Sorry, sweetie-chomps, but I th9ught that U were doing a "Michael
Jackson" and going all weird on Uncle Wally ;-)
Hang on a minute, sweetie-plops while I get out my trusty little
"Wacko-Jackometer"......
Ahhhhhh, here it is !!!!
WACKO JACKO CHECK LIST
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Has bones of elephant man in his closet
Has a chimpanzee called "Bubbles"
Is a close friend of Elizabeth Taylor (ooooooooh, truly wondrous !!!
;-)
Has a lifetime collection of white gloves and surgical face masks
Has a face that would make Freddy Krueger envious and a twig for a
nose
Likes to hang babies over balconies
Likes to sleep on the floor
Enjoys holding on to his crotch on stage and making funny
"Whooooooooo" noises
whilst attempting to "sing".......
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Naaaaaaaah, nobody could be as wacky as a nut-loaf or Chrissie
Fruitcake,
surely not as wacky as that.......
Njoy, my sweet ;-) a a very Happy 2004 to U and your family ;-)
Uncle Wally
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tugbertswife@webtv.net (sUSAn B Anthony) wrote in message news:<26582-3FEFB6DB-61@storefull-3214.bay.webtv.net>...
Yipee Yahoo wrote:
Sweetie !!!!!!!! What the frick is the
matter with U post-Christmas, U should
be full of loverly truly wondrous
Christmas cheer ;-)
Huh? But I am cheery...
..what ever do you mean?
Hope U change back, I liked U much
better b4 Chrissie !
(Perhaps this Jeckyl & Hyde thingie
applies equally to woman ?!?!? -- or
maybe it's *that* time of the month
again ?!?!)
It's the same time it was *this* time last month.
It was just one post! Jeezzuz! And only to daark skidmaark, of all
posters. Itsnot (it's snot..lol) like I said these things to the pontiff
or something!
Anyways, hope that U change back to
your humorous self ;-)
Look.....if you want to kizzykiss daarks butt I won't hold it against
you. But don't follow me like the wholesome fairy-winged metermaid
casting tickets my way with the magic wand of goodness if I say
something off color to him.
Does my above post reflect the fact that I just recently took a
guestimated (2 mouthfuls) dose of NYQUIL??
I'm feeling kinda tipsy.....te-he! ;)
R U Laughing yet?
Luv
lurv U-2....sUSAn
:)
Uncle Wally
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