melbourne cup tips
+++
i'm not doing it paulie
it's wrong
+++
"not askin ya to look at th field"
"or even th horses names"
i dont get it
+++
pretty redhead on th telly
some psychic healing movie
+++
"somewhere in this page"
"will be a clue"
if things go
according to th way
they usually go
+++
my gift is not for profit
+++
jennifer
marshall steam traction engine that lives down th road
has been calling paulie
"send my love"
+++
music on
"shuffle"
+++
joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
+++
rego label has arrived
+++
that mc name stil hangin foul
+++
get over it man
ya cant control yur gift
+++
"thanks bro"
+++
[ring ring]
my black
case worker
just rang and cancelled paulie
"we'll see im next week"
+++
ah yeah man
typical weird psychic *****
i actually went back to singin this month but
typical
i was singin for joy
when they bombed kuta beach again
hadnt been singin for three months as you know
+++
delta goodrem
'predictable'
+++
oh dont delta
+++
"but he doesnt know th girls call me kuta man"
+++
will i tell him th latest one ?
"he's indian"
+++
ah man
i aske dmy god
to have a good hard look
at th
islamic terrorists
on a personal level
iw as doin my usual
freakin out
a week before th last oens
and in th newsgroups as usual
goin pls
listen ya fuckers
asked my god
to lok into th very soul
of th problem
got up th next day
huge quake under northern pakistan
hmm
and all th fuckin kids they
brainwashing in th religious schools
went under th walls
"crushed"
+++
is it gunna be
75000 dead ?
+++
the offspring
'the kids arent alright'
+++
it was an act of god paulie
+++
"pity fuckin osama didnt"
"have his cave collapse"
havent heard from him on th telly since
+++
"fuckit"
+++
is this character gettin help paulie ?
"it's a movie"
+++
three months
i dint sing in th strete with my unicycle
i want it fucking obvious
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'californication'
+++
believe anything if it's
"*****"
and reality
well
jack was right
you cant handle the truth
+++
i have enough trouble with it
+++
next thing you'll tell me
i didnt warn you
a week in advance
of th london bombings
in a shakespeare newsgroup
+++
"pls"
+++
well if i listened to you anyway
+++
spend that 200 million on airport security johnny
i'll still warn ppl
long before you know what's goin on
+++
a week before th latest
kuta beach bombings
with our religion being
kuta
and been that way for some time
i was whingin out loud
in another newsgroup
is th psychic wave
gunna clean me up this time
seven days before th event
"as usual"
+++
typical
they make him a white guy
in a suit and tie
yeah
he's plagued by magic
+++
machine gun fellatio
'full moon'
+++
idiot americans
+++
"fuckin hollywood *****"
+++
***** th melbourne cup
i got bigger problems
+++
ya cant tell th future
boldly
on july first
when th commonwealth bank clipped me
i couldnt even give you th name of th bank
cause last time i whinged about a bank clippin me
seven days later
th twin trade towers fell down
so th last time
i
held a few clues back
but was still
ravin about th underground
and
too much magic bus and
can ya listen to anything
ya dumb fuckin trolls
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of the eighties'
+++
so
i write in a shakespeare newsgroup
to see if any shakespeare readers have brains
last time
a bank clipped me
th terrorists hit
seven days later
are you listening you deaf cunts?
july seven
i'm watchin telly
sure enough
terrorist bombing in london
then i copped to it
was th
commonwealth bank
but i did
gie my account details
prior
th numbers
+++
violent femmes
'lies'
+++
no lies
th fucking horrible truth
+++
i gave my account numbers to all and sundry
so th fuckin authorities at least
could follow th clues
yeah right
they downgraded their security
their intelligence
told them things were sweet
umm
hello
+++
a touch of hope
be fucked
we're dealin with human beings
+++
"how do ya make money out of it ?"
+++
fuckin scumbags
when i can afford it
i bribe yur service provider
to give me yur details
if you've read more than a hundred of my pages
telling th future
i will find you
+++
"and kuta man will talk to you gentle"
just point th fuckin bone at em kuta man
+++
works pretty effectively black aboriginal magic man
+++
"or we're just psychic"
nuthing
is just psychic
+++
***** your horse race
+++
flogging beautiful animals
+++
th pot's run out again paulei
i can feel th blue balls
"thursday babe"
ok
+++
do re mi
'warning moving clockwise'
+++
maybe i talk to you thursday
hope you dont actually need
a super psychic between now and then
but there' s a hurting human being in here
take care
..
..
..
jenny
+
"paulie"
=
land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
i keep changing posting names
th london bombings scared th hell out of me
"a month before they happened"
+++
i jumped offline
freaked
wot's my fuckin gift done to me
this time
and was led
to jump back on
gettin
repeats of th bombing
and ravin about that
and
how th english are more important than we are
which we all know right
cause they screamed long and loud
over fifty
while
more than that
die in one bomb in iraq
and log off
make dinner
flick on th tv
+++
violent femmes
'i hate th tv'
+++
and there's been a fuckins second bombing
but
no deaths
+++
yeah
you got no fuckin warning
i hate you
..
..
..
the oracle of kuta
.
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