opposite steering
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backyard cricket
at th kuta house
two weeks ago
a party for th other
daughter of th house
yesterday
we celebrated th younger one
last party
i went out for
two ducks
first ball
by jennifer's bowling
yesterday
jen wouldnt play
she got girlie
and i went out twice
for hitting sixes
over th fence
and did at least half th bowling
weird
+++
my jenny's not allowed to touch th ball today
been battin brilliant
so yur not playin either
hmmm
+++
"caught a few ppl out"
i could catch th ball yesterday
long before jen arrived late
"without her girlfriend"
+++
bowled a couple clean
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spin bowling with a tennis ball
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neighbours
from both sides
throwin balls back over th fence
th back yard was
covered with balls
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"i cant believe i"
"slid down th bank"
"and still caught that ball"
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opposite steering
slow speed
turn left to go left
high speed
turn right to go left
gp motorcycle racing's on telly today
+++
"girls bikes"
"count th wheels"
+++
"so a unicycle tips in"
"like a motorbike"
kinda
+++
been raining all morning here
looks we got more than our
two inches of rain
to put some usefull
water in th dam up th road
th creeks will be running
+++
hey senior
did he show ya that gourgeous photo
with th reflection
colours so fine
i flipped it upside dwon and said
hey junior lookit that
just out of sight
+++
th non reflected image
was dull greens and
brown
typical aussie scene
it's reflection
in th water
was vivid greens and
lovely hued blues
+++
make sure ya give me back my phone cable
before ya's *****
+++
one shot
junior was showin senior
yesterday
a sunset thru a plant
really nice man
+++
"mary's had a boy"
+++
didnt think it was gunna be a little lamb
+++
"a future king"
+++
birthday boy
casey stoner just hit th screen
"go hard man"
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
he was talkin to mick doohan
+++
"well i'd call mick doohan a king"
"how many championships he win ?"
+++
love th new vb ad
+++
..
..
..
some time later
bugger
stoner fell off
+++
th young fella gave me back my phone line
tried this talkin thing
i dont think so
was singin last night
+++
nice photo finish
+++
"pedrosa's got th championship"
+++
and that makes 600 race victories for honda
+++
wow
gibernau talked on th grid
to th cameras
+++
"to mick"
+++
smoke yur drugs and shutup
+++
..
..
..
some time later
+++
"Q1 tower's opened yesterday paulie"
worlds tallest residential tower
"how long will it keep th title ?"
+++
cmon rossi
+++
on ya rossi
+++
go go gadget unicycle
+++
"that's riverton"
"this's lawnton"
+++
"asio's hiring"
+++
boofie hair weather
+++
"gourgeous hair girl on friday night"
"shock of curls"
and a nice tipper hey jenny ?
"dragged her man back with er to tip in"
ok
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
they're sayin we got
a coupel of weeks worth of water and maybe
a coupel months worth of water
still to come
in th runoff
+++
"with more rain predicted for tomorrow"
know what i think of their predictions
+++
little brother's off
havin dinner at his mate's house
"cept he's chosen a female name now"
still with his wife isn't he ?
+++
was bitchin
now th other's one's fuckin come out
ok little brother
"he'll ***** my sarongs have been gettin shorter"
fuckim
+++
cake
'short skirt long jacket'
+++
"thanks media player"
+++
"blew jen's mind last night"
she should remember
there's also a man locked in this head
+++
"she was menstrual and face breaking out"
"i made cluckin noises"
so are ya comin out to play cricket or not ya mad *****
+++
i'll take that as a no then
+++
i bowled a coupel at yur mother
didnt even aim for th head
+++
cartman
'carls mom's a *****'
+++
well mostly
+++
told her i was
you know
+++
george carlin
'how's everybody doin ?'
+++
we're goin ok
think paulie left jenny at home
+++
"ah no"
"he's inside yackin to th chicks"
+++
jewel
'grey matter'
+++
why cant i go home now master baines ?
i took ya home before
and picked up yer amp
and axe
"which th big fella turned down"
not before it got
out there
+++
why's she tellin us which bedroom she's in ?
"thin glass"
<<< smile >>>
+++
we're only comin inside
and
bein quieter
if we can smoke
otherwise we'll stay here in th laundry
[deleted]
all apologies
+++
we're just havin an
old ppl's meeting in th laundry
+++
pj harvey
'teclo'
+++
nickelback
'how you remind me'
+++
senior and i had a chat
+++
i admit
sheryl and i
were sittin pretty damn close
but my last girfriends name was sheryl
i dont think so
ya know
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'***** chin mi gurlflen'
+++
hey big al
we had more fun when we put th guitar away
and resorted to th classics
dropped back to seventies music
+++
cat stevens
'into white'
+++
"a fine example"
+++
someone asked me to sing
neil diamond on friday night
in th street
"something different"
+++
"cant talk today"
raspy
+++
had a few ppl
demanding i sing
friday night
at different tiems
just waitin for it to come
around
on th guitars
and th drum
when th pack
gells
is a lot easier to sing loud
+++
city high
'what would you do'
+++
"pack another cone"
+++
it mighta gone elevator music
fucked if i know
i dont have to listen to it
+++
was kinda nice
our collective vibe was described
a mellow vibe
would wanna be
th strete was surging
+++
fleetwood mac
'tusk'
+++
"just tell me that you want me high"
"We do our own version"
+++
?
'say you love me'
+++
ya cluey *****
you know i dont
bring my unicycle personality with me
when i sing
th uni is
somewhere around here
nowhere near me
ah know man
he smilin because
both him and i can
jump gutters
i'll show ya how to get on properly
if you wanna attempt
no
you dont have to do like i just did
my turn to jump th gutter
couldnt resist
+++
violent femmes
'country death song'
+++
"and back to th singin"
+++
sunday evening
thoughts of
friday and saturday nights
still whirling round my head
+++
well diary
i took a gouge out of a post again
"got a sore hip"
cut that one a bit fine
wrong rhythm for that section
ah me
for an mp3 player
only got two radio stations
on th dinky little radio
so not much choice of travellin music
rode thru th mall
where i'm not supposed to be
and stuffed my wheel thru th nightclubbin crowd
+++
"i love those trees outside that riverside eatery"
ya not supposed to ride
through em jennifer
+++
pink floyd
'pigs on the wing pt 1'
+++
"you sayin i'm not caring for th trees ?"
+++
"***** th trees"
"it's fun to do"
+++
a pretty girl smiled
is that yur excuse ?
+++
cat stevens
'father and son'
+++
"no"
"i rode my unicycle to stay at th same pace as my son"
"on a bicycle"
and then a
pretty girl smiled
"well it's better than th opposite"
+++
nirvana
'something in the way'
+++
i came out of th posts
and
lost traction
i aint gunna get round that post
th next in th set
and there are
three chicks i gotta get around
and get round that post
before they block my path
or will i
brake momentum and
wait till they clear my next obstacle
"or worst case scenario"
"scrub that post"
***** it
we go for it
+++
dead silence
+++
over size tyre
howls in protest
th girls check their progress
which gives me th rest of th room i need
i even have time
to put in an extra zig
"zag"
+++
jewel
'sometimes it be that way'
+++
is it a unicycle trick
to slalom th street furniture
you want a fucking trick
arent broad sliding unicycle tyre's good enough for you
here
you do me a trick
+++
fuckheads
appear everywhere
+++
city high
'caramel'
+++
th street furniture
in th city
mid evening and
alive with sprites
"ppl paulie"
mindless missiles
some of which are
malicious
and want th wheel to fall down
even if they have to push it down
fortunately
they are few in number and
i no longer write about them
and in truth
far fewer seem capable
+++
ah *****
i ad to opposite steer
zigged when i shoulda zagged
i turned left
th fuckin wheel went right
ok
recalcitrant wheel
downhill
in th speed slalom section
of th forbidden mall
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?
'give me back my money you *****'
+++
now that was a crash worth having
+++
stupid body
pretend it's got a motor
and two wheels
and opposite steer
um jenny
remind not to pick that music thru there again ok
"yeah right"
"it's got a bump in it"
"got airborne and"
"when it came down"
"Was nicer than a gutter jump"
loose as
"not stickin to th ground"
suspension
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
"well it has stopped i guess"
this is where i came in
+++
"mountain biek suspension"
hmm
th lad has come home for a while
he could use another project
"there are two"
"countem two dead motor vehicles in there now"
waitin on parts for both of em
+++
not birthing this unicycle on an exgirlfriends birthday
"or a future one"
+++
regurgitator
'blubber boy'(riding the wave of fashion)
+++
"not lately"
"paulie rebelled"
+++
"i keep appearing in dirty clothes"
"i apologize"
"th boy in me"
"is a *****"
yu got to sing both nights
"a nice *****"
+++
..
..
..
"jenny"
+
paulie
=
the land surfer
+++
p.s.
so they've both come out to ya hey
+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++
and ya told him you;ve been thru this before
had to be yur mate
that looks exactly liek me hey
+++
"he's got a smile on his face"
i'm watchin th tv
vizard skit
two gay air hosties
"male"
hmm
+++
timing
50 years of tv
show
+++
we miss ya dodgie brothers
+++
"aunty jack"
+++
dame edna
+++
"she's still alive"
+++
nuthin a half brick cant fix
+++
"i hate you when yur nuts are sore"
+++
"you can wait till th end of th song"
+++
maybe he just found it easier to come out to you
he's not th first
bit rough
th other mate did too
+++
city high
'cats and dogs'
+++
i blame th hormones man
+++
dont eat th chicken
"or"
+++
k's choice
'i'm not an addict'
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<<<smiel >>>
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