JERUSALEM -- (Reuters) -- Many witnesses of Jesus Christ's return to Earth
Sunday morning said the popular Christian icon, saviour, and only begotten
Son of God, appeared "wobbly on his feet and weak."
"He was unstable on his feet, and he kind of looked like his legs were
made of rubber," Anastasia Mayer, a local radio disc jockey, told Reuters.
"When he walked, he was wobbly on his feet and appeared generally weak."
Mayer was among hundreds of journalists hastily assembled outside the
Temple on the Mount for a news conference with Jesus. Jesus first appeared
near the Wailing Wall at the crack of dawn, and told worshippers he would
reappear less than three hours later at the Temple grounds.
Thousands of Israelis and Palestinians rushed to the Temple area, and
heavy police and military security was summoned, but were barely able to
contain the excited noisy crowd.
A large luminous cloud appeared out of a clear blue sky and descended onto
the Temple buiilding at approximately 9 am, local time. Jesus appeared to
walk out of the cloud, and stepped in front of television cameras and
reporters, wearing a flowing white robe, sandals, long brown hair, and a
short beard. His complexion was slightly olive in color, and his eyes
brown. He appeared to be around 35 years old and a little over 6 feet in
heighth.
Witnesses described Jesus as looking unsteady, though, and appearing to
have trouble walking at times. Some theorize that the absence of bones in
Jesus's body may have been the source of the unsteadiness.
Jesus's bones were reportedly recently found in a tomb. His family's bones
were believed to have been also found.
Jesus opened the short-lived news conference by demanding that his and his
family's bones be returned to him or that dire supernatural punishment
from God would occur.
Jesus ascended into the heavens in a luminous cloud after the conference
ended just one hour later, leaving many observers shaken. Some fainted,
others screamed and cried. One man stabbed himself to death.
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