The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell
me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
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Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve
brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we
come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up
our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father
Christmas to come with all our toys."
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"Very nice Patrick," she said.
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"Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"
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'Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad
and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk
by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting
for Santa Claus to bring our presents, " Jimmy replied.
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"That's also very nice Jimmy," she said.
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Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave
him out of the discussion, she asked Isaac Cohen the same question.
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"Now Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?" Isaac said, "Well we
also sing carols!"
Surprised, Ms. Pelzner questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."
"Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office.
We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When
we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing," What
a friend we have in Jesus." Then we all go to the Bahamas.
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| User: "Wallying in my fartitude ;-" |
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| Title: Re: My Favorite Joke....for My Favorite Time of the Year! :) |
13 Dec 2004 06:48:43 PM |
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'Tis the season to be Truly Wondrous ;-)
yes siree yes indeedy do !!
'Tis the season to be Wally !!
fa la la la la la la la la ;-)
Hooroo ;-)
Wally (Seasons Greeting to *ALL*)
(except for Gerbils)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: My Favorite Joke....for My Favorite Time of the Year! :) |
13 Dec 2004 05:02:42 PM |
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A bit out of season but the spirit is there:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with
your 54 years can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after
reading this fax,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your fax, and thankyou for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this,
I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach,
who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference.
18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
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| User: "MonsieurStat" |
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| Title: Re: My Favorite Joke....for My Favorite Time of the Year! :) |
14 Dec 2004 12:29:17 AM |
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<leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:1102978962.451332.252940@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
A bit out of season but the spirit is there:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with
your 54 years can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after
reading this fax,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
room table:
"My Dear Husband,
I received your fax, and thankyou for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this,
I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach,
who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference.
18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."
http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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| Title: Re: My Favorite Joke....for My Favorite Time of the Year! :) |
13 Dec 2004 09:26:28 PM |
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That is hysterical Leigh!
Never-ever heard that one.
I'm taking it with me and sending it onward. :)
thanks,
SuZanne
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| User: "Cuan" |
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| Title: Re: My Favorite Joke....for My Favorite Time of the Year! :) |
13 Dec 2004 07:52:18 AM |
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On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 06:58:22 -0500, (Su Zanadu)
wrote:
The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her
students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell
me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve
brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we
come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up
our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father
Christmas to come with all our toys."
"Very nice Patrick," she said.
"Now Jimmy Brown what do you do at Christmas?"
'Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad
and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk
by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting
for Santa Claus to bring our presents, " Jimmy replied.
"That's also very nice Jimmy," she said.
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave
him out of the discussion, she asked Isaac Cohen the same question.
"Now Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?" Isaac said, "Well we
also sing carols!"
Surprised, Ms. Pelzner questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."
"Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office.
We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When
we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing," What
a friend we have in Jesus." Then we all go to the Bahamas.
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.prophecies.nostradamus/browse_thread/thread/4810c3e4b9e1bf7f/6b0791e8f42a68e5?q=toy+factory&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.prophecies.nostradamus%2Fsearch%3Fgroup%3Dalt.prophecies.nostradamus%26q%3Dtoy+factory%26qt_g%3D1%26searchnow%3DSearch+this+group%26&_doneTitle=Back+to+Search&&d
*snigger*
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