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"Trey Milton" |
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17 Jan 2004 06:52:54 AM |
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Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and... |
Now you've done it,
you've confused everyone.
How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
figure out who they're talking too?
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
17 Jan 2004 08:42:14 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
Milton) wrote:
} Now you've done it,
} you've confused everyone.
} How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} figure out who they're talking too?
Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
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| User: "gurdjieff o gormorrah iiiiii@iiiii" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
17 Jan 2004 11:12:00 PM |
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"Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
Milton) wrote:
} Now you've done it,
} you've confused everyone.
} How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} figure out who they're talking too?
Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
when you become kilfiled
by the very group you belong
to and listen real close you can
hear the echos of groucho
digging that pool in his back yard
gurdjieff 0' gormorrah
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
18 Jan 2004 07:42:36 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 23:12:00 -0600, "gurdjieff o' gormorrah"
<iiiiii@iiiii> wrote:
}
} "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
} > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
} > Milton) wrote:
} >
} > } Now you've done it,
} > } you've confused everyone.
} > } How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} > } figure out who they're talking too?
} >
} > Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
} > with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
} > screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
} > rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
} >
} > It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
}
} when you become kilfiled
} by the very group you belong
} to and listen real close you can
} hear the echos of groucho
} digging that pool in his back yard
Yeah, that's what happens to people who belong to a newsgroup.
I never have. Newsgroups belong to me.
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| User: "Phoenix" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
18 Jan 2004 11:26:15 PM |
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In article <7edm00h567dncmep9nhip3cq5tk0d7388i@4ax.com>, Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 23:12:00 -0600, "gurdjieff o' gormorrah"
<iiiiii@iiiii> wrote:
}
} "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
} > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
} > Milton) wrote:
} >
} > } Now you've done it,
} > } you've confused everyone.
} > } How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} > } figure out who they're talking too?
} >
} > Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
} > with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
} > screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
} > rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
} >
} > It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
}
} when you become kilfiled
} by the very group you belong
} to and listen real close you can
} hear the echos of groucho
} digging that pool in his back yard
Yeah, that's what happens to people who belong to a newsgroup.
I never have. Newsgroups belong to me.
You bought out Fluffy?
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
19 Jan 2004 01:31:22 AM |
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:26:15 -0700, Phoenix <rovers@planet.mars>
wrote:
} In article <7edm00h567dncmep9nhip3cq5tk0d7388i@4ax.com>, Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
}
} > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 23:12:00 -0600, "gurdjieff o' gormorrah"
} > <iiiiii@iiiii> wrote:
} >
} > }
} > } "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} > } news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
} > } > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
} > } > Milton) wrote:
} > } >
} > } > } Now you've done it,
} > } > } you've confused everyone.
} > } > } How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} > } > } figure out who they're talking too?
} > } >
} > } > Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
} > } > with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
} > } > screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
} > } > rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
} > } >
} > } > It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
} > }
} > } when you become kilfiled
} > } by the very group you belong
} > } to and listen real close you can
} > } hear the echos of groucho
} > } digging that pool in his back yard
} >
} > Yeah, that's what happens to people who belong to a newsgroup.
} > I never have. Newsgroups belong to me.
}
} You bought out Fluffy?
*ahem*
Watch my ASCII:
"FLUFFY OWNS USENET"
Fluffy owns USENET, of which the newsgroups are the vast majority and
reason for being, but which also includes such hangers on as NNTP
software, news servers' DNS tables of peers, etc., as well as listserv
traffic ported to usenet into pseudonewsgroups, but which exist in the
original as mailing lists. For that matter, I'd be willing to cop to
the fact that Fully owns the concepts people wedge into their minds
about usenet, whatever they perceive it to be. But if newsgroups were
all there were to usenet, we'd all be talking to ouselves and replying
to our own posts, or at best goofing off the other posters on our
local BBSs.
SO: Fluffy owns USENET. I own the newsgroups.
If Fluffy should wish to contact me and offer to correct me, I'm all
for it.
Until then, every time you see some scr1pt k1dd13 claiming on usenet
that he 0wnZ a newsgroup, send him my way. I'm gonna start charging
royalties, which consist of having these b0rked little bastards
kissing my royal *****.
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| User: "Peter J Ross" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
18 Jan 2004 09:54:32 PM |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 at 01:42 GMT, Doktor DynaSoar wrote in alt.config:
Newsgroups belong to me.
No they fucking don't - unless your real name is Fluffy.
--
PJR :-)
mhm #34x8 Smeeter #30 WSD #42
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
news:alt.usenet.kooks - Hook, Line and Sinker, Dec 2003
news:alt.hackers.malicious - Wittiest Troll, 2003
news:alt.flame: Most Boring Writer, 2003
news:alt.fan.pjr - Usenet like Mother used to make
(Remove NOSPAM to reply)
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX Re: Altopia and ... |
19 Jan 2004 01:35:56 AM |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 03:54:32 GMT, Peter J Ross <gadfly@NOSPAMmeow.org>
wrote:
} unless your real name is Fluffy.
^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^
value sense(that$) = 0
UNTIL sense(that$) 1
DO bang(head)
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| User: "Klyf Fenderson" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX |
19 Jan 2004 07:02:54 AM |
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 20:42:36 -0500, Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>
wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 23:12:00 -0600, "gurdjieff o' gormorrah"
<iiiiii@iiiii> wrote:
}
} "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
} > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
} > Milton) wrote:
} >
} > } Now you've done it,
} > } you've confused everyone.
} > } How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} > } figure out who they're talking too?
} >
} > Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
} > with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
} > screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
} > rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
} >
} > It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
}
} when you become kilfiled
} by the very group you belong
} to and listen real close you can
} hear the echos of groucho
} digging that pool in his back yard
Yeah, that's what happens to people who belong to a newsgroup.
I never have. Newsgroups belong to me.
All your newsgroup are belong to us.
Somebody set us up the post.
--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" Sēģ-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane
Remove 'TURNIP' from address when replying.
This signature intentionally left blank.
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| User: "ICEKNIFE" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX |
19 Jan 2004 09:48:27 AM |
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"Klyf Fenderson" <news2TURNIP@klyfonline.com> wrote in message
news:df63bc0000a258cb17485b292ceb1936@news.teranews.com...
On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 20:42:36 -0500, Doktor DynaSoar
<targeting@OMCL.mil>
wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 23:12:00 -0600, "gurdjieff o' gormorrah"
<iiiiii@iiiii> wrote:
}
} "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
} > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST),
(Trey
} > Milton) wrote:
} >
} > } Now you've done it,
} > } you've confused everyone.
} > } How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if
they can't
} > } figure out who they're talking too?
} >
} > Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run
at them
} > with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire,
and
} > screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on
alt.tasteless and
} > rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
} >
} > It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
}
} when you become kilfiled
} by the very group you belong
} to and listen real close you can
} hear the echos of groucho
} digging that pool in his back yard
Yeah, that's what happens to people who belong to a newsgroup.
I never have. Newsgroups belong to me.
All your newsgroup are belong to us.
Somebody set us up the post.
Did you know that Al Qaeda means "the base"?
<twilight zone music>
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| User: "Doktor DynaSoar" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX |
19 Jan 2004 04:05:43 PM |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 13:02:54 GMT, Klyf Fenderson
<news2TURNIP@klyfonline.com> wrote:
} On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 20:42:36 -0500, Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>
} wrote:
}
} > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 23:12:00 -0600, "gurdjieff o' gormorrah"
} > <iiiiii@iiiii> wrote:
} >
} > }
} > } "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} > } news:cesj001ffd9u66hc6aq62uafu0v11sf2s1@4ax.com...
} > } > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:52:54 -0500 (EST), (Trey
} > } > Milton) wrote:
} > } >
} > } > } Now you've done it,
} > } > } you've confused everyone.
} > } > } How are these stalker trolls gonna micromanage usenet if they can't
} > } > } figure out who they're talking too?
} > } >
} > } > Do like I do: find the closest person, no matter who, and run at them
} > } > with your arms raised, waving your hands like they're on fire, and
} > } > screeching phrases randomly drawn from stories on alt.tasteless and
} > } > rants from alt.conspiracy.*.
} > } >
} > } > It doesn't help, but it's enormous fun.
} > }
} > } when you become kilfiled
} > } by the very group you belong
} > } to and listen real close you can
} > } hear the echos of groucho
} > } digging that pool in his back yard
} >
} > Yeah, that's what happens to people who belong to a newsgroup.
} > I never have. Newsgroups belong to me.
}
} All your newsgroup are belong to us.
No, but you can use them for free.
} Somebody set us up the post.
Who keeps knocking it down?
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| User: "F D" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX |
21 Jan 2004 01:57:23 AM |
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Still a group of self righteous stalkers got chumped, thats what
matters. Go ahead wanksters, give yourself a usenet medal.
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| User: "ICEKNIFE" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX |
21 Jan 2004 03:06:56 AM |
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"F D" <dragstar@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:14513-400E30E3-157@storefull-3277.bay.webtv.net...
Still a group of self righteous stalkers got chumped, thats what
matters. Go ahead wanksters, give yourself a usenet medal.
You are a very angry and frightened person, huh? What are you going
on about? Did someone stalker you and make you feel like unsafe
sexmeat cooling in the window? Did they look in the window, in YOUR
window, and SEE you, with your nooders hangin' out, and did they touch
themselves in the way that makes you go blind, and yodel and skip
about and make light of your travail? Did they transgress and violate
your space and hurt your heart deep inside where you're soft and warm
and vulnerable?
Well, if they did, that's just mean and hurtful of them and you
should kill them with an axe.
Or a really huge wooden spoon.
Or second hand smoke.
Or harsh irony and pointed sarcasm.
Or big rocks.
Or a chunk of REALLY sharp cheese.
Or some SATAN infested GENTILES (AND PORNS).
ooo, almost forgot. gotta go, it's time for TOO MANY SATANS. I love
that show.
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| User: "Dani" |
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23 Jan 2004 10:49:54 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 01:06:56 -0800, "ICEKNIFE"
<icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote:
"F D" <dragstar@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:14513-400E30E3-157@storefull-3277.bay.webtv.net...
Still a group of self righteous stalkers got chumped, thats what
matters. Go ahead wanksters, give yourself a usenet medal.
You are a very angry and frightened person, huh? What are you going
on about? Did someone stalker you and make you feel like unsafe
sexmeat cooling in the window?
Did they look in the window, in YOUR
window, and SEE you, with your nooders hangin' out, and did they touch
themselves in the way that makes you go blind, and yodel and skip
about and make light of your travail? Did they transgress and violate
your space and hurt your heart deep inside where you're soft and warm
and vulnerable?
Well, if they did, that's just mean and hurtful of them and you
should kill them with an axe.
Or a really huge wooden spoon.
Or second hand smoke.
Or harsh irony and pointed sarcasm.
Or big rocks.
Or a chunk of REALLY sharp cheese.
Or some SATAN infested GENTILES (AND PORNS).
ooo, almost forgot. gotta go, it's time for TOO MANY SATANS. I love
that show.
You too! I thought *I* was the only one! Good God there's another.
Hehehehehe .. :)
Dani
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| User: "Klyf Fenderson" |
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| Title: Re: HOW I KILLED MEOW and BROKE CAPUTO'S BOWFLEX |
21 Jan 2004 06:44:29 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 02:57:23 -0500 (EST), F D <dragstar@webtv.net> wrote:
Still a group of self righteous stalkers got chumped, thats what
matters. Go ahead wanksters, give yourself a usenet medal.
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I ordered the pizza with
mushrooms.
--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" Sēģ-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane
Remove 'TURNIP' from address when replying.
"It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!"
--Ren Hoek
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