'Brian' entertained us all with the following entertaining & highly
educational diatribe:
kaisers_sun@yahoo.com (Brian Raab) wrote in message news:<8d001dc6.0410032318.21de9806@posting.google.com>...
In 2005 World War III will start anyhow, and we likely die by a huge
nuke, so smoking now really isn't the problem !
Smoke now !
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Uncle Wally says:
Nopers !!! The Surgeon General has determined that smoking is dangerous
to your health !!
Now, we *can't* argue with de 'Main Man' now, can we ?!?!?
No siree no indeedy not ;-)
Hooroo ;-)
Uncle Wally (a non-smoker who neither inhales or exhales any substances ;-)
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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| Title: Re: No reason to quit smoking now ! |
04 Oct 2004 10:30:52 PM |
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Hey MARVIN!!
You haven't puffed one lately have you?
HMMMMM?
SuZanne
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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| Title: Re: No reason to quit smoking now ! |
05 Oct 2004 05:29:34 AM |
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Darling!!
You remembered!!
Nopers ( Wallyism ), I've been clean clean clean of nicoteen teen tenn for
over 6 weeks straight. I've avoided over 500 cigarettes and spent $200
elsewhere since then ....
"Su Zanadu" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:23522-4162156C-385@storefull-3218.bay.webtv.net...
Hey MARVIN!!
You haven't puffed one lately have you?
HMMMMM?
SuZanne
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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05 Oct 2004 06:00:54 AM |
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Marvin wrote:
Darling!!
Yes, Marvin?
You remembered!!
Yes! Yes! :)
Nopers ( Wallyism ), I've been clean
clean clean of nicoteen teen tenn for
over 6 weeks straight. I've avoided over
500 cigarettes and spent $200
elsewhere since then ....
Oh that is truly wonderous!
Pretty soon you will be a RSS like me!
:)
SuZanne
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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05 Oct 2004 06:18:58 AM |
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An RSS you ask?
A Reformed Smoker SNOB! :)
You look at other smokers in utter contempt.
You become nauseated at the thought of putting one of those disgusting
things in your mouth.
You get highly offended when outside in the open air and some smoker
invades your airspace. (the nerve of them!)
You start to notice how your smoker friends have an unpleasant
odor.....dingy golden brown mini blinds and a brown sticky film on their
windows. (How can they even see out of them?)
You laugh at people who's lives are ruled by cigarettes. Always lighting
up as soon as they exit out the door. They huddle in a secret circle
away from the general public, as outcasts... puffing away...and it
reminds you of your highschool days.
Ahhh! Congrats and welcome to the RSS! We're the WORST! :)
SuZanne
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