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Science > Prophecies-Of-Nostradamus |
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"Saint Isidore of Laytonville" |
| Date: |
03 Feb 2004 07:56:17 PM |
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Psychedelic State of the Union -- (Add end dee yum)... |
So many -- were so moved and entertained by my Psychedelic State of the Union
parody post that I've decided to hack on it some more with this short addition.
Enjoy!
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Psychedelic State of the Union -- Add end dee yum and Defensive Address to the
Nations foolish voters to prevent the Congress of the USA from censuring me.
Febyouwary of 2004
A patriotic, happy -- red, white and blue morning to all -- and ugh, and ugh,
and uh -- I'm going to keep this brief, because I know -- now where i was --
wasn't I? Oh yes, as I wake and bake on this fine Tuesday I know that surely
many
of you were out late celebrating last night, and if you're even a fraction as
hung over as my wife is today, I understand that you're eager to get your chin
back on my crusty old toilet rim for awhile before parking your cellulite asses
and
poly-drug-addled, grossly obese bodies back in the La-Z-Boy vibrating and
heater
lounge chairs to soak up a full daze worth of MTV, STRAIGHT HETAROWSEX YOU ALL
porno
and uh, and uh and uh -- ahh nevermind -- I forged it -- I mean I forgot it
Somebody
get me some more memory improvement herbs -- quickly.
(muffled applause with lightly muffled laughter, grins and giggles)
The past year has been a wild and crazy time for us all with a few mind
altering
achievements included such as; DXM progressive exposure, use and abuse and
extra-odinairee re-renewed inner hope, fantasies, virtualized revelations and
re-alazations with much imbedded falsesiez, downward despair and manic
depression
for the many, many members and non-members also of the Republican party I used
to
obtain this HIGH office.
As our supressed and bewildered drug addled citizens continue to demonstrate a
spirit of near-effortless mental regressive malleability and blindly following
sheeply behavior, we are all building a wholesumly supported cultured analog to
digital modifiedable MDA like compound to instill compulsively obsessive
patriotism and petrolleeyum fueled paranoia, newclear isolationismmalism and
fully christianized religious zealotry for the masses including even some
special
interest Catolicks and of course all of the jews that control my every thought
and action -- that not only strengthens our plutocratic macho and fanitical
stranglehold over the week and poorly armed nations, but also offers gigantic
profit incentives and much hope to the many puppet CEOs in danger of losing
their
asses during their companies next board meeting.
I've instructed the federal printing people to make us a whole lotta more money
to spend to stimulate our economy in time for the cuming psychedelic festival
we
have decided to uniquely name as the 'Summer of Love 2004' -- to be held in
Houston, Texas, in that there Astrodome -- starting it all up in July with a
free
nationalized cocaine, designer drug, gaung-gee and fine aged scotch party as we
freely disolove -- I mean disolve our border with Mexico and let the wetbacks
all
in to work at minimum wages in lowly labor jobs to give our administration more
control with our freshly printed money via taxing their asses off -- to
stimulate
the untimate dismantelling of our nationalized personalization and thusly in
political wisdomness -- strengthen my culturerul, spiritual and political hold
on
the world in general.
(muffled applauses with groans and sighs)
To counter (whatever) new threats we manufacture for political gain, we are NOW
enhancing the perceptionalizationallity of a real security here at home, while
purporting to build an internationalized coalitionalzation against terrorism
which will serve as a massive shield and cover for my wholly personal vendetta
against Saddam Hussein and all those sandflea freaks that support him. Surely,
you all must know why too -> because he tried to kill my daddy. And, though my
stupid and ill thought out policies are inciting a global chorus of
near-deafening and increasingly violent anti-Americanism feeling from foreign
insirreckshionist -- we're still way more stronger than all of them together.
So, ***** 'em all I say -- let's roll all over their asses as fast our
protective
national services can go for it.
We will continue our supersillyiousness and our ever false efforts to talk add
nawseeyum about securing America for the use and abuse of special interest
payola, continue beating the drums for my war on terrorism which can have no
qualifiable or remotely sane victory, focus on massive corporate tax reductions
for special interest groups and their controlling individuals -- to add to
their
gigantic wealth -- so that they will make more and more large contributions to
my
re-electionalism funding -- perpetually support and promote the insanely
manipulative and power hungry christianity movements and useless sinsureness,
clear the unemployment rolls of all the lazy, homeless, and increasing
disruptive
crack addicts incarsirating them all in our fedral cages with the terrorist and
such in Cuba to ensure the false economic security and illusions of all my
hedonnistic pagans and wimpy Bonesmen brothers. As we move forward into the
Newclear Years ahead, I encourage all Americans to give thanks to our one and
only true Lord & Savior -- myself and also to God and his special interest
groups
and Jesus Christ too, and to join with me in reaffirming our blind commitment
to
overturning Roe vs. Wade and dropping a Daisy Cutter or two through the
perpetual
Separation of Church, State and logic in an effort to increase the young voters
of tomorrowin large numbers -- so that my own offspring might hold the
political
power within America and the entire world forever. That concludes my own
justification for my orders and actions with everything.
As we progress toward my revelational declarations of world power and universal
domanance thru intensely funded manned space exploration in search of more
intelligent life elsewhere -- in orderfor our own continuational freedom and
ecologically ruined and egotistically, economically enhanced quest towards our
prosperous way of life, America is a land of asured unemployment, vast
socioeconomic and racial disparity, shrinking civil criminal and even personal
liberties and profoundly reduced tolerance for reasonableality and
intellectualism-manistic --- do rest assured that my febalised administration
will continue to work hard for me and crawl at my feet -- behind closed doors
to
build on my incredible and even more powerful successiveness - AND to forever
smite the political obstacles and all of it's complex demonic democratical
tenttakuls of stifulness towards me and my daddy and my mamma and all of my
brothers and all of those relatives of mine -- empowering all of us to
self-enrichment and self-satisfaction -- that surely lies ahead. Onward we
shall
go with vigor and swiftness into the depths of space to forage a new
continuation
in other worlds to institutionalize our perfection and glory for all.
On the eve of sending troops into battle, I asserted that our intelligence
gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime
continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.
Now David Kay, the CIA’s chief weapons inspector who is clearly a weak and
disloyal liar and who resigned due to his own personal inability to find
such, has testified before Congress that these weapons do not exist. Well,
make no mistake people -- he told me they did exist -- so, again I will point
out that he's a fucking liar.
In an attempt to evade responsibility for the misleading statements that pushed
the nation into war, I have announced plans to form an independent inquiry to
look into what they all did that went wrong. An inquiry would serve the
current
administration well: it would envelop the issue in a drug addled fog of severe
uncertainty, deflecting blame from me onto the incompadent intelligence
services
and compulsively delay any political damage until 2005, until well after the
upcoming
election -- when I will no doubt be reappointed by the Supreme Court that my
daddy
put together for me to control and minnipulate.
But the facts need no declarification or clarification. Despite repeated
warnings from the CIA and Defense Intelligence Agency, I and my administration
dorks and warlord -- hyped, jived and distorted the threat that Iraq posed.
And, now that reality is setting in -- I totally intend to pin the blame on
someone else. It's all the fault of the Clintons and the democrats they
sheltered
for eight years before I took the power of the Presidency -- as declared and
approved by the Supreme Court of old fools and weak lackies -- er ugh, ugh -- I
mean honorable justices.
Congress thinks they have the power to censure me -- to formally reprimand me
for
betraying the nation's trust. If ever there was a time for this, it's now.
Join
our call on Congress to censure me if you like -- but, rest assured they have
no
such power to do this. And, even if they did -- I'd veto it.
It's clear that we've been mislead:
David Kay said last week, I'm personally convinced that there were not large
stockpiles of newly produced weapons of mass destruction, and we don't find the
people, the documents or the physical plants that you would expect to find if
the
production was going on. The idiot Kay said these things shortly after
resigning
from his post as my chief weapons inspector in Iraq. I knew he was lying about
that
and told him so and that's why he resigned. He's a loser and a quiter and a
liar!
And, that's all there is to the matter. It's all his fault. I couldn't control
his
lies about it and even had I known about his lies I would have tried to cover
them
up with false declarations. But, I didn't have the time to do it. He tricked
me!!
That no good *****.
In my 2003 State of the Union address, I said, the British government has
learned
that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from
Africa. Yet Ambassador Joe Wilson, who was sent to Spookland in February 2002
to
determine whether Iraq was trying to purchase uranium materials there,
concluded
that intelligence related to Iraq's newclear weapons program was indeed twisted
to exaggerate the Iraqi threat. Truth be know NOW -- We did find WMD but,
before
we could show any of them to all of you as proof for our invasion and actions
to
pull it all off as slick as we did and get all the oil for American needs --
those evil doers stole all of them back from us and buried them in some unknown
foreign desert location for future use against our country and our people.
A CIA report in February 2003 said: We do not have any direct evidence that
Iraq
has used the period since to reconstitute its Weapons of Mass Destruction
programs. Well now you know that was all a pack of lies to hide the classified
fact about them stealing them al back from us after we found them and before we
could display them to the public for proof that we had them.
It's also now perfectly clear that the misleading was deliberate and needed for
our preserved internal and external national security issues stability:
The independant Carnegie Endowment for International Peace (a really lame and
wimppy collective of peacenicks and stuff) recently found that the
administration
systematically misrepresented the threat from Iraq. This divulged sensitive and
secret national security issues and as a result of their having done such --
I've
ordered the IRS to audit their tax returns for the past ten years as a result
of
that slanderous assumption. That will teach those son of a bitches to mess with
me!
The basis for my African uranium claim was known at the time to be forged and
not
credible. Top White House officials knew that the CIA seriously disputed the
claim that Saddam Hussein was seeking uranium in Africa long before the claim
was
included in my January address to the nation. That was all a bunch of bunk
from
inside the agency because t6hey held a grudge against my daddy when he ran it.
They just wanted to embarras my daddy. But, it didn't work.
Secretary of State Colin Powell became alarmed at the level of intelligence
distortions they uttered. When he read the first draft of his speech to the UN
-- prepared for Powell by Vice President ***** Cheney's chief of staff (whoever
the hell he was back then -- I forget - but, that's not important now) -- he
was
so upset that he lost his cool and collective black temper, throwing several
pages
in the air and declaring, I'm not reading this. This is *****. That was
the
first time I've seen that old colored warlord and retired general crack under
duress and I must say it distressed the hell out of me to see him like that
too.
It was not at all professional or proper of him to do that and I told him so
too
-- so there!
Our democracy only works when we know the truth that the government wants of to
think is the truth -- even if it is a pack of lies made up to cover the issues
of
stability for our national security and stuff. Thanks to all those tratorous
asswipes - we now all know I and my stupid administration deliberately misled
Congress and the American people. My censure is the least we should expect in
response. The stupid and innept democrats can't run the show. It must be run
by
us Republicans to ensure stability and justice for all concerned with both
internal and external national security and of course for the over all
stability
of America.
The independent inquiry will need at lease another year or perhaps even more to
come to a fair and just conclusion, according to my own administration and
personalized advisors conclusions. It took less time than that for the country
to
go to war. We don't need more investigation, we need accountability, and we
need
it now from those outside of my powerful administrational members that actually
instigated it for me. Clearly it's their fault things are in the state they are
now in anyway! That reminds me of Mr. Haney when he was trying to give Arnold
the
Pig an enema on a Green Acres show way back when I was just a teenager and
stuff.
And, in conclusionality -- during the buildup to our special ongoing war, I
said
the United States of America must not ignore the threat gathering against us
all.
Facing clear evidence of evil doers and their peril, we can not wait for the
final proof -- that omanous smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a
newclear mushroom cloud, or other clever terrorist activities and plots.... we
have every reason to assume the worst, and we must have an urgent duty and
personal obligation to spin our wheels in the mud until we wear all the treat
off, blow our tires out and are completely broke in order to do our ultimate to
justly prevent the worst from occurring.
Laura and I send our weakest attempts at completely insincere Best Wishes to
you
all and to all the months ahead that such false efforts involve. May our
national
and personal God and his most honorable son Jesus Christ bless those of us who
correctly fear any and all of my wrath and may I continue the righteous
hypo-critical
crusade (with the assistance of my lackiefied administrational crew of
controlled
dufusces and I guess my ***** wife and my old dog also) - to bring not only the
United States, but also the entire world groveling under my loving and mighty
wisdom and domainnance.
My sincere thanks again to all of you fools, morons, idiots and such -- that
still continue to beleive my insincerity. God bless you all and later!
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The Psychedelick Pope
Saint Isidore of Laytonville
^Ö^ Patron Saint of the Internet ^Ö^
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http://apple2.org.za/gswv/me
AOXOMOXOA and ENESSA QUA ONNICA
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