Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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| User: "Uncle Wallys World" |
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01 Dec 2004 01:10:12 AM |
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"MonsieurStat" <Monsieustat@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<jhzqd.7650$Ad3.450028@news20.bellglobal.com>...
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
he he he he he he he ;-)
Hooroo ;-)
Uncle Wally ;-)
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| User: "Woodswun" |
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29 Nov 2004 06:24:02 PM |
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In article <jhzqd.7650$Ad3.450028@news20.bellglobal.com>, "MonsieurStat" <Monsieustat@yahoo.com> wrote:
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Heh, heh. The other half and I both got a giggle from that one.
:-)
Woods
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| User: "Michael Jackson McDickle" |
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29 Nov 2004 10:41:07 PM |
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"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
news:C4Pqd.29615$1u.19679@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
In article <jhzqd.7650$Ad3.450028@news20.bellglobal.com>, "MonsieurStat"
<Monsieustat@yahoo.com> wrote:
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Heh, heh. The other half and I both got a giggle from that one.
:-)
Woods
i didn't think it was funny. change it to Clinton. ;)
bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaa...;)
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| User: "MonsieurStat" |
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29 Nov 2004 11:12:46 PM |
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"Michael Jackson McDickle" <sukmymicrodick@abookoflife.com> wrote in message
news:10qnufafrmt3qc2@corp.supernews.com...
"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
news:C4Pqd.29615$1u.19679@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
In article <jhzqd.7650$Ad3.450028@news20.bellglobal.com>, "MonsieurStat"
<Monsieustat@yahoo.com> wrote:
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Heh, heh. The other half and I both got a giggle from that one.
:-)
Woods
i didn't think it was funny. change it to Clinton. ;)
bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaa...;)
Try this:
http://clinton-legacy.org/humor/arkansas_quarter.jpg
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| User: "R. Foreman" |
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30 Nov 2004 07:24:11 AM |
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"MonsieurStat" <Monsieustat@yahoo.com> Spat the Words
Heh, heh. The other half and I both got a giggle from that one.
:-)
Woods
i didn't think it was funny. change it to Clinton. ;)
bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaa...;)
Try this:
http://clinton-legacy.org/humor/arkansas_quarter.jpg
I like it. I think we all need one of those.
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| User: "Uncle Wallys World" |
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01 Dec 2004 01:12:10 AM |
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"R. Foreman" <eidpers@anti-spam.comcast.net> wrote in message news:<Xns95B14121EA623rrfkwrantispamattbic@204.127.199.17>...
"MonsieurStat" <Monsieustat@yahoo.com> Spat the Words
Heh, heh. The other half and I both got a giggle from that one.
:-)
Woods
i didn't think it was funny. change it to Clinton. ;)
bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaa...;)
Try this:
http://clinton-legacy.org/humor/arkansas_quarter.jpg
I like it. I think we all need one of those.
Was that Monica ?!?!??!?!
Hooroo ;-)
Uncle Wally ;-)
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| User: "Tadapope" |
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30 Nov 2004 09:11:27 PM |
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I laughed till I pissed myself.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
Oh Joy!
Tom
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
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| User: "Woodswun" |
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30 Nov 2004 04:56:15 PM |
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In article <10qnufafrmt3qc2@corp.supernews.com>, "Michael Jackson McDickle" <sukmymicrodick@abookoflife.com> wrote:
"Woodswun" <woodswun@tepidmail.com> wrote in message
news:C4Pqd.29615$1u.19679@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
In article <jhzqd.7650$Ad3.450028@news20.bellglobal.com>, "MonsieurStat"
<Monsieustat@yahoo.com> wrote:
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Heh, heh. The other half and I both got a giggle from that one.
:-)
Woods
i didn't think it was funny. change it to Clinton. ;)
bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaa...;)
Ah ... someone doesn't understand what it is that makes a joke funny, I see.
(Hint: it should be just as funny the first time you hear it with *either*
Clinton or Bush).
Woods
Woods
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| User: "Cuan" |
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29 Nov 2004 02:33:53 AM |
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On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 01:25:06 -0500, "MonsieurStat"
<Monsieustat@yahoo.com> wrote:
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
BWAHAHAHAHA! Excellent!
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