"Sleigh Ride" Based on the performance by Leroy Anderson
"Pain Ride" Parody by Johnny D
Clip a chain to your nipple-ring,
Swing swing, tingle-ing, ooo!
Put on your lovely leather
For a pain ride of pleasure for two!
Backside the blows are falling,
And friends are calling for lube!
Come on, it's lovely weather
For some bondage and discipline too!
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go!
My riding-crop blow,
Is biting on your bareback butt, you know!
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand!
I'm using my hand,
For chiding your cute little glute,
And your clittery hairy gland!
Butt-cheeks are nice and rosy
And swollen cute as can be!
You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, soo-weee!
Let's lick this toad before us!
Shoot up a bolus or two!
Come on this lovely leather!
Make a stain I would never refuse!
There's a birthday orgy at the home of Hef--ner Hugh!
You can show your perfect end to all the per--verts who,
Will be casting the shows we love to watch
On H-B-O and FOX!
Eyes on ev'ry face smile and watch your best butt-bop!
Bop! Bop! Bop!
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world--can buy!
When they pass around the cocaine and some fresh--K-Y!
It'll nearly be like a Larry Flynt
Pictorial for guys!
These won-der-ful things
Are the things
Makin' members ev'rywhere rise!
So flick that silver nipple-ring,
Swing swing, tingle-ing, ooo!
Put on some lovely leather
For a pain ride of pleasure for two!
You're tied in ropes and bawling
With pleasure mauling anew!
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride of B & D nude!
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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| Title: Re: Mikey's Favorite Holiday Song ! |
29 Nov 2004 09:51:56 AM |
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Doc wrote:
"Sleigh Ride" Based on the performance by Leroy Anderson
"Pain Ride" Parody by Johnny D
Clip a chain to your nipple-ring,
Swing swing, tingle-ing, ooo!
Put on your lovely leather
For a pain ride of pleasure for two!
Backside the blows are falling,
And friends are calling for lube!
Come on, it's lovely weather
For some bondage and discipline too!
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go!
My riding-crop blow,
Is biting on your bareback butt, you know!
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand!
I'm using my hand,
For chiding your cute little glute,
And your clittery hairy gland!
Butt-cheeks are nice and rosy
And swollen cute as can be!
You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, soo-weee!
Let's lick this toad before us!
Shoot up a bolus or two!
Come on this lovely leather!
Make a stain I would never refuse!
There's a birthday orgy at the home of Hef--ner Hugh!
You can show your perfect end to all the per--verts who,
Will be casting the shows we love to watch
On H-B-O and FOX!
Eyes on ev'ry face smile and watch your best butt-bop!
Bop! Bop! Bop!
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world--can buy!
When they pass around the cocaine and some fresh--K-Y!
It'll nearly be like a Larry Flynt
Pictorial for guys!
These won-der-ful things
Are the things
Makin' members ev'rywhere rise!
So flick that silver nipple-ring,
Swing swing, tingle-ing, ooo!
Put on some lovely leather
For a pain ride of pleasure for two!
You're tied in ropes and bawling
With pleasure mauling anew!
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride of B & D nude!
RFLMAO!!!
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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| Title: Re: Mikey's Favorite Holiday Song ! |
29 Nov 2004 08:48:41 AM |
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Oh!!!!! That was disgusting.
But.....very well written.
Yes, I'm afraid you've out done yourself with this one.
Dr. Hook would be proud!
I'm going to the mall now. I'm going to sing it alllllllllll day while I
shop! ;)
lalalalalalaalala!
SuZanne
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| User: "Michael Johnathan McDonald" |
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| Title: Re: Mikey's Favorite Holiday Song ! |
29 Nov 2004 08:03:32 PM |
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(Su Zanadu) wrote in message news:<16440-41AB36C9-160@storefull-3218.bay.webtv.net>...
Oh!!!!! That was disgusting.
Dr. Chump sure is ;)
But.....very well written.
Here is an excerpt:
You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, Su-weee!
Yes, I'm afraid you've out done yourself with this one.
Can't imagine why he would write you into his parody though? ;)
Dr. Hook would be proud!
Yes, Dr. Hook is necessary for hanging up the porgies ;)
I'm going to the mall now.
Not the new westside Beijing 1000 shop, 265 escalator, 150 acres of
spa space and built in ski-slopes - mammoth mall?
I'm going to sing it alllllllllll day while I shop! ;)
Can I wear earplugs please?
lalalalalalaalala!
I love Christmas musak ;)
SuZanne
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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| Title: Re: Mikey's Favorite Holiday Song ! |
29 Nov 2004 09:35:47 PM |
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Mikey wrote:
Here is an excerpt:
You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, Su-weee!
Correction.....It said Soo-weee.
Yes, I'm afraid you've out done yourself
with this one.
Can't imagine why he would write you
into his parody though? ;)
He/she didn't.
YOU did and I'm starting to get a little concerned about this thing of
yours where you dress me up as "Miss Piggy" in your mind.
Dr. Hook would be proud!
Yes, Dr. Hook is necessary for hanging
up the porgies ;)
No....Dr. Hook who did "Freakers Ball".
I'm going to the mall now.
Not the new westside Beijing 1000 shop,
265 escalator, 150 acres of spa space
and built in ski-slopes - mammoth mall?
Nope. Just your normal Sears, Penny's and Dillard's type, 2 levels, 6
escalators and 3 elevators.
I'm going to sing it alllllllllll day while I
shop! ;)
Can I wear earplugs please?
Why?....your not tagging along.
lalalalalalaalala!
I love Christmas musak ;)
They were playing the "real deal" at my mall. ;)
SuZanne
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| User: "Doc" |
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| Title: Re: Mikey's Favorite Holiday Song ! |
29 Nov 2004 10:35:32 PM |
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"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:27263-41ABEA93-315@storefull-3215.bay.webtv.net...
Mikey wrote:
Here is an excerpt:
You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, Su-weee!
Correction.....It said Soo-weee.
Yes, I'm afraid you've out done yourself
with this one.
Can't imagine why he would write you
into his parody though? ;)
He/she didn't.
YOU did and I'm starting to get a little concerned about this thing of
yours where you dress me up as "Miss Piggy" in your mind.
Dr. Hook would be proud!
Yes, Dr. Hook is necessary for hanging
up the porgies ;)
No....Dr. Hook who did "Freakers Ball".
I'm going to the mall now.
Not the new westside Beijing 1000 shop,
265 escalator, 150 acres of spa space
and built in ski-slopes - mammoth mall?
Nope. Just your normal Sears, Penny's and Dillard's type, 2 levels, 6
escalators and 3 elevators.
I'm going to sing it alllllllllll day while I
shop! ;)
Can I wear earplugs please?
Why?....your not tagging along.
lalalalalalaalala!
I love Christmas musak ;)
They were playing the "real deal" at my mall. ;)
SuZanne
Hell hath no fury...LOL !
As you rode the elevator up, did you notice Mikey wanted to stop at the
lingerie floor?
He kept tugging at your pants and you kept patting him on his head and
saying, "No, mikey, we don't have time. You've got plenty of frilly lacy
things at home."
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| User: "Michael Johnathan McDonald" |
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| Title: Re: Mikey's Favorite Holiday Song ! |
30 Nov 2004 08:46:51 PM |
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(Su Zanadu) wrote in message news:<27263-41ABEA93-315@storefull-3215.bay.webtv.net>...
Mikey wrote:
Here is an excerpt:
You're hog-tied up in leather
Like a piglet of pleasure, Su-weee!
Correction.....It said Soo-weee.
Pronounce the 'oo' in the words 'School,' 'pool,' 'fool,'& 'tool'
Long 'u' sound. Coded message of Su [oo]-weee interrelated in message.
This isn't a Dr. Chump and Suey collaboration, is it?
Yes, I'm afraid you've out done yourself
with this one.
Can't imagine why he would write you
into his parody though? ;)
He/she didn't.
Are you not noticing s/he coded messages here? Maybe I dreaming again.
Oh well, move along....
YOU did and I'm starting to get a little concerned about this thing of
yours where you dress me up as "Miss Piggy" in your mind.
Not going there...
Dr. Hook would be proud!
Yes, Dr. Hook is necessary for hanging
up the porgies ;)
No....Dr. Hook who did "Freakers Ball".
....Ahhh another code on the theme. ;) This isn't another one of your
"gags," is it?
I'm going to the mall now.
Not the new westside Beijing 1000 shop,
265 escalator, 150 acres of spa space
and built in ski-slopes - mammoth mall?
Nope. Just your normal Sears, Penny's and Dillard's type, 2 levels, 6
escalators and 3 elevators.
Jealous: Sears, Penny ( Don't know Dillards) packed up and left the
Southland for the east coast - in exchange we got Macy's, Sacks Fifth
Ave. and Bloomingdales an east coast gig. I grew up on Sears and
Pennys - miss them much.
I'm going to sing it alllllllllll day while I
shop! ;)
- Oh,.. Oh... another code <:|
Can I wear earplugs please?
Why?.....your not tagging along.
Ahhh there it is - good,
Is that an order Madame? Yes, Mam.
lalalalalalaalala!
- Oh,.. Oh... another code <:|
I love Christmas musak ;)
They were playing the "real deal" at my mall. ;)
Better get going to my local mall to experience the 'real deal,' and
....
I need to look for a 'green ladies' coat?'
SuZanne
Kritme - "It's Not Easy Being Green" :-)
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