kudaman
+++
"that's kutaman"
+++
pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
+++
"***** jennifer"
+++
"ok now i'm out of it"
"what am i doing ?"
just downloaded no rain
"ah cool"
+++
"missed ya"
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
had rain while you were out of th computer
+++
tick
+++
"found hunters and collectors the slab"
"only one source"
"see how it goes"
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
preview
+++
go baby
+++
been some time
since i rode down th street on my unicycle
with a slab
a carton of beer
+++
"underarm"
+++
where are you going ?
"does it matter ?"
"<<<smile >>>"
+++
on th carry rack was a good one
"ok babe"
"another carry rack"
"two cartons of beer"
empty cartons
"on th unicycle and cartin a surfboard"
awesome
but up on one hand and flyin it like
+++
and to this fuckin song
"mostly excellent"
"th wheel will fuckin bounce"
+++
gotta get efua
"wrong time of night"
keh ?
"when th pommies are online"
like us
always isnt it ?
"good take up of"
"technology"
now how can i abuse this ?
+++
wot size wheel paulie ?
you strainin to listen to th rhythm
"26 i think"
27 puts us in th wall
"in th big slalom"
+++
th big wheel slides better
"big arse *****"
gets tailey
"oh very droll"
+++
rear end of a bicycle
"riding backwards"
+++
rudely cut with a hacksaw
"had a sex change"
+++
so its jennifer with balls
+++
"my surf wheel"
+++
she's goin down that fcukin drain paulie
+++
"how much air has it got in it ?"
bout eight pound
"oh dear"
+++
it's like river surfing
"he's got a whoel difernt attitooooooooooode to it to us"
he's on two wheels
"girls bike"
it's mad comin downstream
"i like th spray goin upstream and"
"traction fadin in and out"
no brakes
+++
get fucked man
told me
th rocks didnt bother
him
th same rocks
without water around em
wouldnt bothe rme
its not th swirl
or th
current or
any a that
i cant feel thru th water as good
makes it interesting
+++
i liek to blow out little boys
by ridin down a stick
and lettin it roll
+++
"ok i'll pack a cone"
+++
no jumpin gutters tonight
i have to bee content
with
gettin all out of shape on th bmx track
and up and down th creek drain
more times than i care to mention to my diary
man
im never gunna grow up
got sore bits
it's all gooood
+++
59%
fingers crossed
only got you on video
and it packed it in
gunna take me
"about three years"
to replace th video archive
+++
shed leaked
lost a few videos
yu know
+++
had a guy ask for this in th strete one night
+++
"and"
just cut off
+++
back ground singer
you sing it
i'll make you sound good
and excuse me if i get lost in th bridge
are they on a snow bridge paulie ?
"just smoke yur drugs jennifer"
+++
they're in a vast cave
+++
"wet"
+++
with a river
+++
the music grabs me
seizes me
plants my bum
drags me off my fucking gorgeous flywheel
to sing
+++
let me go background
where there are no rules
and YOU dont know th fucking words
and neither do i
five years as a street entertainer
studying humanity
you reward orginality in th street
generally higher
than sinking to covers
but i
as a background singer
generally let th musician go
wherever they're going
if i havent seen em in a while
especially guys like
mick
th first thing i ask is
ya got a new original to play me ?
that i can fly on
dont know where anything is
and nobody has any
preconceived notions
ah goodie
<<<< smile >>>>>
+++
four bars in
its a bit like th unicycle
all conciousness has gone
off we roll
into th unknown
+++
"oh you fuckin ripper"
+++
<<<smile >>>
+++
hunters and collectors
'the slab'
+++
pedalin along
on a unicycle
with a surfboard under yur arm
they yell out
"where ya goin man?"
where do ya fuckin think ?
+++
"it was surfers paradise"
+++
ah babe we're missin ya
"cause we were conceived there"
+++
you were a bad girl mummie
in surfers paradise
"and workin at th chevron"
+++
watched th
v8 super cars
wander round th track
still fondly recall
puntin a five tonner truck
round it
"full of frozen chips"
racin th ice truck
get fucked ya *****
we're goin thru that gap first
+++
"nice and dark"
and with th lights off
"delivery truck racing"
lakeside was better
"that bottom corner"
define sideways
+++
"one hundred and ten k's"
"three and half turbo diesel"
"lose both tyres on off side"
"big de fuckin creasing radius corner
+++
ow
stabbing pain in my thumb
"serves ya right"
+++
bye bye guide posts
+++
"ah come on"
+++
the ipswich track
+++
"deliverin to th dragstrip"
whiel racin th other two trucks
+++
searching is
+++
ah toby
th boys told ya i was the yellow light king
that's three in twenty k's
we got
maybe eighty k's of drivin and deliverin to go
how many fuckin yellow lights ya wanna get caught on ?
i'm th truck boss
if ya listen to him
we'll be here all fuckin night
shut mouth
watch
stop givin me grief
and i'll stop droppin you on yellow lights
regardless of what he says
its good occasionally to stiff yur best customer
and unload to yur second best customer
first
they're cousins
that fight
my deadline precludes
politeness
ok ya funny *****
i stroked him
but he bought another twenty cartons
of what i dont wanna unload
and then reload
rather put on fresh ones
ya dig ?
why do ya wanna know how many cartons he bought ?
well
i've got all his empties
in th back
for packin boxes
i'm off for a slash and a smoke
thanks for th drink
im not fuckin waitin for you to come home from th pub
i got three trucks to unload
and these dickheads arent
rope smart
+++
hey pete
nah man
***** i had too many cones last night
pushin trolleys of frozen chips thru mud
we're fuckin masochists
i got in from unicyclin bout
one am
crashed and
was in th truck loaded
at four am
minus eighteen degrees
and
slidin th forklift
and
***** it's cold
we're all warm now but
<<< smile >>>
been a while brother
+++
i had efua
"but got lost in victoria"
+++
so how many drums of fat ya got in there man ?
i got four left on board
will just fit
<<smile >>>
i love your boss
ten cartons of them
ok
nah man
just send em forward
i can catch anything
if it's spinning and nasty
it's a boomerang
"aimed at yur head"
ah yeah
i've overdone th sugar
oh hello
efua is slippery
"somwhere around th corner"
cow
"makes snese to me"
i had it
didnt download a by
te
i havent forgotten you
smart critter
you were fuckin good to that boy
"sounds liek a remix"
i'll have fun anyway
so yur gunna be doin some floss
and you'll take all those bags of sugar
and you dont give a ***** who counts yur chips
ok
<<< smile >>>
truck's nearly fuckin empty
no he's nearly half dead
been a big morning
but he's comin along
<<< smile >>>
his brother worked for th firm too
ah toby
pj took me
"on th steel"
in th heat
"i was playin TA"
"with car th perfectionist"
"and"
you came online when paulei started pukin
more than twice yur age young fella
still push a full barrow
download
"busy hosts"
thought so
"send"
"mellow out"
"inhale"
"and just liek th bike coppers watchin th speeder go that he cant chase"
"we'll get him another day"
..
..
..
kuta man
th land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
somewhere round th corner
is th unicycle game
in town
at night
ya never know what's comin around th corner
and if yur new to town
just got old enough
to come explorin or
wandered in from elswhere
dont be alarmed
if i come
round th corner
with th unicycle tyre protesting
sideways
i havnt put a pede stare ien in hospital yet
five years
touch wood
havagoodweekend
i want what i'm having paulei
"i'm packin th hash pipe shutup"
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