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Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=1272810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated when
she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on her way
to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment building when the
elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the woman from the elevator
and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal frightened the woman, who
was amazed she survived.
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
How many rescue workers & how much money did it cost to rescue her?
The ordeal "frightened" her? Did it frighten her enough to drop some
weight, adopt a healthy lifestyle and take the stairs next time? I'll
give you three guesses (the first two don't count).
She was "amazed" that she survived? After just 30 minutes? Talk about
your lowered expectations!
Pfft .... pass de spliffy.....
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X-No-Archive:
Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=1272810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated when
she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on her way
to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment building when the
elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the woman from the elevator
and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal frightened the woman, who
was amazed she survived.
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
How many rescue workers & how much money did it cost to rescue her?
The ordeal "frightened" her? Did it frighten her enough to drop some
weight, adopt a healthy lifestyle and take the stairs next time? I'll
give you three guesses (the first two don't count).
She was "amazed" that she survived? After just 30 minutes? Talk about
your lowered expectations!
Pfft .... pass de spliffy.....
Obese people usually have difficulty walking. Thus they skip the stairs and
also avoid doing any long walks because their legs get tired fast.
-John L.
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Obese people usually have difficulty walking. Thus they skip the stairs
and also avoid doing any long walks because their legs get tired fast.
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
"John" <jlentz@nospam.wi.rr.com> wrote in message
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X-No-Archive:
Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=1272810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated when
she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on her way
to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment building when the
elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the woman from the elevator
and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal frightened the woman, who
was amazed she survived.
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
How many rescue workers & how much money did it cost to rescue her?
The ordeal "frightened" her? Did it frighten her enough to drop some
weight, adopt a healthy lifestyle and take the stairs next time? I'll
give you three guesses (the first two don't count).
She was "amazed" that she survived? After just 30 minutes? Talk about
your lowered expectations!
Pfft .... pass de spliffy.....
Obese people usually have difficulty walking. Thus they skip the stairs
and also avoid doing any long walks because their legs get tired fast.
-John L.
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04 Aug 2006 05:57:02 PM |
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bye wrote:
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
Very dangerous suggestion, Mondo. The world is full of Japanese trawler
boats with sharp harpoons. Mistakes would be the norm.
Werewolfy
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05 Aug 2006 07:58:43 AM |
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On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 15:57:02 -0700, Werewolfy wrote:
bye wrote:
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
Very dangerous suggestion, Mondo. The world is full of Japanese trawler
boats with sharp harpoons. Mistakes would be the norm.
::coffee spew::
LOL!
Woods
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05 Aug 2006 08:52:11 AM |
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Woodswun wrote:
::coffee spew::
LOL!
Grins Woodsy and Jane. Just feeling a touch...wicked...;)
Ricky
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05 Aug 2006 11:24:22 AM |
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Werewolfy wrote:
Woodswun wrote:
coffee spew::
LOL!
Grins Woodsy and Jane. Just feeling a touch...wicked...;)
but, but, but did they have tattoos?
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05 Aug 2006 02:07:21 PM |
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Ophelia wrote:
"but, but, but did they have tattoos?"
Ahhh..Heya Ophelia. Nice to 'see' you again.
Nope...they didn't have tattoos. I don't believe Japanese people as a
rule are tattoed.
Joking...I know what you really mean..:)
I took a girl out to dinner in Burma last year. She ordered 'sushi'.
God but it was a horrible experience. I have a feeling that, should
this happen again, I'll be poking around the dish contents looking
for...tell-tale...markings.
Werewolfy
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04 Aug 2006 07:45:01 PM |
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Whale oil anyone?
"Werewolfy" <thegrimreaper10@lycos.com> wrote in message
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bye wrote:
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
Very dangerous suggestion, Mondo. The world is full of Japanese trawler
boats with sharp harpoons. Mistakes would be the norm.
Werewolfy
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04 Aug 2006 11:18:41 PM |
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bye wrote:
Whale oil anyone?
You guys are awful! (Albeit, funny, :) )
Jane
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bye wrote:
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
Very dangerous suggestion, Mondo. The world is full of Japanese trawler
boats with sharp harpoons. Mistakes would be the norm.
Werewolfy
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04 Aug 2006 11:37:35 PM |
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(Albeit, funny, :) )
You wouldn't think so if you were fat!
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bye wrote:
Whale oil anyone?
You guys are awful! (Albeit, funny, :) )
Jane
"Werewolfy" <thegrimreaper10@lycos.com> wrote in message
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bye wrote:
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
Very dangerous suggestion, Mondo. The world is full of Japanese trawler
boats with sharp harpoons. Mistakes would be the norm.
Werewolfy
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05 Aug 2006 09:53:22 AM |
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bye wrote:
(Albeit, funny, :) )
You wouldn't think so if you were fat!
Actually, I was fat after I quit smoking! My own fault, as it usually
is...medical causes of obesity are few and far between. The solution
was healthy eating and more exercise, as it almost always is.
I would have laughed then, too, as I can always laugh at myself, :)!
Jane
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bye wrote:
Whale oil anyone?
You guys are awful! (Albeit, funny, :) )
Jane
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bye wrote:
They should swim then. A fat person would float nicely.
Very dangerous suggestion, Mondo. The world is full of Japanese trawler
boats with sharp harpoons. Mistakes would be the norm.
Werewolfy
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01 Aug 2006 06:26:06 PM |
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John wrote:
Obese people usually have difficulty walking. Thus they skip the stairs and
also avoid doing any long walks because their legs get tired fast.
-John L.
Ummmm..Well, Yes. They do. don't they?
Pardon me for asking, but are you not stating something so obvious,
something even a backward American would know as a matter of course?
Thank you for the...information. I must remember that things
ressembling mountainous wobbly jellies find walking to be difficult.
Werewolfy
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28 Jul 2006 06:46:01 PM |
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Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=1272810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated when
she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on her way
to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment building when the
elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the woman from the elevator
and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal frightened the woman, who
was amazed she survived.
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Yes, lets. *WHY* did this woman "almost suffocate" when the elevator
got stuck for 30 minutes? Elevators I have seen will accomodate 6
80-kg men (some will handle many more). Six men would use a lot
more air.
WHY did the elevator stop? No indication was given in the article that
the elevator couldn't handle her weight. Nothing was said about other
passengers. What elevator couldn't handle two 60-kg people?
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
Some apartment buildings use stairs as a fire exit and that's all.
Exiting to the stairwell sets off an alarm. You can't get out of
the stairwell except at the ground floor (discouraging thieves from
using it as an entrance), so trying to do anything via the stairs
but exit the building is pointless.
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29 Jul 2006 03:42:39 PM |
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I Jah Rastafari wrote:
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
I would point out (as someone who lives in the southern Arabian Gulf
and has visited Egypt several times) that summer temperatures here are
around the 50F mark. Poorer buildings - of which Egypt has a lot - are
unlikely to include air-conditioned stairways.
There are plenty of fit, healthy people here who would give anything to
be able to walk to work, but can barely make the journey from their
office carpark to the door. Obviously obesity makes things worse -
climing stairs in high heat if you do have health/weight problems is
not a great idea, if you collapsed and fell. In this region people die
of heat exhaustion every day.
I miss walking more than anything, but in an non-A/C building, I'd take
the lift any day.
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30 Jul 2006 08:07:47 PM |
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secretdubai wrote:
I would point out (as someone who lives in the southern Arabian Gulf
and has visited Egypt several times)
Has someone sneaked into Cairo and constructed 'high rise' buildings
whilst I wasn't looking?
Dubai is, of course, very different. The architecture there reflects
it's wealth.
Cairo, like all Egyptian cities, spreads outwards, not upwards. Being
on the 4th floor is about as high as you are likely to get. I don't
think you know a great deal about the standard lifts used in Egypt.
They are lethal things.
The article is suprising however. I've wandered Egypt quite a lot, and
obesity isn't something that one sees a great deal of.
30 minutes is also suprising. I wouldn't expect to see emergency
services at a multiple death road accident for a few hours at best.
Werewolfy
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06 Aug 2006 12:47:39 PM |
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Werewolfy wrote:
The article is suprising however. I've wandered Egypt quite a lot, and
obesity isn't something that one sees a great deal of.
30 minutes is also suprising. I wouldn't expect to see emergency
services at a multiple death road accident for a few hours at best.
That's a point, given what the traffic is like. I've only visited
there, but just from what I saw then - day/night/Fridays - just endless
gridlock. Scary thought trying to get an ambulance through.
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06 Aug 2006 05:37:21 PM |
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secretdubai wrote:
That's a point, given what the traffic is like. I've only visited
there, but just from what I saw then - day/night/Fridays - just endless
gridlock. Scary thought trying to get an ambulance through.
Ah...You do know Cairo! So right Secret, so right. I can't think of
anywhere in the world that compares with the Cairo traffic...and I've
wandered rather a lot of Countries. Manilla comes close though...lethal
place.
It extends out past Giza now...traffic, traffic and more traffic.
Your home, Dubai, is quite something these days. Fantastic place with
architecture that is the envy of the world. Must be the only
International airport with full sized palm trees growing in the
concourse!
Werewolfy
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07 Aug 2006 03:57:56 PM |
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"Werewolfy" <thegrimreaper10@lycos.com> wrote in message
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secretdubai wrote:
That's a point, given what the traffic is like. I've only visited
there, but just from what I saw then - day/night/Fridays - just endless
gridlock. Scary thought trying to get an ambulance through.
Ah...You do know Cairo! So right Secret, so right. I can't think of
anywhere in the world that compares with the Cairo traffic...and I've
wandered rather a lot of Countries. Manilla comes close though...lethal
place.
New Delhi was really bad:((
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07 Aug 2006 05:55:58 PM |
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Ophelia wrote:
New Delhi was really bad:((
I always forget to include India when I discuss traffic, Ophelia. You
are correct...Bombay (Mumbai) and Calcutta were my recent 'discoveries'
in the world of urban transport.
I suppose I forget them, because they are a nightmare..nothing less.
Traffic regulations appear to be a simple, 'Drive wherever you can'.
I avoid India these days...not too much point in visiting when one
mouthful of local food leads to a couple of weeks in the bathroom! When
you do eventually make it onto the streets, it's like an image directly
taken from 'Dante's Inferno'.
Ricky
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08 Aug 2006 02:26:47 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <thegrimreaper10@lycos.com> wrote in message
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Ophelia wrote:
New Delhi was really bad:((
I always forget to include India when I discuss traffic, Ophelia. You
are correct...Bombay (Mumbai) and Calcutta were my recent 'discoveries'
in the world of urban transport.
I suppose I forget them, because they are a nightmare..nothing less.
Traffic regulations appear to be a simple, 'Drive wherever you can'.
I have never actually driven there because I had a driver, but he used to
think nothing of going up the road the 'wrong' way if our way was blocked or
slow. I used to shudder watching the motor scooters holding an entire
family!!! With only the father wearing a helmet!!! Mother would be sitting
behind with an infant in her arms and a child or two standing in front of
the father............sharing the road with camels, oxen, dogs, cows; whole
families living on traffic islands, driving on the left and giving way on
the left...... I think I had better stop right here or I would end up
writing pages...
I avoid India these days...not too much point in visiting when one
mouthful of local food leads to a couple of weeks in the bathroom! When
you do eventually make it onto the streets, it's like an image directly
taken from 'Dante's Inferno'.
I have given up on long haul flights now:( I was unfortunate to have to
live in New Delhi because of work but no longer:))
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08 Aug 2006 05:16:06 AM |
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Ophelia wrote:
I have given up on long haul flights now:( I was unfortunate to have to
live in New Delhi because of work but no longer:))
God, Ophelia! I can't really imagine living there...It's obvious from
your detailed account that you have though...Yes, all of those 'events'
on a daily basis the moment one steps onto the 'road'.
I've just placed a 'slimming advert' in all American newspapers. It is
guaranteed.
Three weeks in India with as much food as you can eat from Street
vendors. That won't be too much...It's unlikely that many will survive
the first day's fare, before my 'natural diet' method comes into
force...;)
Leave USA obese, return skeletal. God, I'll be rich...;)
Ricky
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08 Aug 2006 12:02:02 PM |
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"Werewolfy" <thegrimreaper10@lycos.com> wrote in message
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Ophelia wrote:
I have given up on long haul flights now:( I was unfortunate to have to
live in New Delhi because of work but no longer:))
God, Ophelia! I can't really imagine living there...It's obvious from
your detailed account that you have though...Yes, all of those 'events'
on a daily basis the moment one steps onto the 'road'.
I've just placed a 'slimming advert' in all American newspapers. It is
guaranteed.
Three weeks in India with as much food as you can eat from Street
vendors. That won't be too much...It's unlikely that many will survive
the first day's fare, before my 'natural diet' method comes into
force...;)
Leave USA obese, return skeletal. God, I'll be rich...;)
LOL
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I have a friend that I would classify as morbidly obese, who got stuck in
the stairwell at her house one day. Several firefighters had to pull her
out.
One would expect her to have been mortified by embarassment, but she kept
telling me all about it and about how cute all the firefighters were.
Mind boggling, really...
"I Jah Rastafari" <juliankemper@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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X-No-Archive:
Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=1272810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated when
she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on her way
to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment building when the
elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the woman from the elevator
and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal frightened the woman, who
was amazed she survived.
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
How many rescue workers & how much money did it cost to rescue her?
The ordeal "frightened" her? Did it frighten her enough to drop some
weight, adopt a healthy lifestyle and take the stairs next time? I'll
give you three guesses (the first two don't count).
She was "amazed" that she survived? After just 30 minutes? Talk about
your lowered expectations!
Pfft .... pass de spliffy.....
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08 Aug 2006 05:19:09 AM |
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Lori wrote:
One would expect her to have been mortified by embarassment, but she kept
telling me all about it and about how cute all the firefighters were.
Mind boggling, really...
That's exactly the problem, Lori. No shame.
There really should not be a group called 'fat acceptance' at all. It's
a mis-nomer, and an encouragement for people to gather around a table
laden with cream buns.
Ugh.
Werewolfy
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08 Aug 2006 02:32:59 PM |
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X-No-Archive: Obesity is undertakers' fresh burden
Jamie Doward, home affairs editor, Sunday August 6, 2006, The Observer
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1838345,00.html
The obesity crisis is lengthening the final journey of larger Britons.
Undertakers say they are having to transport an increasing number of
stouter clients hundreds of miles before they can be cremated because
only a handful of Britain's 250 crematoriums can take bodies heavier
than 25 stone. 'It is becoming a problem,' said Alan Slater, chief
executive of the National Association of Funeral Directors. 'We are
seeing more of these exceptional cases.'
Anticipating the phenomenon, Lewisham council ordered a larger-than-
average furnace - a 'cremator' - from America. Measuring 44ins wide,
29ins high and 109ins long, it can accommodate even the largest coffin.
'Although Lewisham does not have a particular problem with obesity, we
considered the national trend and bought one that would take the
largest coffins,' said deputy mayor Heidi Alexander. 'As a result, we
have requests from around the country to take coffins when local
services cannot accommodate. '
Lewisham's crematorium has taken coffins from as far away as the West
Midlands and Gloucester. Transporting the corpse can add up to =A3500 to
a funeral bill, an unexpected extra expense that has upset bereaved
families.
'The death of a loved one is a very difficult time for people and
having to make special arrangements for cremation can only add to the
ordeal,' Alexander said. 'The issues surrounding obesity have been in
the headlines a lot recently but the problem has been gradually
worsening over a number of years.'
Nearly three-quarters of Britons opt for a cremation when they die.
Around 430,000 choose to be cremated in Britain each year. Duncan
McCallum, secretary of the Federation of British Crematorium
Authorities said: 'Over the next few years a significant number of
crematoria are having to replace their cremators and we expect many
will consider at least one large version.'
How ironic we now have to import extra large crematoria from the States
along with their dreaded Big Mac and extra large French Fries!
Werewolfy wrote:
Lori wrote:
One would expect her to have been mortified by embarassment, but she ke=
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telling me all about it and about how cute all the firefighters were.
Mind boggling, really...
That's exactly the problem, Lori. No shame.
There really should not be a group called 'fat acceptance' at all. It's
a mis-nomer, and an encouragement for people to gather around a table
laden with cream buns.
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Ugh.
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<juliankemper@hotmail.com> wrote:
X-No-Archive:
Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=1272810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated when
she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on her way
to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment building when the
elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the woman from the elevator
and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal frightened the woman, who
was amazed she survived
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Simple enough. She was not accustomed to going that long with no
refill of the doughnut dish.
Hines
Her friend was on the 4th floor but she decided to use the elevator
instead of walking. Gee ... She's obese? I wonder why? Hmmmmm.....
How many rescue workers & how much money did it cost to rescue her?
The ordeal "frightened" her? Did it frighten her enough to drop some
weight, adopt a healthy lifestyle and take the stairs next time? I'll
give you three guesses (the first two don't count).
She was "amazed" that she survived? After just 30 minutes? Talk about
your lowered expectations!
Pfft .... pass de spliffy.....
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| User: "Lady Veteran" |
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| Title: Re: Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator |
29 Jul 2006 02:52:18 PM |
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On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:06:57 -0700, wrote:
On 28 Jul 2006 05:52:08 -0700, "I Jah Rastafari"
<juliankemper@hotmail.com> wrote:
X-No-Archive:
Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator
By Hanan Al-Saadoun,Staff Reporter
http://www.kuwaittimes.net/Navariednews.asp?dismode=article&artid=12
72810486
KUWAIT: A 120-kilogram Egyptian woman in her 50s almost suffocated
when she got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes. The woman was on
her way to visit a friend on the fourth floor of an apartment
building when the elevator stopped. Rescue workers rescued the
woman from the elevator and rushed her to the hospital. The ordeal
frightened the woman, who was amazed she survived
Lets take a few moments to analyse this shall we?
Simple enough. She was not accustomed to going that long with no
refill of the doughnut dish.
Hines
Right, and you are so proud of your stupidity you have to show it off
at every opportunity.
Got it.
LV
I rode a tank and wore a General's rank-When the blitzkrieg raged and
the bodies stank.- - - Rolling Stones-Sympathy for the Devil
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator |
29 Jul 2006 01:42:12 AM |
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Hines wrote:
Simple enough. She was not accustomed to going that long with no
refill of the doughnut dish.
Hines
That is the probable cause of her...demise, no doubt. In the three
months that I have been back here, (England) I'm still horrified by the
standard waddly appearance of the women..especially young girls.
Being summer, matters are worse. They have no shame apparantly, and
wear the most ridiculous clothing, exposing layers of seal blubber.
Yes, 30 minutes without a bag of cream buns would be more than enough
to cause her departure.
My God, but these women have...grown... in the past twenty years.
Incidently...Why is it compulsory (well, it seems so) for women to be
tattoed?
Between that, and their size...going out in the summer is not the
pleasure it once was
It's a nightmare really. I've also noticed how verbally loud the gender
has become. They shout a lot, screech incessently at their brood of
children and have lost any idea of social grace.
Werewolfy
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| User: "Lady Veteran" |
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| Title: Re: Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator |
29 Jul 2006 02:54:43 PM |
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On 28 Jul 2006 23:42:12 -0700, wrote:
Hines wrote:
Simple enough. She was not accustomed to going that long with no
refill of the doughnut dish.
Hines
That is the probable cause of her...demise, no doubt. In the three
months that I have been back here, (England) I'm still horrified by
the standard waddly appearance of the women..especially young girls.
Being summer, matters are worse. They have no shame apparantly, and
wear the most ridiculous clothing, exposing layers of seal blubber.
Yes, 30 minutes without a bag of cream buns would be more than
enough to cause her departure.
My God, but these women have...grown... in the past twenty years.
Incidently...Why is it compulsory (well, it seems so) for women to
be tattoed?
Between that, and their size...going out in the summer is not the
pleasure it once was
It's a nightmare really. I've also noticed how verbally loud the
gender has become. They shout a lot, screech incessently at their
brood of
children and have lost any idea of social grace.
Werewolfy
Perhaps you should stay celibate. The world would be much better off
and the women in the UK will not be traumatized by your buffoonery.
LV
I rode a tank and wore a General's rank-When the blitzkrieg raged and
the bodies stank.- - - Rolling Stones-Sympathy for the Devil
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| User: "Ophelia" |
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| Title: Re: Obese woman nearly dies in stuck elevator |
29 Jul 2006 04:53:53 AM |
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Werewolfy wrote:
It's a nightmare really. I've also noticed how verbally loud the
gender has become. They shout a lot, screech incessently at their
brood of children and have lost any idea of social grace.
Indeed! I shudder when I hear them bellowing at those babies:((((
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