paulie wants his hand back
+++
i know it's a bore
but he wants a durrie
and he neds two hands to roll it
+++
im not goin singin tonight
downloadin
sade
sweetest taboo
+++
when ya share with th government
ya send a copy to th net
for insurance
+++
"gunna let me talk ?"
sorry
+++
paulie
lurks in th background
th background personality
bit liek robbie at parties
quiet
doesnt say much
listens to everything
comments later
i sometimes
dont know how i feel
about a thing
till days later
when my other half
takes to me to task
in our memory mapped file
+++
gotta be on th edge
+++
"clipped posts on th unicycle last night"
"sore bits"
"still making themselves known"
ok i'll stretch soon
+++
ya cant beat yoga
it's in every
thing
+++
ted mulry gang
'jump in my car'
+++
ahead
wot is ahead ?
+++
i'm investigating
time
and space
"and gravity"
+++
falling forward i
ride th front of th flywheel
a point just past
th balance point
to maintain forward motion
i constantly accelerate
+++
some zen thousand kilometres later
discretion is achieved
the balance
point
is far larger
and far more mysterious
than just getting
from this post
to that post
+++
skatebowl on screen
<<< smile >>>
that first time
i rode over th edge
of th skatebowl combing
on a unicycle
+++
"scuse i"
..
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paulei wants some drugs
brb
..
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i thought you wanted to ride th concrete drains tomorrrow ?
"i do"
"if they;re still runnin"
"nice slippery mossy"
wet
fly on th unicycle
+++
edge runnin
+++
"ya havent been th same since ya learned how to masturbate"
leave me alone
+++
"and i dont cut you slack right"
+++
she gave you a ride too
+++
after this song downloads you can play
+++
"oil th unicycle before ya take it out next time"
"fuckin squeeky pedals"
"forewarning pedestrians"
"and no music in th ears"
it was a nice ride man
"ya dont ride yur ***** till she's nice and wet"
alright already paulie
"i already asked once"
+++
"paulie wants his hand back"
+++
or give me tailor made
i;d sing in th strete jane
will ya hurry up and get off *****
i wanna go nightclubbin
and my hands are too slow
th lesbian blues
cause ya know right
if it;s a good one
you'll never get to th club
"cause she'll want another one"
+++
least she doesnt take batteries to bed
"every time"
ever
+++
no seriously jane
he wants to roll a smoke
heard yur son call ya jane before
<<<smiel >>>
ah man
+++
i shed a coupel of tears
best orgasm i;ve had in eighteen months
***** it was raining hard outside
+++
took yur advice and
took th sideburns off
with a loose
hairtie and
th young fella's
pirate pistol
nice replica little dude
pirate jenny's pretty easy to pull off
+++
"yur a sick ***** jennifer"
im not as bad as th other jennifer
"says you"
+++
"besides"
"i;ve never been easy"
dont have five ex girlfriends
sittin at one table at th pub
bitchin about ya otherwise
+++
"will i ever live that down ?"
i heard it at th pub
at little brother's fourtieth
+++
hey mik
+++
"that all you got to say"
that's about it
+++
deaf ***** five
"agreed"
+++
deaf ***** four
was actually deaf
+++
"and deaf ***** six is sittin downstairs so"
pooh is deaf ***** seven
+++
"ok"
+++
who am i paulie ?
"deaf ***** three"
can i watch blokes world ?
+++
ok i'll turn it off
i just saw a girls bike
"two wheels"
+++
"well i did arrive with a motorcycle club tshirt on"
candelini wants his hand
back
+++
"so ya look like paris hilton now"
"its fetching"
+++
it's changed th shape of yur face
i already know how pretty you are
+++
sade
'sweetest taboo'
+++
cant wait to squidge down th road to this
+++
only ever heard it once
whiel i was out ridin a wheel
and cartin a radio
quiet enough that
i'll probly hear some chick whingin
i thought that was a girl
as i dance by
lost in th music
get over it
you too could have grace
if ya practised real hard
havent you ever seen a person with real
grace
before
dancing in th surf
on a unicycle
+++
well
yur not alone
no-one else did either
+++
is it
a clown in th surf
on a unicycle
or
is it zen ?
two foot wheel
in a foot of surf
i'm th wrong colour
you wont have seen pictures
only th tourists take photos
dancing to music
and
dead smooth
cutting thru th waves
on half a bicycle
27 inch
skinny as tyre
a semi racer wheel
but that's
too deep
but it'll travel clean thru two foot of water
to catch a wave
and get a little turbo boost
th whtie water churning away
makin a cavitation zone
and we're in it
bein helped along and
dead fuckin slippery
in th bubbles
riding th edge of th wave
twisting and turning and
i come too close to th crowd
to hear a girl complaining
*****
i thought that was a girl
wot's stoppin you goin out and doin it
nothin
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jenny
+
"paulie"
=
land surfer dude
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