WASHINGTON, DC -- (URN) -- First Lady Laura Bush says she's appalled at
reports Iran President Ahmadinejad wants to perform an act of fellatio on
her, and denies she would swallow if it ever happened.
White House spokesperson, Nan White, said Mrs. Bush was "sickened and
saddened" by what the First Lady described as "a very sick strange man who
needs a lot of professional help."
"Mrs. Bush wanted everyone to know that, if such an unusual incident
happened, she'd definitely not swallow," White said. "In fact, she
emphasized she'd gag and spit it out immediately."
"But, it's never going to occur, Mrs. Bush told us, and she'd never let
anyone but her husband into her oral cavity," White added.
Previous report --
AHMADINEJAD SAYS HE WANTS TO PERFORM FELLATIO ON FIRST LADY
TEHRAN -- (URN) -- Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said today he wants
to do an act of fellatio on US First Lady Laura Bush.
The startling obscene comment came during a meeting of Russian and Iranian
business executives in Tehran' s "Tower of Technology" complex.
Ahmadinejad had been invited to speak about Iran's rapidly developing high
technology, including its controversial nuclear energy program. Half way
through his speech, he suddenly departed from his prepared text.
"Please let me take a moment here and say something that's been troubling
me. I want to say to you that this friction between President Bush and I
may not lend itself to a peaceful solution," Ahmadinejad said. "He (Bush)
has been a stubborn proud man that has ignored my overtures for a peaceful
dialogue. I can only say that my extreme frustration with this hard-headed
man has given me fantasies of performing fellatio on his attractive wife.
I do not know why I have such disturbing prurient thoughts, but it is
possibly that I wish to humiliate him for ignoring me."
The comment stunned news media reporters and the nearly 200 business CEO's
at the afternoon luncheon.
"I can't believe he said that," one unidentified Russian oil executive
said, "but it is rumored Putin has had some exciting fantasies about
President Bush' s attractive twin daughters."
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| User: "John Lemke" |
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15 Mar 2007 05:01:30 AM |
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"Docrodile" <swampything@hellsbayou.net> wrote in message
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WASHINGTON, DC -- (URN) -- First Lady Laura Bush says she's appalled at
reports Iran President Ahmadinejad wants to perform an act of fellatio on
her,
I'm appalled that Ahmadinejad doesn't understand English any better than you
do.
Either that or Laura has a lot in common with J. Edgar Hoover and her
husband is too stupid to tell.
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| User: "Krib" |
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15 Mar 2007 05:05:18 AM |
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"John Lemke" <jflemke@locallink.net> wrote in message
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"Docrodile" <swampything@hellsbayou.net> wrote in message news:etb104$lsf$1@aioe.org...
WASHINGTON, DC -- (URN) -- First Lady Laura Bush says she's appalled at reports Iran President
Ahmadinejad wants to perform an act of fellatio on her,
I'm appalled that Ahmadinejad doesn't understand English any better than you do.
Maybe Laura is packing something secret?
Either that or Laura has a lot in common with J. Edgar Hoover and her husband is too stupid to
tell.
Possibly to the former definitely to the latter.
Well spotted JL ;0)
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krib
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| User: "John Lemke" |
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15 Mar 2007 05:55:41 AM |
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"Krib" <kribuk@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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"John Lemke" <jflemke@locallink.net> wrote in message
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"Docrodile" <swampything@hellsbayou.net> wrote in message
news:etb104$lsf$1@aioe.org...
WASHINGTON, DC -- (URN) -- First Lady Laura Bush says she's appalled at
reports Iran President Ahmadinejad wants to perform an act of fellatio
on her,
I'm appalled that Ahmadinejad doesn't understand English any better than
you do.
Maybe Laura is packing something secret?
Either that or Laura has a lot in common with J. Edgar Hoover and her
husband is too stupid to tell.
Possibly to the former definitely to the latter.
What do you expect? Hubby was supposed to focus on Afghanistan and sucked
us all into Iraq.
Well spotted JL ;0)
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krib
Doc got confused. Fellatio is an Italian word. :-)
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| User: "Krib" |
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15 Mar 2007 07:54:28 AM |
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"John Lemke" <jflemke@locallink.net> wrote in message
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What do you expect? Hubby was supposed to focus on Afghanistan and sucked us all into Iraq.
I expect politicians to not waste the lives of combat troops in a profligate
manner, I guess I'm old fashioned that way, maybe selfish too. ;0)
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15 Mar 2007 09:29:10 AM |
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"Krib" <kribuk@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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"John Lemke" <jflemke@locallink.net> wrote in message
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What do you expect? Hubby was supposed to focus on Afghanistan and
sucked us all into Iraq.
I expect politicians to not waste the lives of combat troops in a
profligate
manner, I guess I'm old fashioned that way, maybe selfish too. ;0)
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krib
Right on, nothing wrong with old fashioned at all.
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