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well there ya go jen
yur dealer's run out too
"if i dont get any"
"i aint doin th party on th weekend"
well that goes without saying
there'll be women there
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"will i have to wait till friday ?"
hope not
if it's friday arv
you may
still not go out saturday
"bugger"
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th trials and tribulations of life
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all music on
shuffle on
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presidents of the united states
'body'
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hmm
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"bloody testicles"
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ac dc
'shot down in flames'
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havent seen this song pop up in a while
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ring yur dealer
and no pot
sorry
not that they say that of course
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little brother and his young fella
were a little late walkin thru th door
been out lookin at a
smick xc falcon
he's serious about this
that's about th tenth one
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"could ya imagine th shitfight"
"if our dealer went out of business"
dont get paranoid
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arlo guthrie
'ring around a rosy rag'
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<<< smile >>>
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"it could happen to us one day"
day four th testicles go spare
"we'd survive"
yeah but
the psychic emanations would be feirce
"not my problem"
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mik
'blues revenge'
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"*****"
no comment
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kylie minogue
'slow'
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"what does windows know about blue balls ?"
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what do women know about blue balls ?
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"got me there"
"i dont look after em any better than real women"
u said it
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"i dont take th body dirty dancing anymore paulie"
good
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what do ya want?
a fucking medal ?
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machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
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you ***** too
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"i'm sorry th pains's rising"
"two days so far"
ya had poor man's hash last night
"dont make me laugh"
there's always masturbation
"you gunna keep up with it ?"
no
once a day is good living
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"Accomodation"
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"homer simpson said he'd masturbated"
"liek three billion times on show last last"
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"paulei"
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sorry
i've wandered off
"i'll change th subject"
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at least pot is cheaper than chicks
"and then th unicycle makes em numb"
hmmm
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mik
'blues revenge'
+++
bull *****
not again
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george carlin
'eupemisms'
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"paulie"
it wont come up a third time
"my fingers are crossed"
we not that lcuky
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"and george carlin talkin about shell shock"
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blues revenge is
what we got twig of
kuta beach on
all those years ago
"i'm not stoned "
"i cant look"
th gift still works
"yeah but th pain"
is this why you asked for a pack of pens this afternoon ?
"i dont know"
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if it pops up a third time
we go offline
we write in pen in an exercise pad
"agreed"
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"do i have to remind you we ran out of dope"
"two weeks before kuta beach"
when we rode over kuta
"unicycled"
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presidents of the united states
'we are not going to make it'
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"we did"
barely
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"i'm not gunna bite at this"
if we get a week of it
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?
'10tomorrow'
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madness i think th band is
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"i'm gunna sink into that"
bein psychic can be fucked
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"let's see if th pot comes online at ten tomorrow"
that;d be funny
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"cept we usually have visions sideways of th bad things"
"not generally th good things"
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nirvana
'all apologies'
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"th testicles are hoverin around level four goin on five"
nine and we take th heroin overdose
"agreed"
+++
not goin thru that again
painful when yur heart stops from
pain shock
never forgive you mik
makin me live in a house
with a woman i aint fuckin
you got no excuse
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"deaf fucker"
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pleaded with ya
to live UNDER th house
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"and he said we make too much of it"
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i dunno
i dont put th pain levels in my diary real often
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"always there"
fuckin pheremones
"what it is to be an animal"
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bill hicks
'quiet loner'
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"ha fuckin ha"
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regurgitator
'young bodies heal quickly'
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so does mine
"all that unicycling will do that"
umm
somethin else drivin my body
got a puberty problem
i'm 43
"you know karma will make us live to two hundred"
*****
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"we're gunna have to shitcan this thing"
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deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
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"paulie"
we came too close to th line
predictin th last bombings babe
"no ***** listened anyway"
true enough
but
you generally
predict by opposites
"yeah it dont look good"
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shakespeare newsgroup
about a week before th london bombings
"dumb poms"
+++
at least
we got in th record
that prediction of
paul mc cartneys death date
in a newsgroup of his name
and
"one day out"
"<<< Smile >>>"
and he announces to th world
he gunna have another kid
in his fuckin sixtys
"so glad that one's in th record"
"got somethin to point at"
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steppenwolf
'born to be wild'
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"could we do this with ppl starin over our shoulder ?"
makin comment we cant avoid ya mean
"yeah"
probly not
"but th gift's trained"
"We did operant conditioning"
"it aint gunna go away"
we could become human again
pursuit of money and all that
"you mean use th gift to make money"
"we've always avoided that"
"*****"
"we didnt even ask for money from all that singin"
"are ya comin next week paulie ?"
no
no money
it's a problem
migrate to new guinea
and live in th hills
our section of th family
only ones who havent doen it
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kevin bloody wilson
'stack the fridge'
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bloody hot there
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"i saw we'd prove psychic was real"
"i didnt see th side effects"
dont see evrything
fuckin televisiongivin
a real distorted view of
psychic world
"like what am i thinking now ?"
test you first
hit him in th face with a baseball bat
u less psychic than i am
ya didnt duck
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bill hicks
'hooligans'
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you really wanna leave th country ?
"i'm a black fella here"
not to everybody
not all bad
+++
the kinks
'where have all the good times gone'
+++
hmm
"trains th gift"
sure does
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u fuckheads worship
nostradamus
we'll conduct our own experiments
"that work"
+++
"gunna ***** th inside of our nose"
"puttin vicks vaporub in there"
helps with th pheremones
"stripping th lining"
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try vegemite
maybe we burn th fucker out
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garbage
'milk'(massive attack remix)
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"if we had a bigger audience"
"we'd be prone to their ridiculous thoughts"
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been four years jenny
not happenin any time soon
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"you dont want it to happen"
it'd end our experiment
"no , we'd just take it offline"
"and give our output to asio"
you trust intelligence weenies ?
"i dont trust their intelligence"
"or they woulda known same info we did"
"before last one"
they love their technology
"let em down bad"
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th record shows i tried to warn ya
just cause you havent seen it yet
dont mean *****
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"read th fuckin record"
"proved psychic existence four years ago"
still think we make twnety years without bein discovered
"they cant be that fuckin dumb"
yes they can
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"i dont know what i'm feeling paulie"
cant get past th pain
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Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From (REMIX)'
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neither do i
generally
if i see it
it's gunna happen
wot can ya do ?
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"only one thing i wanna continue watchin for"
"dinosaur killer meteor"
"figure i'll get massive warning"
"want my progeny to survive"
even if we cant fight white ***** for access
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i dont wanna see any more disasters
"have ya got a choice ?"
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not really
less yur sick of surfin on th unicycle
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the kinks
'i need you'
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no i dont
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"i dont like livin in pain paulie"
you've had it good lately jenny
"you wanna go back and read our diary"
"from a week before london bombings ?"
***** no
"well"
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depeche mode
'personal jesus'
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yur not helpin me god
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"kept us inivisible for four years"
that a good thing or a bad thing ?
"is man gunna leave th planet and attain th stars without acknowledging"
"physics well wrong"
"doesnt explain psychic phenomena"
no
we've seen that
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stuck on a god forsaken planet
with a bunch of three year olds
arguin over a bit of dirt
look up cunts
dirt in every fuckin direction
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"wot they find on that star we tagged ?"
we dont go there till we got decent weapons
"rather find primitive life planets"
"and drop a big rock in th ocean"
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david essex
'rock on'
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thing is
are we alone ?
and
we just petri dish scum
havent escaped our petri dish
still in planet system
we are primitive life
"not happy jan"
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"stay away fuckers"
"mindzap you"
dont think migraines will keep em away if they come babe
"i keep improving"
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course
we've gone about this all wrong
"maybe"
"gave us time to rack up"
"large evidence trail"
"harder to destroy"
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jewel
'cleveland'
+++
you can show truth
to somebody
and they
refuse to look
you never get 100%
believe any fcukin thing
"care factor"
"i'll shove it down their fuckin throat"
"specially if my nuts are goin spare like now"
+++
still slip past
intelligence gatherers
"stickin"
"kill george bush in last premontions"
"didnt ring any alarms"
"british downgraded security"
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cake
'never there'
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"that;s right"
"you didnt have any warning"
"crap"
+++
dash head against wall
till brains leak out
no more psychic visions
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"20 years ?"
till death
"might be sooner than i think"
relief
+++
if we are aboriginal
and not just
look it
and dont know real father
we dont have 20 years
read statistics
"think i'm glad of that"
"<<< smile >>>"
+++
city high
'caramel'
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hmmm
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"i'm caramel'
+++
and psychic
+++
prove it
any time
any where
but not play yur games
"skeptic games"
intimi fuckin dation is what it is
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"curse you skeptic fuckers"
careful
our curse is deadly
"aboriginal witch doctor"
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"have more trouble readin my future than yours"
"dont ask"
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testicle curse is not nice
"purple convinced it's th seat of our power"
and you think ?
"i dint have th sexchange"
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the kinks
'dandy'
+++
thanks
"just dandy hey ?"
"<<< smile >>>"
+++
"i'll die with em"
"magic nuts"
"go spare when lots of ppl gunna die on other side of th world"
or close to home
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fuckin dateline
dont know what fuckin day i'm seein some times
our news report in oz
will mention somethin
but it's th day earlier
other side of th world
"and we get it a week early"
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bill hicks
'great times on drugs'
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without too much pain
"i dunno man"
"we chewed thru some last july"
"still in massive pain"
had to borrow to pay for it
+++
"still payin"
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"so glad that paul mc cartney thing is still sittin in a server"
gotta love th internet
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we needed to have that one
straight prediction
100% wrong
"and a day out"
he was in england wasnt he ?
other side of th fuckin world
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"WITH A FUCKING DATE"
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pipped nostradamus
"dont mention that fuckin amateur to me"
+++
ah leave em
they rather read th past
and massage it to fit
+++
"after translatin it"
yeah
fuckheads
translate me
ya lose at least half
+++
bill hicks
'greetings'
+++
windows lovin bill tonight
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massive attack
'safe from harm'
+++
well
if it's close
and ya know me
and ya know it's comin
"cause ya read me"
go where i go
+++
"if th petrol dont cost a fuckin fortune"
yeah that'd be a pisser
"if it was urgent enough"
"we'd leave on th unicycle"
and head for th mountains
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thing is
would we tell
YOU
+++
"dont know if yur worth tellin"
"no offense"
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too many of us dumb humans
live fo rmoney
see psychic visions
"ncie little flutter on th stock market"
yeah but
that's tracable jenny
i'd um
lock up ppl like that
twenty years maybe
"if they're willin to punt money on it"
then they believed
"and deserve to die"
one day they'll find any fuckers that have done that
ya leave electronic traces everywhere
"bet ya they thought they were smart"
yeah well
+++
i'm bettin there was at least one
+++
kylie minogue
'track no09'
+++
why is it ?
there two copies of every one of these songs
off this album
and it nearly always fuckin plays
th un named ones
+++
"i see"
"i feel for you"
+++
"this magic diary make a good book one day paulie"
"mark latham published his diaries"
is ours more shockin than his ?
"oh yeah"
+++
four years and still runnin strong
"we're well into our fifth year"
+++
longer we go
dumber they look
+++
"and more evidence we collect"
+++
george
'special ones'
+++
i figure we're all
some degree of psychic
but you dont have my sensitive testicles
oz doctors are pretty sure
i'm one in
"four billion"
cant be right can they ?
+++
maybe my son will have it
although to what degree
i dunno
his mother was psychic too
+++
"we not gunna be that easy to replace are we paulie ?"
+++
right
let's go pirate some music
"can we use our gift ?"
absolutely
+++
george
'run'
+++
hmm
+++
"when we hit five years"
"i'm gunna buy a huge block of hash"
i'm with ya there kid
later pudknockers
..
..
..
uncle jenny
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p.s.
that paul mc cartney premonition is th one i like best
"shows how we do it"
we stuck our neck out that time didnt we ?
posted a date
doin nostradamus one better
not all that fond of im
he'll die on this date
"one day after th date"
"he announces to th world"
"new life from his loins"
"<<< smile >>>"
"just click on th little x in th top right corner"
"sleep peaceful"
"nuthin to see here"
"i reject yur reality"
"you;re a fuckhead"
..
..
..
"pirate jenny"
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