causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous
hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other
alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction
ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the
making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons,
including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and
said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District
Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience
eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
The Court is not sure if it can try God as a juvenile.
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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21 Sep 2007 11:47:05 PM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1190407240.296693.143220@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast
judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the
Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for
causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous
hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other
alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction
ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the
making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons,
including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and
said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District
Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience
eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about
frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one
against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment
against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction
against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
Werewolfy
I just heard that a counter-suit of sorts by God has been announced
through the gifted channeler, JTEM.
Johnny tells me in an impassioned email that God told him he'll not appear
in a human court, but, instead, He will kill all accusers, bring them to
heaven, and sit in judgement of their souls.
Johnny said he didn't receive any further communication because he
suddenly woke up after he fell off a bed post he'd been straddling while
asleep.
Doc :))~
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: Interesting court case |
22 Sep 2007 02:11:36 AM |
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On Sep 22, 5:47?am, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
I just heard that a counter-suit of sorts by God has been announced
through the gifted channeler, JTEM.
Johnny tells me in an impassioned email that God told him he'll not appear
in a human court, but, instead, He will kill all accusers, bring them to
heaven, and sit in judgement of their souls.
Johnny said he didn't receive any further communication because he
suddenly woke up after he fell off a bed post he'd been straddling while
asleep.
Doc :))~
You didn't give him his required, 'Donation', did you Doc?
Someone might buy that bed second-hand from him one day. Ugh.
Werewolfy
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| User: "Bushbeater" |
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| Title: Re: Interesting court case |
22 Sep 2007 02:50:35 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1190445096.578153.234260@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 22, 5:47?am, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
I just heard that a counter-suit of sorts by God has been announced
through the gifted channeler, JTEM.
Johnny tells me in an impassioned email that God told him he'll not
appear
in a human court, but, instead, He will kill all accusers, bring them
to
heaven, and sit in judgement of their souls.
Johnny said he didn't receive any further communication because he
suddenly woke up after he fell off a bed post he'd been straddling
while
asleep.
Doc :))~
You didn't give him his required, 'Donation', did you Doc?
I'd like to give him a 1 million volt stun gun 'donation' and you know
where. heehee...
Someone might buy that bed second-hand from him one day. Ugh.
That's an awful thought. Oh jeezus...
Werewolfy
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| User: "Phil Gristle" |
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22 Sep 2007 05:20:35 PM |
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On 22 Sep, 08:40, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
Werewolfy
I think his spokesperson is running for mayor somewhere
you'd think he could still make the tim tho
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| User: "John Lemke" |
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21 Sep 2007 06:54:04 PM |
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On Sep 21, 4:40 pm, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast
judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the
Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for
causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous
hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other
alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction
ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the
making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons,
including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and
said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District
Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience
eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about
frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one
against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment
against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction
against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
Werewolfy
God responded to the suit by declaring immunity.
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| User: "" |
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21 Sep 2007 05:05:44 PM |
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On Sep 22, 6:40 am, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast
judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the
Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for
causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous
hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other
alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction
ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the
making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons,
including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and
said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District
Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience
eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about
frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one
against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment
against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction
against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
Werewolfy
Could this be the 1st Scapegoat, someone to blame for all our Woes?
But we know all the good lawyers are in Hell.
LB
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