Hello folks,
Deke here,
I walked into the 7-11 to buy some adult beverages and there
was a man of middle eastern heritage at the counter.
Aghast and alarmed I immediately thought, he could poison my
beverages he could.
And what if I aksed for lotto tickets and he simply inserted
digits that would send a message to his fellow terrorists?
This could be why Deke has never won the Texas lottery. Is
it a conspiracy? Time will tell.
Quatrain 7-11 so states:
Of the counter they strike
In the beverage of choice they impede coherence
Truck drive, drink drive, die
Budweiser, coors, miller denounce
Seven and Seven severe de hangover
Hot dog with chili
No lotto win
It's just eerie. I may need to call Art Bell and speak of
these things.
Your faithful reporter having fun at your expense.
Deke,
I approve this posting.
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| User: "Woodswun" |
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| Title: Re: Quatrain 7-11 . What happened to the humor in this group? |
02 Oct 2004 05:26:12 PM |
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In article <415ef8f0.48c.41@news2>, "Dekinblue" <NOSPAMdekinblue@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello folks,
Deke here,
I walked into the 7-11 to buy some adult beverages and there
was a man of middle eastern heritage at the counter.
Aghast and alarmed I immediately thought, he could poison my
beverages he could.
And what if I aksed for lotto tickets and he simply inserted
digits that would send a message to his fellow terrorists?
This could be why Deke has never won the Texas lottery. Is
it a conspiracy? Time will tell.
Quatrain 7-11 so states:
Of the counter they strike
In the beverage of choice they impede coherence
Truck drive, drink drive, die
Budweiser, coors, miller denounce
Geez, who drinks that crap? Brew yer own, Deke - much better stuff!
:-)
Woods
(In the land where "chili" includes those yukky beans)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Quatrain 7-11 . What happened to the humor in this group? |
03 Oct 2004 07:32:03 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 18:57:51 -0000, "Dekinblue"
<NOSPAMdekinblue@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello folks,
Deke here,
I walked into the 7-11 to buy some adult beverages and there
was a man of middle eastern heritage at the counter.
Aghast and alarmed I immediately thought, he could poison my
beverages he could.
And what if I aksed for lotto tickets and he simply inserted
digits that would send a message to his fellow terrorists?
This could be why Deke has never won the Texas lottery. Is
it a conspiracy? Time will tell.
Quatrain 7-11 so states:
Of the counter they strike
In the beverage of choice they impede coherence
Truck drive, drink drive, die
Budweiser, coors, miller denounce
Seven and Seven severe de hangover
Hot dog with chili
No lotto win
It's just eerie. I may need to call Art Bell and speak of
these things.
Your faithful reporter having fun at your expense.
Deke,
I approve this posting.
Hahahah, no-one in here has a sense of humor.
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| User: "Leigh_Bee" |
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| Title: Re: Quatrain 7-11 . What happened to the humor in this group? |
03 Oct 2004 05:15:35 PM |
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wrote in message news:<29svl0trf7ul5muc21i40eq13s5tt5bk9d@4ax.com>...
On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 18:57:51 -0000, "Dekinblue"
<NOSPAMdekinblue@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello folks,
Deke here,
I walked into the 7-11 to buy some adult beverages and there
was a man of middle eastern heritage at the counter.
Aghast and alarmed I immediately thought, he could poison my
beverages he could.
And what if I aksed for lotto tickets and he simply inserted
digits that would send a message to his fellow terrorists?
This could be why Deke has never won the Texas lottery. Is
it a conspiracy? Time will tell.
Quatrain 7-11 so states:
Of the counter they strike
In the beverage of choice they impede coherence
Truck drive, drink drive, die
Budweiser, coors, miller denounce
Seven and Seven severe de hangover
Hot dog with chili
No lotto win
It's just eerie. I may need to call Art Bell and speak of
these things.
Your faithful reporter having fun at your expense.
Deke,
I approve this posting.
Hahahah, no-one in here has a sense of humor.
But there are Jokes aplenty here!
LB
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