kuta lady
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yes dear
gay lady jen is
th current active
kuta wiutchdcotor
liek i said
i dont live on kuta land
well
since kuta lady went outback
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Blue Oyster Cult
'Dont fear the reaper'
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she wont do th job
reads my txts bt
wont do it
neither of em have th stones
sorry
+++
its a bit thankless
doesnt even get ya laid
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take it up with her
liek i said
i dont live on kuta land
havent doen fr yrs
+++
this fuckin net access better run out soon
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Frente
'Ordinary Angels'
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The Black Eyed Peas
'Third Eye'
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she's go tplenty of magic
either of th kuta ladies could
do th actual job
they jst dont care
even if they
most of em
got their butts tattooed
with th charmed symbol
real magic still scares em spitless
+++
not my problem is it
+++
well
two bitches in my bed and keep em there or
*****
+++
stupid bees
+++
it didnt last
it never does
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Fiona Apple
'Across The Universe'
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doesnt matter much
wot they think
on th other side of th earth
th universe ?
th ppl
on this planet
have no idea
wot th witchdoctors have been fighting
+++
why should they care
+++
doesnt make my ***** wet
+++
u live with sore tetsicles
women are bitches
dont try and argue different
i kept a diary
whiel i sang to em fr six yrs
+++
i will remain
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
i keep my title
i dont live in kuta anyway
and nobody
in kuta is lookin after me
+++
kuta lady escaped
+++
not breakin any contract
i wasnt paid
+++
current busienss
we finish and
pick another local
+++
head witchdoctor fr oz ?
fifty yrs is th forecast
till th nxt
superfreak steps up
my firstborn wont do it
look who raised him
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Trivium
'Falling To Grey'
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Nirvana
'Breed'
+++
devil eyes has th magic
true enough
bt he wasnt raised hard enough
+++
i think he;s too late to save
+++
well kuta
u make contact with him then
+++
he'll kill u
+++
trust me
+++
dont put it past him
+++
that whoel fuckin family
none of em could do my job
read th fuckin record
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Donna Summers
'I Feel Love (12 Inch Single Mi'
+++
love ya hard and *****
+++
*****
+++
if jen wont do it
try strawberry
+++
i dont have a guy;s name to put forward
+++
oh yeah umm
maybe amber
++
she/he could do it
lives on th flank of kuta
+++
if ya beat womble over th head
with th truth fr about
six months
he could do it
+++
th big job ?
+++
50 yrs
+++
it's not th first time
we been without a head witchdcotor
is rare
+++
who gives a ***** if i did a good job
+++
u might be th land kuta
bt i live here
not in oz
+++
toomany thinbk i;m a coon
and th other half abus eme
because i said i ws a coon
+++
cant win
+++
i know when i;m beaten
+++
u go and get tortured by the man then
i'm still allergic to chicks
+++
how does it read ?
how do ya think it reads
+++
well aussies come out of it
lookin pretty fuckin stupid
that;s how it reads
+++
not tellin u
anythin u didnt know
+++
he said i'd be
famous after i died
most of em jst think it
jokes on him
i'll outlive him
he;s growin old
+++
u didnt give me that
i ws born with it
freak
+++
if at first
th idea isnt absurd
then it has no merit
albert einstein
+++
wot
do th stingless bees
use for their protection
i payed fr my curiosity
+++
i got no material benefit kuta
far frm it
opposite in fact
+++
pick someone younger
with some money in their pocket
a local
and groom them
+++
done my bit fr oz
oz dont give a ***** remember
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Cat Stevens
'Father And Son'
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it'd take me five yrs
to undo wot she;s done and
too soft
+++
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Korn
'My Gift To You'
+++
it was within my gift
told er
+++
it's a boy
now shut th ***** up
a female
yr fuckin jokin
got wot she wanted
whinge till she dies
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Eminem
'Lose Yourself'
+++
i intend to
i arrived back in kuta
after a long absence
on a motorycle
with a tank bag and
saddle bags
+++
if ya get really stuck
give me a call
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Blue
'Blues Revenge'
+++
not again
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Laurie Anderson
'Sharkeys Night'
+++
wont happen
+++
u dont know australians
+++
th news
that th witchdoctor of australia
had resigned
would only make em smile
fuckin fauna
+++
th protection spell
they wouldnt believe in any case
or care
+++
rock spider maybe
he's a witchdoctor
+++
or brother julian
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U2
'With Or Without You'
+++
how much u want fr nothing kuta
+++
do like i did
pick a younger model
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'I Gave Up Wanking'
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now yr just fuckin with me
thatll never happen
+++
even two bitches couldnt keep up
i had to fire em
th sex went under one day in two
u live with th bitches
+++
i'm not amused
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PJ Harvey
'Meet Ze Monsta'
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Plain White T's
'Hey There Delilah'
+++
u bein funny ?
+++
cmon kuta
lindsay lohan is fuckin gorgeous
+++
i know she's another fake witch
i think she got more magic than
sticky nicky
got six mnths to notice i'm alive
+++
it;d be a start
+++
i'll be makin history like i do
-
lyric
+++
i dint write a poem
i apologise
+++
look
she got laid in rehab
thats four thousand times
better than th local chicks
+++
i'm sold
+++
i'd make ya magic
cant hang around me without it
rubbin off
th local chicks dont get it
+++
anyway
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Cake
'Going the Distance'
+++
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Do Re Mi
'Idiot Grin'
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Jewel
'Till We Run Out of Road'
+++
somewhere out there
there's a real woman
wh ocn handle th fact
that i'm a realman
wont sit in a room
with female pheremones
unless i'm drained
or
i cn smoke
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somewhere
jst not here
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Vic Reeves & The Wonderstuff
'Dizzy'
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