Dr. Bipolar Escalates the Looniness At His Web Site !!
The APN "Guilty Pleasures" Page has a SURGE of insanely funny posters'
pics ----
http://www.geocities.com/g.raylesley/page1.html
And, the "Apocalyptic Pleasures" Page has a SURGE of hilarious satire --
http://www.geocities.com/g.raylesley/page2.html
Come join the FUN and FROLIC with the bouncing, flying simians...and laugh
your asses off !!
****If the site is closed due to bandwidth problems, just wait a few
minutes and try again. Thank you for your patronage and patience !! :))~
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10 Jan 2007 12:45:19 PM |
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"Docrodile" <swampthing@hellsbayou.com> wrote in message
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I like your new 'mukyuk'. He is adorable, if I may say so myself!
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11 Jan 2007 06:51:56 PM |
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"mukyuk" <a@b.com> wrote in message
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"Docrodile" <swampthing@hellsbayou.com> wrote in message
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I like your new 'mukyuk'. He is adorable, if I may say so myself!
The buxomous blonde is none other than Jean's American youngest cousin,
Louella...bet you had no idea, did you?
Jean likes to be discreet, but old APNers know she's been shackin' up with
him in his tattered single wide mobile home in Montreal.
Docrodile :))~
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14 Jan 2007 04:46:02 PM |
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Docrodile wrote:
[---nothing---]
Just your website? Lady, you're being modest.
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14 Jan 2007 04:58:37 PM |
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"JTEM" <jtem01@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Docrodile wrote:
[---nothing---]
Just your website? Lady, you're being modest.
You 'just' be sure to wear a rubber when you sodomize Flaxy...she's
getting ready to dump you for that *magic trick* last Friday night at the
motel.
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| User: "kmiller" |
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10 Jan 2007 01:35:17 AM |
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If this Server Site "Folds", it is only because YOU tried too hard to
be 'antagonistic' against anyone else here that has posted anything
"Against You". [ There is no LAW against doing that, but it does "*****"
people OFF !! ]
Where you "Really Lost It", is when you started 'Imitating LOGONs'' (of
previous posters) - just to keep up you 'Validity' - as a "Popular
Site".
Most of this would have probably gone un-noticed (if your 'Imitated
Posts' - hadn't been so 'Spiteful' - against other people's posts) on
your Server !!!
Not only is it WRONG to 'Imitate' someone else's LOGON (by today's -
NEW - North American "Internet Sandards"), but is also NOW "Illegal"
!!!
I'm not ONE of them (to "Blow The Whistle"), but I still would like to
see this site return to its better days.
8-}
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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10 Jan 2007 03:24:36 AM |
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"kmiller" <miller.k@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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If this Server Site "Folds", it is only because YOU tried too hard to
be 'antagonistic' against anyone else here that has posted anything
"Against You". [ There is no LAW against doing that, but it does "*****"
people OFF !! ]
Well...Kim...gee...sure, there are people I am 'antagonistic' toward only
because they've displayed the same behavior toward me. And, for those who
are, they're the subject of sarcasm and satire...and rightly so. I've been
ridiculed and harassed, called all kinds of derogatory names, and much of
it was simply because I am opinionated (like my opponents), express views
contrary to their's, and support something they abhor. Golly, it's
terrible that we can't all be the same...and kiss each other's asses on
everything. Without 'antagonism', satire would never materialize, and, for
the most part, satire is rooted in reality and speaks to unfairness,
fanaticism, eccentricity, oppression, et al, of this nutty species'
behavior.
Where you "Really Lost It", is when you started 'Imitating LOGONs'' (of
previous posters) - just to keep up you 'Validity' - as a "Popular
Site".
Most of this would have probably gone un-noticed (if your 'Imitated
Posts' - hadn't been so 'Spiteful' - against other people's posts) on
your Server !!!
Not only is it WRONG to 'Imitate' someone else's LOGON (by today's -
NEW - North American "Internet Sandards"), but is also NOW "Illegal"
!!!
Well...if you feel so strongly that I'm a 'criminal' of some sort, you
have only one clear choice to make to satisfy your superior moral
sensibilities -- report me to some kind of authority, and send me to
court. If you're unable to do that, then you're just a bag of hot air
bellowing in my face.You will be required to face me in court on any
charges, and it will be most unpleasant...and expensive. So, either *****
or get off the pot, Kim!!!
I'm not ONE of them (to "Blow The Whistle"), but I still would like to
see this site return to its better days.
8-}
It never really had any 'better days' -- I've been here for a long time,
Kim, and I see nothing that hasn't periodically occurred in the past.
There have always been plenty of nutcases, sour asses, stupid folks,
liars, fakers, et al., ever since I was so unfortunate as to access APN
many years ago. Much of the 'change' that happened in this group, whether
interpreted as better or not, was when the much vaulted Nosty July 1999
prophecy of a 'terror from the sky' didn't occur on schedule. The faithful
began to get more scattered after that, and even more questioned why the
fateful major 9/11 event was not included in Nosty's quatrains, or as
interpreted historically. Two huge hits on the USS Nosty's starboard side
began to sink it in the usenet waters. LOL! So, stop ridiculously blaming
me or some other person for helping ruin the group...as I clearly recall,
your continued failed predictions have drawn much criticism here, and
don't seem to have patched up the hole in the ship's hull one little bit.
Just A Thought. 8-\
Docrodile :)~
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12 Jan 2007 01:49:07 AM |
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Just Offering a "State Of Consienceness" there 'DOC'.
It is up to you to "Accept" OR "Reject" this STATE of 'Profound'
Reality !!!
Admitting that 'Nostradamus' may have predicted, has some 'validity'
(in his profound way of Prophecy) means that you are an optomist (and a
pessimist) at the same time.
Where as Rejecting any Prophecy just makes you a Pessimistic (for Life)
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Just A Thought.
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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12 Jan 2007 02:26:38 AM |
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Well, let me say this about that...
the way I see life is that whether we know future events ahead or not, we
still have to live and go on toward the end. Knowing the events, does not
keep us from having to experience them...as history and prophecy clearly
show.
Optimism is not a state of mind expressly that can simply be turned on and
enjoyed, but the amalgamated result of accumulated experiences and the
consciousness's reaction to them along the way. The most optimistic
thinker can deny reality that's uncomfortable, but his rosy outlook won't
deny him from having to live that 'discomfort' anyway.
To me, it's better to face the unpleasant reality that life holds much
pain and suffering, that life is often unfair and dispassionate, that
people abuse and manipulate, that war or conflict is inevitable, that old
age sucks big time (and isn't a Golden Thing), etc. -- and that all the
positive aspects of life await only those who can endure all the bad, and
survive with some sanity, wit, and hopefulness intact.
Docrodile :))~
"kmiller" <miller.k@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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Just Offering a "State Of Consienceness" there 'DOC'.
It is up to you to "Accept" OR "Reject" this STATE of 'Profound'
Reality !!!
Admitting that 'Nostradamus' may have predicted, has some 'validity'
(in his profound way of Prophecy) means that you are an optomist (and a
pessimist) at the same time.
Where as Rejecting any Prophecy just makes you a Pessimistic (for Life)
!!!
Just A Thought.
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14 Jan 2007 01:06:28 AM |
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Look at it this way:
Yesterday, I was in a car crash, and I am still here.
Some people died in that car crash (and I can honestly say that the
crash was not my fault).
Should I feel guilty that some people DIED (even though it wasn't my
fault).
OR
Should I feel 'Thankful' - that it wasn't My Time !!!
You Be The Judge (And Jury) Here.
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If you 'Re-Live' that "Crash" everyday, than you become what is know as
"The Walking Dead".
Life "Will Go On" - With OR With Out YOU ???
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PS: This is all hypathetical - no lives where lost doing this post.
;-)
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14 Jan 2007 01:16:38 AM |
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"kmiller" <miller.k@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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Look at it this way:
Yesterday, I was in a car crash, and I am still here.
Some people died in that car crash (and I can honestly say that the
crash was not my fault).
Should I feel guilty that some people DIED (even though it wasn't my
fault).
OR
Should I feel 'Thankful' - that it wasn't My Time !!!
You Be The Judge (And Jury) Here.
I do not believe you are telling the truth.
8< |
If you 'Re-Live' that "Crash" everyday, than you become what is know as
"The Walking Dead".
Life "Will Go On" - With OR With Out YOU ???
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PS: This is all hypathetical - no lives where lost doing this post.
;-)
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| User: "kmiller" |
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14 Jan 2007 03:07:42 AM |
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The TRUTH about what -You "***** Wad" (pathetic deciple of DOC).
I said this whole thing was "Hypothetical" - what part of that did YOU
not "Understand" !!!
It was an 'analytical' of how someone would 'interpret a "Live
Changing" situation. (like a death In The Family [or the death of one's
Sole].)
And not be able to Move On !!!
But, Move On "They Must".
For To Live In The Past, Means To 'Admit' Defeat.
And "To Admit Defeat" Leads To SELF Decay (and Death).
"Live In The Present (and the future), But not The PAST."
:-)
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14 Jan 2007 04:32:54 AM |
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"kmiller" <miller.k@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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The TRUTH about what -You "***** Wad" (pathetic deciple of DOC).
I said this whole thing was "Hypothetical" -
No you did not say 'Hypothetical'. Re-read your post!! You said
"hypathetical" which is a completely different word. To me that word means
"pathetic hypocrite".
I'm sure Doc would be surprised to know that I'm his 'deciple', which is
also news to me!!
what part of that did YOU not "Understand" !!!
Learn to use words correctly if you want others to 'understand' ....
"hypathetical" <> "Hypothetical"
It was an 'analytical' of how someone would 'interpret a "Live
Changing" situation. (like a death In The Family [or the death of one's
Sole].)
And not be able to Move On !!!
But, Move On "They Must".
For To Live In The Past, Means To 'Admit' Defeat.
And "To Admit Defeat" Leads To SELF Decay (and Death).
"Live In The Present (and the future), But not The PAST."
:-)
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| User: "kmiller" |
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15 Jan 2007 11:04:28 PM |
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That must have been a Freudian slip ??? - I guess :-o
8- [
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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16 Jan 2007 04:14:04 AM |
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kmiller wrote:
That must have been a Freudian slip ??? - I guess :-o
8- [
Mondo's post...or my note about your dead fish?
Werewolfy
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| User: "kmiller" |
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16 Jan 2007 11:22:03 PM |
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Sigmond Freud's findings were considered 'hypathetical' by some people
too !!!
Sole is just ... ehm ... Sole. [even fish can have a soul, can't
they.]
I never said it was a dead sole though - did I ??? }8- | )
Just asking.
;-)
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| User: "kmiller" |
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16 Jan 2007 11:30:50 PM |
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Oooppps, I guess I did call it a "Dead Sole".
My poor fish must have went "Belly Up", will I was 'wasting' my time,
posting HERE.
I just KILLED another soul !!!
I feel so guilty.
( :< 0 )
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17 Jan 2007 02:14:45 AM |
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kmiller wrote:
Oooppps, I guess I did call it a "Dead Sole".
My poor fish must have went "Belly Up", will I was 'wasting' my time,
posting HERE.
I just KILLED another soul !!!
I feel so guilty.
( :< 0 )
As long as its been properly filleted, cooked and seasoned, you've
nothing to feel bad about...
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| User: "mukyuk" |
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17 Jan 2007 03:00:06 AM |
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"Dr. Bipolar" <g-ray52@excite.com> wrote in message
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kmiller wrote:
Oooppps, I guess I did call it a "Dead Sole".
My poor fish must have went "Belly Up", will I was 'wasting' my time,
posting HERE.
I just KILLED another soul !!!
I feel so guilty.
( :< 0 )
As long as its been properly filleted, cooked and seasoned, you've
nothing to feel bad about...
You wouldn't think so if you happen to be the fish.
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19 Jan 2007 05:46:48 AM |
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mukyuk wrote:
"Dr. Bipolar" <g-ray52@excite.com> wrote in message
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kmiller wrote:
Oooppps, I guess I did call it a "Dead Sole".
My poor fish must have went "Belly Up", will I was 'wasting' my time,
posting HERE.
I just KILLED another soul !!!
I feel so guilty.
( :< 0 )
As long as its been properly filleted, cooked and seasoned, you've
nothing to feel bad about...
You wouldn't think so if you happen to be the fish.
I'm a vegetarian, so I would never harm a fish...unless it was the only
thing around left to eat to ensure my survival, of course. I used to go
fishing often many years ago and pulled many a hook outta' the poor
lil' fishes' mouths and throats. Sometimes the hook was too deep to
dislodge, so I just cut the line, leaving monofilament hanging outta'
its mouth. Kinda' barbaric, as I think back...impaling nightcrawlers,
stripping fish guts out, choppin' off their heads...while I whistled to
rock music.
:)~
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| User: "Perseid" |
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17 Jan 2007 04:11:17 AM |
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After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, "Dr. Bipolar" <g-ray52@excite.com>
Spat the Words
kmiller wrote:
Oooppps, I guess I did call it a "Dead Sole".
My poor fish must have went "Belly Up", will I was 'wasting' my time,
posting HERE.
I just KILLED another soul !!!
I feel so guilty.
( :< 0 )
As long as its been properly filleted, cooked and seasoned, you've
nothing to feel bad about...
More of apn's guilty pleasures ? A dead soul... I wonder if
there is a picture out there that describes this...
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17 Jan 2007 10:23:18 AM |
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Perseid wrote:
More of apn's guilty pleasures ? A dead soul... I wonder if
there is a picture out there that describes this...
Just for you, Randy. Mr Longfellow gave me a hand writing this.
Werewolfy
TELL me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream ! -
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
Life is real ! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal ;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way ;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.
Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle !
Be a hero in the strife !
Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant !
Let the dead Past bury its dead !
Act,- act in the living Present !
Heart within, and God o'erhead !
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time ;
Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.
Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate ;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.
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18 Jan 2007 11:22:07 PM |
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After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, "Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1
@yahoo.co.uk> Spat the Words
Perseid wrote:
More of apn's guilty pleasures ? A dead soul... I wonder if
there is a picture out there that describes this...
Just for you, Randy. Mr Longfellow gave me a hand writing this.
Thanks wolfy. I don't often appreciate poetry. Often when I
can't discern all the meaning behind a string of words, I
assume I'm just too tired when I'm reading them. Poetry has
a similar effect on me as fatigue (I'm just too much of a
rational-skepticist I guess). Longfellow certainly could conjure
an image with words though.
Werewolfy
TELL me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream ! -
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
Life is real ! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal ;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way ;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.
Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle !
Be a hero in the strife !
Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant !
Let the dead Past bury its dead !
Act,- act in the living Present !
Heart within, and God o'erhead !
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time ;
Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.
Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate ;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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19 Jan 2007 04:19:32 AM |
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Perseid wrote:
Thanks wolfy. I don't often appreciate poetry. Often when I
can't discern all the meaning behind a string of words, I
assume I'm just too tired when I'm reading them.
My pleasure. I have exactly the same problem with 99% of poetry too.
Like Art, it falls into the hands of the 'Pretend People'. You know the
types, they look at an abstract painting and admire the fine quality of
the brushwork...even though the oils were thrown on the canvas by a
drunken mole.
You have to throw all of the 'modern' stuff in the bin and concentrate
on a few very talented names from the 17th and 18th Centuries. Weed out
the maudlin sentiments, the banal, and now and then you come across a
gem.
I rather like McGonagell, the world's worst poet. Most would agree he
was. His 'verse' is hillarious, and the efforts he aspires to in order
to make a thing rhyme, are without limit!
http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/
Quite an incredible man, William Topaz McGonagell. Worth a look !
Werewolfy
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| User: "Dr. Bipolar" |
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19 Jan 2007 06:02:36 AM |
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Werewolfy wrote:
Perseid wrote:
Thanks wolfy. I don't often appreciate poetry. Often when I
can't discern all the meaning behind a string of words, I
assume I'm just too tired when I'm reading them.
My pleasure. I have exactly the same problem with 99% of poetry too.
Like Art, it falls into the hands of the 'Pretend People'. You know the
types, they look at an abstract painting and admire the fine quality of
the brushwork...even though the oils were thrown on the canvas by a
drunken mole.
You have to throw all of the 'modern' stuff in the bin and concentrate
on a few very talented names from the 17th and 18th Centuries. Weed out
the maudlin sentiments, the banal, and now and then you come across a
gem.
I rather like McGonagell, the world's worst poet. Most would agree he
was. His 'verse' is hillarious, and the efforts he aspires to in order
to make a thing rhyme, are without limit!
http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/
Quite an incredible man, William Topaz McGonagell. Worth a look !
Werewolfy
A Tale Of The Sea
A PATHETIC tale of the sea I will unfold,
Enough to make one's blood run cold;
Concerning four fishermen cast adrift in a dory.
As I've been told I'll relate the story.
T'was on the 8th April on the afternoon of that day
That the village of Louisburg was thrown into a wild state or dismay,
And the villagers flew to the beach in a state of wild uproar
And in a dory they found four men were cast ashore.
Then the villagers, in surprise assembled about the dory,
And they found that the bottom of the boat was gory;
Then their hearts were seized with sudden dread,
when they discovered that two of the men were dead.
And the two survivors were exhausted from exposure, hunger, and cold,
Which used the spectators to shudder when them they did behold;
And with hunger the poor men couldn't stand on their feet,
They felt so weakly on their legs for want of meat.
They were carried to a boarding-house without delay,
But those that were looking on were stricken with dismay,
When the remains of James and Angus McDonald were found in the boat,
Likewise three pieces or flesh in a pool or blood afloat.
Angus McDonald's right arm was missing from the elbow,
and the throat was cut in a sickening manner which filled the villagers
hearts with woe,
Especially when they saw two pieces of flesh had been cut from each
thigh,
'Twas then the kind-hearted villagers did murmur and sigh.
Angus McDonald must have felt the pangs of hunger before he did try
to cut two pieces of fiesh from James McDonald's thigh,
But, Oh heaven! the pangs of hunger are very hard to thole,
And anything that's eatable is precious unto an hungry soul.
Alas it is most pitiful and horrible to think
That with hunger christians will each other's blood drink
And eat each other's flesh to save themselves from starvation;
But the pangs or hunger makes them mad, and drives them to desperation.
An old American soldier that had passed through the Civil War,
Declared the scene surpassed anything he's seen by far,
And at the sight, the crowd in horror turned away,
which no doubt they will remember for many a day.
Colin Chisholm, one of the survivors was looking very pale,
Stretched on a sofa at the boarding-house, making his wail:
Poor fellow! his feet was greatly swollen, and with a melancholy air,
He gave the following account of the distressing affair:
We belonged to the American fishing schooner named "Cicely",
And our captain was a brave man, called McKenzie;
And the vessel had fourteen hands altogether
And during the passage we had favourable weather.
'Twas on March the 17th we sailed from Gloucester on the Wednesday
And all our hearts felt buoyant and gay;
And we arrived on the Western banks on the succeeding Tuesday,
While the time unto us seemed to pass merrily away.
About eight O'clock in the morning, we left the vessel in a dory,
And I hope all kind christians will take heed to my story;
Well, while we were at our work, the sky began to frown,
And with a dense fog we were suddenly shut down
Then we hunted and shouted, and every nerve did strain,
Thinking to find our schooner but, alas! it was all in vain:
Because the thick fog hid the vessel from our view,
And to keep ourselves warm we closely to each other drew.
We had not one drop of water , nor provisions of any kind,
Which, alas soon began to tell on our mind;
Especially upon James McDonald who was very thinly clad,
And with the cold and hunger he felt almost mad.
And looking from the stern where he was lying,
he said Good bye, mates, Oh! I am dying!
Poor fellow we kept his body thinking the rest of us would be saved,
Then, with hunger, Angus McDonald began to cry and madly raved.
And he cried, Oh, God! send us some kind of meat,
Because I'm resolved to have something to eat;
Oh! do not let us starve on the briny flood
Or else I will drink of poor Jim's blood.
Then he suddenly seized his knife and cut off poor Jim's arm,
Not thinking in his madness he'd done any harm;
Then poor Jim's blood he did drink and his flesh did eat,
Declaring that the blood tasted like cream, and was a treat.
Then he asked me to taste it, saying It was good without doubt,
Then I tasted it, but in disgust I instantly spat it out;
Saying, if I was to die within an hour on the briny flood,
I would neither eat the flesh nor drink the blood.
Then in the afternoon again he turned to me,
Saying, I'm going to cut Jim's throat for more blood d'ye see;
Then I begged of him, for God's sake not to cut the throat of poor Jim,
But he cried, Ha! ha! to save my own life I consider it no sin.
I tried to prevent him but he struck me without dismay
And cut poor Jim's throat in defiance of me, or all I could say,
Also a piece of flesh from each thigh, and began to eat away,
But poor fellow he sickened about noon, and died on the Sunday.
Now it is all over and I will thank all my life,
Who has preserved me and my mate, McEachern, in the midst of danger and
strife;
And I hope that all landsmen of low and high degree,
Will think of the hardships of poor mariners while at sea.
I think this poet was certifiably insane, but most writers of any type
are. LOL! That's what keeps many of them spewing out the prose and
poetry. Some funny stuff at this site. Thanks for the reference.
Dr. Bipolar :)~
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: Looniness SURGES At My Web Site !! |
14 Jan 2007 04:21:02 AM |
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kmiller wrote:
It was an 'analytical' of how someone would 'interpret a "Live
Changing" situation. (like a death In The Family [or the death of one's
Sole].)
You are right Kim. It's a terrible thing when one of your fish die.
Terrible.
Werewolfy
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| User: "The Kat" |
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10 Jan 2007 02:37:39 AM |
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On 9 Jan 2007 23:35:17 -0800, "kmiller" <miller.k@sympatico.ca> wrote:
If this Server Site "Folds",
I THOUGHT you said you were DONE here and never posting again??
--
Lumber Cartel (tinlc) #2063. Spam this account at your own risk.
This sig censored by the Office of Home, Land & Planet Insecurity...
Remove XYZ to email me
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Looniness SURGES At My Web Site !! |
10 Jan 2007 09:05:18 PM |
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Page 2 iz not loading at the mo, Doc ?!?!?
Site overload or what ?!?!?
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY
Docrodile wrote:
Dr. Bipolar Escalates the Looniness At His Web Site !!
The APN "Guilty Pleasures" Page has a SURGE of insanely funny posters'
pics ----
http://www.geocities.com/g.raylesley/page1.html
And, the "Apocalyptic Pleasures" Page has a SURGE of hilarious satire --
http://www.geocities.com/g.raylesley/page2.html
Come join the FUN and FROLIC with the bouncing, flying simians...and laugh
your asses off !!
****If the site is closed due to bandwidth problems, just wait a few
minutes and try again. Thank you for your patronage and patience !! :))~
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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11 Jan 2007 06:55:45 PM |
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Yep, Wally...I get only half a meg of data transfer...just try again
later. I just revamped the site today, added more stuff, and page content
sequence has been changed...so check it out! Thank you for stopping by.
Hope you find it entertaining. Let me know what you think...
Docrodile :)~
<sgdecember2012@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1168484718.233126.285130@p59g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
Page 2 iz not loading at the mo, Doc ?!?!?
Site overload or what ?!?!?
HOOROO
UNCLE WALLY
Docrodile wrote:
Dr. Bipolar Escalates the Looniness At His Web Site !!
The APN "Guilty Pleasures" Page has a SURGE of insanely funny posters'
pics ----
http://www.geocities.com/g.raylesley/page1.html
And, the "Apocalyptic Pleasures" Page has a SURGE of hilarious
satire --
http://www.geocities.com/g.raylesley/page2.html
Come join the FUN and FROLIC with the bouncing, flying simians...and
laugh
your asses off !!
****If the site is closed due to bandwidth problems, just wait a few
minutes and try again. Thank you for your patronage and patience !!
:))~
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