noisy buggers
+++
hey little dude
yeah i came in at
five
ya noisy pricks
+++
standin in th kitchen
makin my black coffee
i'm gunna get you girl
he says his mad mate that looks like me
has come out
he's a tg
i asked for a definition
hey i been awake two minutes
he goes
trans gendered paulie
been tryin to tell him i understand
i'm standin there with a sarong on
technically a dress anyway
goin
i dig it man
i am wearin a dress
but
my female half is too lazy to where anythin more complicated
more power to im
+++
"maybe if th dude came round to visit"
"and not just ring every other fuckin night"
"he'd know that"
+++
"music paulie"
not singin
"gunna happen at some stage"
it's only been six hours since i stopped singin
you can get fucked
"i'll just listen"
says you
..
..
..
+++
the verve
'lucky man'
+++
pack me a cone *****
+++
"scuse i"
[THUD]
..
..
..
"so barbie girl am i gunna get hassled this time ?"
"got offered a threesome"
"playin drums in th back yard at th last party"
+++
ya'd probly whinge if ya didnt
+++
you cold shouldered that chick somethin terrible
"when ?"
last night
th one who got thru
behind th guitar case
sat down and
rubbin shoulders
hi
"i sang sweetly to er"
+++
"victoria's friend is hot"
+++
what about victoria ?
+++
the beatles
'across the universe'
+++
"i cant go there"
<<< smile >>>
he'd never talk to ya again
+++
"it was th friendliest she's ever been"
i nearly had a heartattack
just tryin to sing liek a girl here
first time ever
in the fortitude valley
eye opener
you enjoying ?
<<< smile >>>
yeah yur sister used to have fun down here
+++
th boys looked at me nasty
i started siongin a bout th valley
nd how it used to be
and why
dont th lesbians walk their girlfrioends on a dog leash anymore
"and this stellar chick bops by"
"five seconds later"
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'higher ground'
+++
"she thinks she's pretty special"
seems to me
th pack following
think th same thing
+++
that's mr marley to you
so ya want one of bob's songs hey
+++
i dunno mika
for elevator music
done live in th strete
th fuckin guitar case aint sufferin
"he wasnt complaining"
"just yackin"
+++
is it mixed up now mika ?
"he knows us better than that"
+++
the verve
'catching the butterfly'
+++
you never seen a joint
come over th guitar case dude
for *****'s sake
how long you been doin this in th valley ?
"months an months and months"
hmm
hey dude
this aint as big as th one i was tellin ya about
th mad redhead threw at me and
robbie
but it smokes awful nice
ya want some ?
one more thing
ya seen in th strete
that guy over there
th rapper
we see im
from time to time
comes to listen and
rap
and
"dance"
***** he was out of t
i dunno man
they just walk up and
shove em in my face
told ya th tale about
th carrot
we were smokin drugs out of
up th top end
+++
i got home before daylight though jenny
"i know"
+++
"***** my crutch is sore"
blame th unicycle
"i am"
+++
"bad unicycle"
+++
downt o about twnety pound
psi
just huge
whoofie slides
massive tyre
+++
powderfinger
'sunsets'
+++
not just yet
+++
43
and th 18 yr old girl next door
is bumpin into me
at two am
singin in th strete
"wow"
+++
i'm just singer tonight
we got us a drummer
it's cheating i reckon
they make me sound better
+++
{ring ring]
"sunsets hey"
land shitter ***** itself
"land rover paulie"
gearbox died
had to tow it home with th range rover
+++
top magazine
of th dstack to my right
a land rove rmagazine
open
title of
page is
beware hot liquids
bold typed
clip
out of th article
th teaser
learning things the hard way
like how often you need reverse
+++
hmmm
+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++
i know i'm late
i'm coming ok
gotta have a shower yet
left th guitar last night
said
i'll be late
had to rescue litle brother and th land rover
ah me
..
..
..
paulie
+
"jenny"
=
land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
turn th fuckin fan on jenny
+++
yeah man
it's a big surprise to me
yur gearbox broke
***** yur a rough *****
think smooth man
y afeel that young fella
stab
ont h brakes
he's doin all th brakin
no man
if my brake lights come on
yur drivin me too fast
into th corner
sixty k's
down th road
he on th panic buton
hit a corner
he wants to go round it liek a race car
shitbox
+++
i got th range rover sideways
in th paddock
doin a ewie
funny as
im doin my circle
here
you get fucked
love ya man
hope yur day improves
..
..
..
"he gunna put an auto magic box in it ?"
be better off puttin
a bottle of petrol in it
"and a match"
+++
un pause
oh yeah
"gday"
.
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