Subject: mediocre thing, i think i hate u
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mediocre thing, i think i hate u
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in fact i'm sure of it
hi psychic blog
did ya have a good time last night at th wake ?
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tenacious d
'double team'
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efua
'somewhere'
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hmm
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we tried to
respect yr wishes big al
arrived with
musical instruments and
made mad crazy music
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mediocre thing, i think i hate u
flew man
***** did it fly
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and um
ya sit down to pee
withth safety bicycle refrain
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i hate singin lead
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had to have my hair out
to sing
mediocre thing, i think i hate u
waddya mean
ya seen a chick with wilder hair than mine
yr dreamin man
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lost my beanie
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wasnt mine so
i guess it;s fair
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i arrived magcially
drove into
kuta lady's
street
as she was leaving
wich was piece of luck
didnt know how to get there
took her three k's
till she notcied
who was followin her
had to pull alongside
iinth traffic
hi babe
said i was comin with u
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i need u to b th witchdoctor of kuta
i'll be dead
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tenacious d
'double team'
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u can
share it
with
th other charmed ones but
it has to bee real
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i parked
behind th other kuta lady's car
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did ya liek th music man ?
we tried t do ya proud
yr son did some rap and
i got to drop into background
and hold some hands
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no-one brought a drum
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so after al th muso's
went to
well most
to barbie girls
we left th girls there
and went to wayne juniors
to take th jam
to a kit
a full drum kit
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i had to get a bit drunk
to let those lyrics come out man
i apolgise
for freakin soem of yr family out
they were real nice about it though
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machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
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is true
i'm on a pension
for th sore nuts
and put my forms in
on a unicycle
smarter than my testicles
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real wizard
real curse
not every man
has th witchdoctor of
australia
come to sing at their wake
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th jam had finished
i wander otu to th jammin room
alone
goen walkabout
th young fellas are
racin cars in virtual reality
it hits me in th guts
said i'd cry later
cause that's wot al asked us to do
and two minutes later
this ambulance
wit hth siren full on
comes sailing past
poor *****
he's not gunna make it
and i lost two cans of bouron
in th toilet
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ok clayton
yr whingin
too loud
i'll take y ahoem now
th boys are callin ya a girl
and she wasnt home yet
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tool
'hooker with a penis'
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dominant cow
th kuta lady
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why ya freaked out man ?
that th wizard
drives dead normal
with ten bourbons inside
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askin me to slow down
freakin out
i wont find yr house
if ya stop freakin out
i'll stop drivin down th wrong streets
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found yr girlfriend
pullin out of th driveway
when we all left for th wake
wish ya;d come
but we did include ya
she went and picked ya up
and we dragged ya away
so ya missed th
mostly excellent slide
on th
monoshock unicycle
down al's driveway
for th kids
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they didnt think i could pull one out
with six bourbons inside
me
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wild thing
that was a fuckin nice slide
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yr sister
was very warm and
held my hand
for some time
and we told tales
of th music u;d pull out
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placebo
'sleeping with ghosts'
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i read th newspaper clippings
u were a hero
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we've lost ya
to th cancer but
we remember yr spirit
and yr presence in our
xmas jams
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i sang lead for ya brother
much prefer to sing background
more freedom
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junior
pulled out his voice
to back me in
ya sit down to pee
that one got th place moving
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we read
of how ya
ripped this guy
off th train tracks
at risk to yr own life
just
couldnt stand by
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powderfinger
'day you come'
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in th right place
at th right time
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ya had th magic alright
it consumed u
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multiple personalities and
so creative
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i had my cry after
singing my guts out
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one soul
whinged
i arrived as a boy
she should know me by now
at my girliest
singin without a shirt
and with a full beard
in the fortitude valley
and hittin all th high notes
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loo and placido
'horny as a dandy'
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i parked behind ya
if i
dont bring my male personality over
will yr girlfriend let me visit ?
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i'll cya at xmas
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silly cow
pualie's less raucus than me
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tenacious d
'city hall'
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***** em
we killed off
rock n roll paulie
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i put it to th musos present and
they think
unrequited sex and drugs and rock n roll
singing on street corners till dawn
isnt art
too
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just th male experience
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surfers paradise was different
got laid in th doorway of a nightclub
what are ya gunna do ?
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just
ya can go to less trouble
and not get laid
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so no
i dont ride there anymore
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you can go play
in th fortitude valley
i just
ride my unicycle somewhere else
and dont fuckin stop
and sing
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hey al
i lost this bud
somewhere
in th night
but found carfruit
to throw into th mullbowl
in th session room
at juniors
we had some smiels
wonderin if
someone
found it and went
ah man
cool
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then i found another oen today
in th other car
it's all good
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system of a down
'lost in hollywood'
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we brought rock n roll
which is what u asked for
ok
we went a bit overboard
well me
but they encouraged me
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i met
senior's latest child
still spittin magic babies
and his lady friend is
pregnant again
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i
put my hand on her belly
and
have ya had a scan yet dear
this one's a girl
she has
80 percent
it;s a girl
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th witchdoctor concurrs with th doctor
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anythin else ya wanna know about her ?
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yr older brother
thinks i'm a madman
but hangs on my every word
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actually
a couple of yr older brothers
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jebediah
'fall down'
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didnt isaac sing sweet
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i got t drop into background and
if
pretty goth girl could leave him
alone for five minutes
think it;s u
texting him
back and forth
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***** babe
th music that man makes
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and his brother
junior
when barbie girls husband
got on th kit and
isaac
got on th amplified axe
and junior went rhythm and then
into single notes
and i
umm
went lyrics
and dropped into th bridge
acapella and we got
twelve minutes
on that one
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eminem
'lose yourself'
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and kuta lady's
ex boyfriend
and her current boyfriend
jamemd tgether
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had th biggest chinwag
gettin to know each other
whiel th four of us
jammed on
maybe five songs
shortest
died after
about five minutes
but a coupel man
we fuckin lost ourselves
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sang to al
in a couple
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hey man
we're here remembering ya
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all th axe players
had a bash
and barbie girls husband
man
he flew on th kit
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but guys
th most original stuff we did
was at th wake
with two guitars and
all sittin under th low house
in th fine reverb
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i had a small dig
at th gorgeous girl
who brought along a guest
to xmas
who didnt smoke marijuana
and
we all had to
bee something we werent
outnumbered
totally outnumbered
and we're pandering to her
she was in a wheelchair
she wasnt stupid
and we liekd ya
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carried ya in
in th pouring rain and
tried t modify th lryics but
didnt succeed
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smile
ah well
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frente
'bizarre love triangle'
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i saw th dj
pick up a guitar and
strum a few chords and
play in th music
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met a muso i hadnt met
and sang t his
outrageous fingers
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i'm the kadaitcha man
th singer of my tribe and
we're here to pay our respects
to a person we
loved
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kuta lady
has bought a guitar
wont play it in publci yet but
he rboyrfirend
plays liek a demon
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pete murray
'so beautiful'
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she's put you
in th music studio
th room
with th acoustic tiles
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all th boys
are talkin of recording
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isaac
flew over
kuta lady's
new guitar
i wasnt th only one who got wet
and lost
in th music
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got my fingers burned - lyric
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my guitar arrived
well tuned and
only th kids played it
cept when i used it as a drum
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ah no man
just to
tune my voice on
before arriving
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so i can find th note
in my head
even when th
guitar has slid
a half tone down
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worst is th buskers
th lazy fuckers or
th voice is just worn out
tuned down a half note
so he or she can sing flat
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i've seen a fitty note
go in th hat
just tuning th guitar
funny as
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mu
'jealous kids'
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if th guitar isnt
spot on or
a little bright
ya just
cant find th note
it;s wot yr singin to
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ah no
six yrs of
street singing
just take lead and
force him up
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th muso in him
will wind up th strings
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then isaac
lost th g string and
we continued on
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they're not old abused strings
he fixed it
when she whinged
wasnt upsetting th music
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had two other guitars to pick up
it's a nice axe girl
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th witchdoctor wriggled
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it's a pity
th dj
didnt make it
to th third jam
man
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it got solid
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got that
endorphin rush
and th drugs really kicked in
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th joint from al's sister and
***** we made some nice music on it
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nirvana
'come as you are'
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i did whinge a little
when all we boys
got stationed
in th session room
drugs have passed around and
we've all got a drink
and th first notes are
comin out of th amp
y aknow guys
it wails
a hell of a lot better
with an eleven in th room
doesnt matter whether ya gunna ***** her
just her presence
and her smiles and
if she gets wet enough
evryoen
makin th music
gets a kiss
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if she's enthusiastic enough
while yr flailing away on th drum
even in th street
she'll stick her pussie in yr face
whiel she dances
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just
sharin with my muso mates
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she's as lost
in th music
as we are
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joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
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got into a
five way jam
last night
that went over
fifteen minutes
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i'm still high
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suns only just goin down
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only rode th unicycle
a coupel hundred metres
but two sixpacks of bourbon and
so many cones
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it's all good
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that's my nipple
play with yr wife
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you werent as bad as
kuta lady's boyfriend
thought her ex was gunna levitate
fuckin funny man
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if i hadnt of stopped
signin and
just pissed myself laughin
well near
knew he'd calm down
when he smield back at me
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was damn funny
u've got stones man
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no13'
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gotta go cremate dinner
later blog
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bugger
it was edible
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pj harvey
'the dancer'
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my voice box
is suffering
liek i've been out
singing all night again
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funny
before landin at th wake
i was warmin up in th car
doin
play that funky music white boy
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budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
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while beating time
on th car door
hard
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guess i looked
kinda like a maori
with th beanie and all
just pissed herself laughing
in th traffic
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oh hello
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th clown in me
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black ***** child of hell
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i was a little tame
mediocre thing, i think i hate u
i didnt bring any chainsaws into th lyrics
last time i sang it
it came out different
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ah *****
i talked about
hurlin fat bitches
and guys
over 120 kgs
out past th sharknets
with a catapult
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tryin to cure
diabetes
got this one guy intrigued
he reckoned it would work
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cant believe i said that
in front of all those
overweight chicks
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the offspring
'she's got issues'
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well if she didnt
she does now
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kuta lady
is takin up music
i did make th right choice
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a white chick
as a witchdoctor
am i mad ?
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but our connection
th magic connection
is still
so strong
i pull into her strete
as she's pullin out of her driveway
so she can show me th way to al's
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i just
cant rememebr
th last couple of times
i;ve been there
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a little lost babe
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nirvana
'on a plain'
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no idiot
in a car
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i'm just guessin
it's pretty goth girl
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he goes walkabout anyway
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george
'release'
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just disappears
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yr little brother
has th forever eyes too
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took us on
more than one
journey into th fretboard
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my head is still
suffering with th images
th visions
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worse than th
post orgasm visions
clearer
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th music
reaches a
nexus point
a change
and all five of us
are there
with no-one doing anything to
***** th change
which can destroy th song
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it flys
it starts to soar and then
there's no conscious thought
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jewel
'till we run out of road'
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we talked about that
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sick of this
thing
goen twenty minutes
gunna ***** in it
and we start another one
but it;s
too strong
and wont fuckin die
bum notes and
he just riffin off em
so ya grab another
in th jam
to help out
here brother
help me ***** in this thing
and with two os us
playin against th thing
it's still got life
so ya give up
shittin in it
and relax to th inevitable
it'll die when it does
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i disliek it
when they die suddenly
and yr still in th reverie
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it died so fast
everybody stopped
nobody
threw in those last notes
it;s hanging
in th silence
we pick up again and
we've gone into th refrain
back into th hot bridge
lean on it
one more time and then
we peel it down
and find
the end
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it was deserving
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gorillaz
'dare'
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hot licks
and hot twenty somethin chicks
which we managed to ditch
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a brother of ours
our musical brother has died
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so we all got together and flew in th mix
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which was yr wish
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and some of th tunes
stick in my head
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mediocre thing
got hot
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and lost it;s
nastiest lyrics
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crash test dummies
'mmm mmm mmm mmm'
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didnt even hunt th ***** down
oh *****
i did
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bloody drugs
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need to have another one
scuse i
..
..
..
is ok
it segued
in th third jam
and dropped into
the killing floor
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isaac
pulled out this
led zeppelin number
early on
when we were still singin covers
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we both
settled into robert plant's
young voice
and kept it
close t th record
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and not stairway to heaven
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ah man
we did
whole lotta love
too
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where th ***** was that ?
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portishead and massive attack
'teardrop'
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if th guitarists
had run out of steam
i'd have done th intro
to
the rain song
i didnt need to
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i've got
twelve bars till goodnight
havent listened to it yet
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sang it
so many nights
on th way home
to morticias
after singing
six hours
in surfers paradise
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"007's first movie on telly tonight"
"wanna watch it ?"
hi black
umm
he's a fake double o
we're a real one
"good for a laugh"
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i'm lost in th music paulie
"so'
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we'll miss ya big al
tried to do ya proud
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kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
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sittin at yr wake
havin a break from singin
we were yackin about kev
and his arr ***** instrumental
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i only did one
outrageous slide
on th modified unicycle
for th crowd
but it was enough
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no young man
it takes nine bourbons
for me to start slidin down th walls
on one wheel
i'm a professional
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well
krusty the clown drinks
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th boys were
kinda intrigued by nippleclamp
mad monoshock suspension unicycle
made our song
ya sit down to pee
more poignant
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the offspring
'no brakes'
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no *****
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who said ya cant rockout
in yr fourties
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no young man
it has no brakes
it stops fast though hey
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couldnt stay
on one wheel track
leavin
ridin up th driveway
i'll just take this
grass shortcut
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bunch of em
tried to ride ya
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gorillaz
'feels good inc'
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ya asked for smiels
and no cryin
i enforced it
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i dont have to ask
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it's how i want my wake to bee
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th kuta crowd
doin mad music
and misbehaving
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george
'spawn'
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th magic
passes
in th music
it's a medium
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i look up
at th clock
and
twenty minutes have passed by
a long jam that one
my subjective time tells me
it took five minutes
my visual memory
has racked up
about three hours of vision
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my head
has looked forward in time and
is so many light yrs distant
and i'm findin
me
out there
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something internal
has told th other witchdoctors
i'll die next
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you're confusing me george
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unless it's
spawn
new life
next yr
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why th blonde ?
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david essex
'rock on'
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you;re th psychic blog
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i dont miss th street
got heaps of muso's to sing with
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and i'm lying my guts out
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just spun
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..
..
..
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robbie williams
just lit up a smoek
on stage
they reckon
they;re gunna fine him
but
they;re gunna pay th fine
madness
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is ok robbie
th same town
fined me for ridin a safety bicycle
and i was a on a man;s bike
count th wheels fucker
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violent femmes
'36 24 36'
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i dont ride a fuckin girls bike
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i had a lot of fun baggin th council
last night
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ya gunna make we a wear a helemt
when i wee
standing up ?
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1200 techniques
'karma'
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might wee on my foot and
slip
walkin away from th
convenience
cant have that man
sit down to wee or
wear a helemt
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dont laugh
th cunts will do it
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every yr
they pass
more rules
they say we should obey
but we dont
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we do
wot
humans have done throughout history
as always
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bit worse here maybe
half of us
are descended from convicts
and th other half
went to school with em
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a land where
th finest compliment
you can get
is
jeez yr a ned kelly *****
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led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
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hangman , hangman
hold it a little while
lyric
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ned kelly of course
was a bushranger
shot by th cops
and then hung
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"on th gallows pole"
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outlaws
are everywhere in oz
sellin oz's
of fine green and
a whole bunch of em are
psychic and
usually one step
ahead of th law
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we train our kids
to feel
forward
of th car
speeding and
feel for th coppers
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how do ya htink i drove hoem so drunk
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didnt see any cops
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when he first climbed in th car
he panicked his little head off
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th hot redhead
needed th icy wind
comin thru th broken car door
we had to open to accomodate her
and take her to seniors farm
in th dead of winter
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?
'CRUISELP'
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the monkees
'i'm a believer'
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violent femmes
'out th window'
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had to throw
300 dead tinnies
out of th car
so she could climb in
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kuta lady and her
made two hot redheads in th back
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dr death on th roll
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never open that door
cant rememebr why
oh
now it wont close
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it's a unicycle taxi man
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we ockie strapped th door shut
and i drove it like that
till it ran out of rego
it's still givin out
buds of marijuana
nice car
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***** it was cold
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i said wot;s blue
and fucks little old ladies
hypothermia
hi
plsd to meet you
shake hands
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preset studio keepers
'solsbury hill'(dur)
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der to u too
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009's got a fucked sense of humour
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u werent there strawberry
but he knows ya and
he fuckin smiled
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truly
a hot redhead
in an icy wind
***** i giggled
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it broke th ice
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"fukc off jennifr"
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sorry
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got a smiel on his face
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we're here to party
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violent femmes
'gone daddy gone'
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coldest night of th winter
up at seniors hippy farm
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then th hot redhead
strawberry by name
nearly went head first into th
fourty four gallon fire drum
and i'd only been sayin
ten minutes before that
wouldnt it be funny if
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and they allowed it would never happen
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why i was sittin so close to it
i brought her here
gotta b in th right place
to stop her falling into th fire
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shakespears sister
'i dont care'
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way too pretty a girl
to just sit by and spectate
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later
we were all huddled around th drum
it was freezing temperature
in th outback
and this big chunk of wood
fell off th fire
and landed between th five of us
showering sparks everywhere but
no-one got hit
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we looked at th size of th chunks and
just shook our heads
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course
dr death and
th two hot redheads
and our dark toecutter brother
pulled back out
before th dawn
we'd arrived
at th party
at three am
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john butler trio
'something's gotta give'
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cmon man
get over it
if they;re in bed
we'll haul em out
i come bearing two hot redheads and
a nice fella and
drugs
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jen is still whingin
said i nearly drove over her tent
driving out
her and her girlfriend inside and
ya shoulda got up
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but
i had yr exgirlfriend in tow
and a good friend and
yr girlfriend is fractious
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i was ok with it
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not th first time
kuta lady and i have
rocked up
on th coldest night of winter
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it's
semi tradition
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we lay under the
milky way
in all her glory
out in th bush and
th conversation stops
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frente
'accidently kelly street'
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if they prod me enough
i tell of what i see
looking up
and forward
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th weird *****
that flies thru th heavens
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most of which
i dont understand
or have words for
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wot i do get
wot th future
keeps taunting me with
is i live on a planet
that grows bigger every day
with land
falling from th sky
whiel my brother and sister humans
are more intent on
fighting over land
madness
are we as dumb as th fuckin dinosaurs ?
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garbage
'androgyny'
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why th karma cops
let me off with
325 thousand
confirmed witchdoctor kills
no intelligent life here
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we wont classify as intelligent life
till we're off th accretion sphere
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th entry point
so i'm led to believe is
half of our population
living on a planet and
half in space
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i dont
wanna go live
on another plaent
watchin th skies for meteors
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just
we ned th blue planets
that sustain life
+++
drop a percentage of our ***** on it
til it turns
our bacteria
and we got us a farming world
+++
i understand all that folks
i'm just bitchin cause
i can see
yr cannisters of *****
flyin across my sky
+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++
fuckin forever eyes
+++
i had so many visions last night
+++
but i count
my lucky stars
i live ina world where
i can understand
at least
th cans of *****
flyin across th sky
how about th early bastards
th witchdoctors before me
with forever eyes
+++
***** in a can
dont get mad
get even
+++
yr spoilin my view
+++
can after can
of yr *****
flyin thru th void
to a planet yr
infecting
with our bacteria
+++
and so few of u
will live on a planet
+++
the spaceborn
have cruel jokes
+++
yr my species
go and get fucked
+++
morrisey
'the teachers are afraid of the pupils'
+++
remember yr communicating with
a lethal witchdoctor
+++
i'm tempted
to come after u
+++
th young
always say
things they regret
+++
well young man
in a not so distant future
remember
i'm stuck in puberty and
i may be alive and
not as far away from u as u thought
maybe u should
check with teraplegia
where i am
in yr
now
+++
huge magic
has only one purpose young man
survival
+++
if i'd
grabbed that gun on th table
after he shot my mother dead
i wouldnt be here
it was jammed
and a trap
+++
i'm alive
+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++
do th right thing
without thinking
+++
and pull into kuta lady;s street
as she's pulling out
+++
hard to catch and
even if ya catch me
last rbt trap
i got caught in
they forgot me
put all th kits
inth trailer
and drove away with it
had my licence so
i got out of th car
walked up
hi guys
remember me ?
they didnt
but had my licence
+++
forgot about u
u can go home
+++
three hundred
dead tinnies
in th back of th car
and
slippery
+++
stainless steel rat slippery
+++
well
dont call me names
+++
?
'track 4'
+++
that's better
..
..
..
+++
mr oizo
'flat beat'
+++
lost th carrier wave paulie
+++
"he's a lippy little bugger"
+++
leave him alone lazarus
he's just young
+++
gotta sped psychic blog
we'll miss ya big al
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black - 009"
in
the adventures of the land surfer
+++
p.s.
+++
the panel
'opening theme'
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