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Pissing in potplants for beginners
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a syringe may be in order
hey psychic blog
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coldplay
'the scientist'
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nice comment man
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tooled to th shop
this arv
on th monoshock
unicycle
no crashes to report
ho hum
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should of added A SIXPACK
of bourbon
th three cones of marijuana didnt seem
to affect flight adversely
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and th music was good
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saw one chick dripping
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laurie anderson
'sweaters'
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u look a little hot
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oh
i was wearin a shirt
i apologise
my sixpack disguised
she's given me a fey look
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i care
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th bald tyre
carried th beast
over th traffic island
same as
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yeah i wanna bag
to carry
a loaf of bread
and two rashers of bacon home
i'm on one wheel
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foo fighters
'learn to fly'
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th council
zot bless em
have destroyed my track
under th big trees
new road base gravel and
they're puttin in
concrete path
down th steep hill bit
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***** man
it never ends
ya find somewhere
challenging to ride and
th fuckers come in
and
tame it
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i contented my self with
divin off th bitumen
and back onto th
gravel and grass
with bad enough timing
i made a few cars slow down
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not looking
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no mirror
no hands
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ridin th joy stick
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enough already
ya mad unicycle
i took ya for a fuckin ride
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not enough
street furniture
from home to th shop
th beast just
startin to get warmed upa nd
oh hey i'm home
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smashing pumpkins
'1979'
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but i did get a good slide
on th driveway
behind th car
in my pullup that
made me kinda wet
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ya satisfied now nippleclamp ?
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i was smokin drugs
with yr
fabricator
earlier in th day
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talkin weed and
girls bikes
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two wheeled beasts
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shudder
scuse i
think i'm gunna be sick
more drugs over here ...
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think i agreed
to kill that guy
take his contract and
write a suitable death curse for im
about seven days before he dies
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it's fitting
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jewel
'sometimes it be that way'
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a confirmed
skeptic
i have to do it
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yur prize isnt
big enough
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to stop me writin yr death curse
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my rules mate
+++
finally
someone i can threaten with death
and not have th pigs
roll up to th door
with a police protection order
how very tiring
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no piece of paper
gunna save him
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with his
skeptic ways
so well noted and
my record for
nasty predictive services
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now lessee
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christopher skase
i dragged to his death
behind my car
in this book
a week
before he died
of natural causes
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i inform th tome
to give me a tickle
at th right time
to write
something suitable
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in my own good time
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me
'too slow'
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ah well
+++
long as it kills eventually
+++
it;s all good
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dirty deeds done dirt cheap
+++
need somethin special
to whack a skeptic
+++
maybe if i take his head off
with a cricket bat
a week before he dies
+++
this is for
harming low level psychics
+++
although
less than
2000 k's away
i can probly take ya
barebrained
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is sneakier
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and how i learned to ride my gift
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***** man
another ***** i dont like
has bitten th dust
a week after i went spare about him
at th pub
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motorcycle
thru a tree
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bob marley
'jammin'
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might be
somethin to this curse my little brother calls
th seven day curse
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one day i'll
find a way to
understand it
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fit with
th land
we live in
ancient kadaitcha man
powers
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th witchdoctor has dropped another one
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36
in my most recent psychic kill
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small by my standards
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hardly worth th
guilt session
with notepad
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 13'
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we thought th
blowback
would drown darwin
was far to th right of darwin
and did much good watering of th land
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track 13
would be to th right of
new guinea then
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track 10 hit th cape
and slid down th coast
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and th main thrust
went straight into jakarta
central
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fit my travel warning
for indonesia
public and
vocal
seven days earlier
beautifully
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so many disasters
to write clues to
i
pick and choose
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"wot i can use"
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the cranberries
'no need to argue'
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cant use my magic
to make money and
validation is
impossible in this fucked up world
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it demands
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take psychic kills in leau
rack up th tally
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cant be
altruistic
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but i worry
creature of balance
i have to balance
my magic
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but that *****
i'm gunna whack regardless
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because he doesnt believe
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?
'track 4'
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only vaguely
need yr name
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dr azahari
we got on day twelve
usin just
dr death
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i'll write my clues
as vague as i fuckin well pls and
have u ever written clues to a
terrorist act
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four times and
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it doesnt get any easier
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i read back
seven days
in my psychic diary
th clues
to th latest atrocity and
shudder
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the edge
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the oracle of kuta
screaming at th british
in a shakespeare newsgroup
a week before
london was bombed
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nirvana
'drain you'
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yr nerves
already hypersensitive
why my nuts ache every day
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but
with hypersentivity comes
no sensitivity
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my psychic diary
had a blood money curse
from th witchdoctor of australia
in it
online
seven days
before the world trade centre
parked itself in it;s basement
in ten seconds flat
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a week
before th last kuta beach bombings
i was in a newsgroup
screaming
about kuta beach
and what if they
do it again
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hate
genuinely hate
writin clues
to terrorist acts
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my diary
even had
clues to th last
three high school shootings rampage
in america
a dated psychic prediction
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elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
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but still
th nsa or
the cia or
even asio
havent come thru my door
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even mi6 has
missed me
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too public maybe
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"too invisible"
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another kadaitcha man traight
+++
gift
+++
th
trail of
psychic predictions that
i played too close to th edge
but i dont have a chocie
over which
events i write clues to
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it just comes out
in th writing
of my psychic diary
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sometimes i can read th clues
and see wot;s coming
and sometimes i cant
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but they're in here
all th big ones
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santana
'black magic woman'
+++
wotever twists th
oz populace
i get th emotional wave
a week before
+++
my body slides downhill
liek before th london bombings
tripled drug use
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and still ran out
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and took
major risks
cause that one
if ya go back and read th clues
we had a pretty good idea
who do ya tell ?
+++
and
would they listen to a drug fucked
extreme unicyclist
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history says
no
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veteran
of a thousand psychic wars
jaded
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still winning
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fucked th head witch
three yrs running
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there's another terrorist act
i have to write clues to
i dont wanna paulo
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"there's always another one"
why cant i specialise in big disasters
would help disaster planning
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"th magic does at it wills"
*****
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tool
'message to harry manback'
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am i it's tool
or is it mine
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"or a bit of both"
like most things
+++
bad taste in my mouth
writin clues to
natural disasters
even nasty ones
isnt as dangerous
as writin halfway decent clues
to a bombing
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will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
+++
trouble with a capital B
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bad enough seein all this *****
even if most of it is backwards
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i know
i'll get to avenge our deaths
in th usual
psychic way but
man
th risks
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coffee...
..
..
..
liquid vegemite
..
..
..
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jewel
'cleveland'
+++
dont wanna play with this now psychic blog
th physical doctors have my body again
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waitin for th test results
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wot are my hormones doing now ?
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"a 59 Buick LeSabre"
ok
+++
nice lines
+++
i can see th witchdoctor shredding tyres in it
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although
th flat eight
porsche i
was gazing at last night
i know it isnt built yet
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man does it go
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the kinks
'starstruck'
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where's that picture of that tatra ?
+++
my unborn daughter
bugging me
she wants to
be brought up in space
so she'll have better looking breasts
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daddy's got other concerns sweetie
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i do love ya but
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stranger than fiction
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nicole kidman
'sparkling diamond'
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no comment
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tell my daughter she's being an idiot nickie
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i understand her reasons just
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it's over th top jeannette
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but
is this wot i can do for my daughter
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kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
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i thought my ego was big
till my unborn daughter
started makin her demands known
+++
th trials and tribulations
of a psychic man
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and young george
has finally consented
to bein born at all
but only if he;s conceived in space
+++
my errant unborn child who
keeps disappearing
+++
too much of his fathers
forever eyes
travelling in space and time
before his conception
+++
then why are u here now george ?
this isnt liek u
+++
they havent put th scram jet
duo thingie
in th
flying boat
with th delta wing
+++
yr early
+++
U2
'all i want is you'
+++
and 3 kids down th line
+++
i've seen em
landing on other
watered planets
+++
th hull is reinforced anyhow
to stand reentry
+++
but first we have to
burn aerated salted water
+++
all th ingredients
to fuel our rockets engine
have to come from that brine
so we can land
on other blue planets
+++
and invade
+++
"colonise'
+++
there is a way
+++
"and we'll change electron spin"
"and get antigravity one day"
+++
why do i see these things ?
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a reusable shuttle
that lands on water
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with a dirty great big
mothership
up in orbit
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and that first
coupel of skims
skips
off th planet's
atmosphere
sniffing
+++
watching th O2 sensor and
sniffing for water vapour
so we can analyse it
+++
dropping down
into an alien sea
and praying it has no
large marine life
+++
th steam when
th hull hits th water and
even a hundred foot
cetacean
wont mark th beast
+++
slice clean thru it
sorry
+++
lookin for
primitive life
alien planets
to colonise and
grow food on and
***** like that
+++
th bulk of our mad population
wont live on a planet
why ?
well mainly cause our females are vain
but
we wont say that
or we wont get laid
+++
th singles and
mad buggers make funny money
dodgin rocks
under alien skies
+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++
th strangest colours
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strange seeing
tank landing ships
dropping
tracks
on an alien shore
+++
we wont tell th
environmentalists
about this place
until th harbour and port are
built
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too pretty
to be a
industrial world
they already printing ePamphletts
to th latest
safe
holiday world
+++
ah well
it;s beats gettin
offers to increase th size of my *****
happy enough ok
+++
come visit
nigel four
who th ***** named this place ?
+++
and why is it so fuckin pretty
worse than th new operating system
+++
a perfect circle
'the outsider'
+++
a perfect beach
a thousand k's of
unwalked on
untrodden white sand
+++
out with th latest unicycle
surfin in th waves
alone
for a week
+++
the land surfer
+++
i see
u mad beach
no stingrays to worry about or
stone fish
or deadly jellyfish
i live in a fierce land
+++
see australia and die
we call them sad tourists
come and swim in th surf and
it;s too rough for em
pls swim between th flags
+++
u have to grow up
divin under th waves
+++
swum sideways out of rips and
even had to
swim back in
with a unicycle under arm
soem of th rips are
huge
+++
members of mayday
'10 in 01'
+++
i can see u
long beach
+++
beatiful hard packed sand
down on th low tide waterline and
tectonically stable
+++
th wave surfers
will travel thru time and space to
ride your perfect curls
+++
i come
to stuff a 36 inch unicycle
in th smaller waves and
play with tail shapes
for catchin th wave's
inertia
+++
with suitable suspension and
+++
metallica
'st anger'
+++
no fucker will run out into th waves
because i'm a clown
on a unicycle
+++
mine for a week
+++
no fuckheads
to mistake me for a clown
while i surf
in peace
+++
it;s not feasable
to climb into th waves
with th regular surfers
th waves are all full
+++
i'll take up
water surfing
under another sun
+++
and dream
of land surfing
new land
+++
huge
delta winged
part rocket motored
shuttle craft
that lands on water
outside th surf zone
did y bring me
new bearings for my unicycles
th beach sand always
destroys th *****'s wetness levels
+++
climb onto a jet ski and
strap my unicycle to th back and
thru th surf out to th
shuttle craft
yeah it;s all good
+++
still think
nigel four
is a dumb name for a planet
sounds liek a planet of pissheads
oh it is
+++
remind me to give th mormon planet a swerve ok
dont mind findin it for em just
+++
i see my kin
flyin spaceships
between th stars
with their eyes closed
psychic fuckers
only way ya can see
when yr travelin faster than light
zig left now *****
+++
oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
+++
can i really see my own arse
as i go faster than light speed
for just that
instant
now which way do i face ?
+++
does my bum look big in this ?
"hang on i'll throw us over light speed"
u could of lied
+++
"it does look big in that"
+++
they might think yr skinny heifer woman but
i'd tie ya to th clothesline for three weeks
+++
"alright jen"
+++
it does look liek an army invasion but
th human race takes precautions
+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++
didnt land here to be friendly
+++
a bridge over th river
installed by th army engineers and
a port
+++
a bridgehead on th delta
+++
flat ground
th infrastructure
arrives fast
+++
this ***** is lucky
a tourist world
th industrialists
wont be strip mining it;s surface
+++
huge machines
+++
mostly machien oiperated
th human is
standby
and we gotta give humans jobs
so they can share in th bounty
+++
lazy fucker
doesnt even leave his cabin
th machine on th surface
a whole two hours a day to work
th mothership so big
it;s home
+++
his 29th planet
+++
only walked on th surface of three of em
+++
but his city
in space
can buy anything
th anti aging drugs
anything
+++
and th universe is big
always something new
+++
always
+++
can i buy
th secret of th star drive or
will i just nick it
+++
klubbheads
'discohopping'
+++
pretty planet
nigel four
rich in
well everythin really
and no-one
is rippin it up
+++
first guy
think it was a girl
who stepped on it
fell in love with it and
refused to leave
chock full of resources and
they not touch em
+++
rape five other planets to keep
nigel four pure
that;s th way
+++
nigel one is
a slag dump
+++
nigel two is covered in concrete and
manufacturing facilities
+++
nigel three is
well it looks liek a wheat crop
but it grows everything
+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++
nigel four is
pretty
+++
nigel five is
well it used t be a planet
they blew it up to extract it;s ores
more easily
read
economically
+++
bit liek
our asteroid belt
just a huge storehouse
of ores
+++
not good
just outside our orbit liek that
some of th inspiration i guess
to get th ***** out of there
all them balls of rock
floatin loose out there and that
+++
with a dirty great big star
pull at their orbits
while they bounce off each other
ah well
+++
just somethin for
th jupiter mining corporation's
red dwarf
mini planet
sorry
spaceship
to engulf
+++
looks liek a shark
eats liek a shark
they even weld a dirty great big fin on it
+++
just for looks
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huge teeth
+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++
looks liek a smiling shark
+++
anything
under two hundred miles wide
can go straight down it;s gob
+++
wot are th balls of fire
th fucker spits out
to carve bigger balls
into under th size limits
+++
pj harvey
'meet ze monsta'
+++
th monster of an
environmentalist's dream
+++
it starts work
by blowing up a
planet
+++
in a world of
endless resources
+++
we recycle
nothing
+++
we build
in th grandest of american tradition
+++
somehow
they got it right
+++
in a world of plenty
we can keep
pretty planets
nd maybe even
fix this one up
+++
all for one
one for all
+++
jewel
'grey matter'(live)
+++
it;s five other planets
are spread across th sky
all on other stars
+++
nigel six
they dont talk about nigel six
it went rogue
+++
went and joined th pirates
+++
law and order
still fighting anarchy
+++
but nigel six
strangely enough
still sends taxes
to nigel four
+++
at least till
nigel four;s witchdoctor
can still take em out
clean
+++
th resorting to
techincally enhanced
meta concerts of
metapsychic energy
the psychic police
nipped it in th bud
early
+++
and co opted them
+++
coem on
it;s no surpise th
psychic cops are bent
+++
wont pass th first examination if you arent
stealed to th rogue
+++
i copped to bein
an ex vice president of a motorcycle club and
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
got given a contract to kill some *****
+++
dead fcuker
+++
officially
nigel four
isnt asscociated in any way
with nigel six
but th casinos
are run by th psychics
+++
if th psychic cops
didnt have their hands in it
we could bust it up but
+++
tampering
in a psychic war is
generally fatal to th tamperer
+++
both sides
engage th new enemy and
amazing wot can happen in
seven days
+++
?
'737LP'
+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++
wot he said
a proven psychic is
watchin th skies
+++
any alien incursion would get
far worse than i pull on my own species
i love my ppl
i dont love u
+++
my unborn son
th one who has been screaming for yrs
i dont wish to be born
happy as i am
has come home
+++
his totem animal
the hunts man spider
a man killer
+++
gary
sara
and jeannette
are all before u
+++
u want a beautiful conception
nicer than andrews
to yr eyes anyway
in space
i'll oblige
cant live with yr mother long enough to bring ya up
th least i can do
+++
u've got yr sister thinking though
+++
?
'track 12 with oonka chaka'
+++
when i got married that first time
on a harley
to led zeppelin
+++
to th giantess redhead
+++
i dont mind
yr thinking of
th attractiveness of yr breasts
wanting to grow up in freefall
so much
i see u as
a full grown woman but
your demand is
fuckin weird for an
unborn child
+++
a conversation i was hoping
u would have with your mother
+++
more drugs over here...
+++
ween
'voodoo lady'
+++
paulo ?
+++
pls
+++
"isnt it just liek a woman"
+++
he's thinking about it dear
+++
andrew's demand
to have a
truly magic mother
we found much easier
+++
third time
andrews mother rang me
and i had my hand on my *****
thinking about her
on th phoen dripping
pls stop
havin dinner with my husband
i can feel u
+++
think it was two way though
+++
takes two
+++
she'd always arrive
within half an hour
+++
insistant
i want a
son
+++
within yr gift
+++
put it on th wizard
show me yr magic
+++
blurted out
andrew
at conception
+++
laurie anderson
'big science'
+++
born to th day
by th calendar
elizabeth so regular
fifth child
easy ride
+++
on a monday at three
fullfilling his father's
prophecy
to his mother
+++
wot will jeannette
do on her arrival
+++
and how much choice
will i have that time either
+++
u hurt yr father
+++
behind every great man
is a daughter
"pushing"
+++
elizabeth
after th rabbit died
th pregnancy tests came back
positive
asked th same question
do ethier of us
get any say in this
apparently not
+++
she cheered up
when th scan came back
postivie for a
male
child
after three daughters in a row
+++
said he was a boy
+++
u asked for a boy stop holding him over me
+++
typical
+++
never ask for what you want
you just might get it
killed her marriage
+++
a fling gone bad
+++
th birth of another magic child
+++
one who's
magic
extends back
to before they were born
who
announce their arrival and
scare th ***** underneath ya
spitless
+++
well u asked
+++
welcome to th lovely world of black magic
+++
with two
half dutch parents
+++
easy star all stars
'04 track 4 rastaman'
+++
wot crazy *****
will jeannete bring
+++
first words when
andrew was born
blew my mind
and his mothers
told you it was a boy
+++
loved me too much
had to hate me
+++
sacked
both my last girlfriends
together
for underperformin in bed
th sex went under one day in two
+++
first day
of th rest of my life
+++
meet th *****
+++
one percenter
in my veins
+++
meet th head inquisitor
in my blood line
+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++
now u were saying ?
+++
tracy chapman
'fast car'
+++
i long for th freedom
of two wheels
at 240 k's plus
carvin up th bitumen
+++
how about a planet
just for th revheads
+++
somewhere to go
drive hard
+++
th whole place
is a racetrack
u sign wavers to land there and
pay big
+++
crisp
undulating
mountain roads
with no goats
+++
guaranteed
+++
revheads paradise
nigel seven
+++
and why not pop over to nigel four
after u;ve had a good drive
+++
nuclear power plants
suck water
but
if we use
salt water and
build in a desalinisation plant
cant we knock two things off
power generation and
water
+++
elizabeth's husband was
in th power industry
some of th stories were
amusing
+++
and
if we;re smart
we pipe
low pressure steam
to every home
+++
deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
+++
free would be nice
+++
pay for th power
+++
with enough failsafes in th home
like umm
th safety switch
in th powerbox
so humans dont electrocuted
by th house
u are living in th dark ages arent u
+++
th slightest leak
that wasnt activated by a
device
asking permission for steam
electronically
vents to th
house stack
+++
valves clsoe and open here and there
itn h hosue
whiel th hosue display
shows it's fault finding search
locks off th sub system
where th pipe has been deliberately split
by a fireaxe and
turns back onth rest of th hosue
leaving a red flag warning on th house screen
for th attention of the
sitter
+++
incubus
'drive'
+++
low pressure because
we get it after th turbines and
steam just keeps on giving
+++
latent pressure
and
water
all needs of th house
+++
steam
doesnt need to be pumped uphill
+++
a condensing tower
or
other
+++
in th home
+++
a portable powerplant
arrives at th dock
drives itself out of th
shuttlecraft and
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
th pipe fitter
and laying
trucks
start rolling
+++
if one of th house services
fails
liek th
electricity
it can generate it;s own
from either th
steam supply or
th water supply
th three come from
three different plants
and
thru separate
means
tell me three times
+++
extreme environment
shelters
+++
colonising with
technology and
really good tools
+++
just because
no bugger has found a live thing
on this plaent
in six months
doesnt mean *****
history records
th longest as
two yrs after landing and
that colony got took
+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++
but they can naver
rememebr it's name or
it was somethin they read
in a magazine somewhere
+++
when we've been here
a hundred yrs
we'll know th place slightly better
remember th
lesson of australia
+++
200 yrs
and they still didnt know th place
+++
black magic oozing out of it;s rectum and
publicly
they giggle politely about
any mention of psychic
on th tv news
+++
not real dont ya know
publicly
+++
delta goodrem
'predictable'
+++
u cannot
predict
natural disasters
+++
ok man
+++
still think
th terrorist attacks are
far nastier to predict
but if u say so
+++
dickheads
+++
and th books say
if i point th bone of death at u
u die
cause u know i pointed it at u
+++
christopher skase doesnt think so
+++
dead *****
+++
natural causes
th head witch
i was fuckin at th time
blew out at me
she was reading my
psychic diary online
and jumped up and down i
had such a dig at
dear christopher
but she hadnt waited
seven days and
she did ***** me in th doorway
of a nightclub after that
+++
U2
'when love comes to town'
+++
hi babe
+++
it's in th record
+++
fuckin morticia
+++
she slayed em alright
+++
was fuckin a psychic hitman for three yrs
+++
she didnt liek aceh
morticia got scared
can u believe it ?
+++
have another chardonnay dear
+++
was fucked in th head
fuckin two yuppie women at once
and only one smoked drugs
+++
"morticia did eat it once"
most sensible thing she ever did
+++
help me morticia
little jenny is drivin us nuts
+++
th gorgeous cousellour
who fucks liek a train
+++
wonder if th big fella
in th sopranos
fucks his counsellour
+++
eagle-eye cherry
'are you still having fun'
+++
yeah we are
+++
it's always funny
when ya got this much magic
+++
the offspring
'walla walla'
+++
look little one
i'll do what i can
+++
bad enough as toddlers
whining teenagers askin for more and
i found havin two teenagers in th house
easier to deal with
+++
my daughter is
ancient
which just
feels wierd
+++
her expectations and
what she accepts as fact
+++
orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++
her father a psychic hitman
hugely successful
she knows her mother will have
real and provable magic
just like elizabeth did
+++
and it'll just happen
+++
this *****
walkin in th door
with stack of records under arm
i'd spent an hour
on th pohne
t my brother 700 k's away
telling him th pscychic visions
she'll destroy me
+++
taken
+++
five yrs
i spin around and she;s gone
th boy gone as well
and all th fixtures
+++
i smile
+++
limp bizkit
'rollin'(uncensored)
+++
crack th unicycle
out of th garage and
take to th road
+++
and fall in love with a nineteen yr old dancer
+++
but her name
is also th name of my middle daughter
and my pain too fresh
+++
back into th street on one wheel
and sing on street corners for six yrs
+++
to get that
five yrs of
living with a woman
who can feel me masturbate
off my back
+++
wot she could feel
i could feel
and when she started playin up
first
th usual mess
but with psychic powers rolled in
+++
livin int wo different houses
if i went out and bought
a piant can
she'd been and bought one too
+++
it made it worse
+++
good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
+++
i took up yoga
she had a new pair of
yoga apparral on her bed
she of th four cupboards
+++
she knows damn well
i could kill her
just by thinkin about it
she's still breathin
cant see my sword
goin down her throat either
+++
poor thing
she'd pick a fight and
for th makeup sex
but go too far wi th fight
psychci war and
end up with a huge migraine
+++
watchin th car door locks
electrical
goin up and down
pushed th wizard too far
he wont come inside
+++
cypress hill
'get out of my head'
+++
ditto
+++
took over a yr
till i could use
electrical devices
a string of dead televisions
computers
video machines
u name it
+++
psychic shock
overload
+++
bad enough
when ya fight over th phone
or in person
two psychics
goin at it can
be messy
+++
clean break
+++
u go to that corner
and put a police protection order on me
seventeen yrs as a minder
on th showground
i've had enough of em
son of a murderer
+++
wot do th police do
whena psychci killer
announces he's gunna wipe ya
off th face of th earth
+++
morrissey
'the teachers are afraid of th pupils'
+++
within certain limits
any psychic can do wot i do
+++
a real psychic
twists th truth
+++
uses
events in th future
for their own
ends
+++
wtach this
i point th bone of death
at that ***** and
seven days later
here's his
obituary
in th local paper
gotta love it
+++
getting a
notable skeptic
and
on good black magci terms
smack on day
seven
it;d doable
and more fun than
goin where they want
and doin their tests
rather squeeze their nuts
+++
so um
u attached to that house ?
+++
i aint
of th
persuasion
that comes to u
to take it up th arse
yr psychic prize is a goad
to kill u
psychically
not much more
+++
i've done th impossible many times
i'll do this one too
+++
confidence is
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'sercret agent triple o"
'psychic secret service"
+++
p.s.
+++
gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
+++
u feel lucky punk ?
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| Title: Re: Pissing in potplants for beginners |
17 Oct 2007 05:45:28 PM |
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On 17 Oct, 15:23, pirate jenny <p...@cyberdude.com> wrote:
Subject: Pissing in potplants for beginners
Would you like me to buy you some pretty coloured building blocks,
complete with letters?
Werewolfy
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| User: "Doc" |
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| Title: Re: Pissing in potplants for beginners |
18 Oct 2007 01:24:43 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1192661128.453930.113780@q5g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
On 17 Oct, 15:23, pirate jenny <p...@cyberdude.com> wrote:
Subject: Pissing in potplants for beginners
Would you like me to buy you some pretty coloured building blocks,
complete with letters?
Werewolfy
LOL!! Oh jeez, Wolfy, that schizo troll is back. heeheehee...you may
remember his/her vertically narrowed, long-winded, oddball posts some
months ago. They continued for several months and then, I theorize,
'pirate jenny' (and other monikers) was taken back to the state mental
hospital for more treatment.
Doc :))~
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