"Dean" <djmcosmo@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106603004.192414.161320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Recently, Johnny Carson, former host of "The Tonight Show", passed
away.
It should be noted that Steve Allen and Jack Paar, who were former
hosts of "The Tonight Show" have also died. Are these deaths just
coincidences, or is there some sort of "Tonight Show Curse" out there?
Hello John Henry.
Keep in mind that current and former hosts of other late-night talk
shows including "Late Night", "The Late Late Show" and "The Daily Show"
are all still alive. Could Jay Leno become the next victim of "The
Tonight Show Curse"?
Replies appreciated.
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 09:47:10 PM |
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Don't blame me. I voted for "Citizen_Cain" <noemail@askplease.invalid>.
"Dean" <djmcosmo@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106603004.192414.161320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Recently, Johnny Carson, former host of "The Tonight Show", passed
away.
It should be noted that Steve Allen and Jack Paar, who were former
hosts of "The Tonight Show" have also died. Are these deaths just
coincidences,
No...they were all OLD. Dumbass.
or is there some sort of "Tonight Show Curse" out there?
Hello John Henry.
Keep in mind that current and former hosts of other late-night talk
shows including "Late Night", "The Late Late Show" and "The Daily Show"
are all still alive. Could Jay Leno become the next victim of "The
Tonight Show Curse"?
Replies appreciated.
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| User: "TaDa Pope" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 11:50:26 PM |
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I predict this is a sign that the Pope will
soon die of natural causes.
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all universes constantly and at random.
* D OUOSVAVV M *
*PUBLIUS ENIGMA*
Oh Joy!
The Psychedelic Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
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| User: "Nemesis" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:17:17 PM |
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On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:47:10 -0500, Wavy G <slim@pharmacist.org> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Citizen_Cain" <noemail@askplease.invalid>.
"Dean" <djmcosmo@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106603004.192414.161320@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Recently, Johnny Carson, former host of "The Tonight Show", passed
away.
It should be noted that Steve Allen and Jack Paar, who were former
hosts of "The Tonight Show" have also died. Are these deaths just
coincidences,
No...they were all OLD. Dumbass.
or is there some sort of "Tonight Show Curse" out there?
Hello John Henry.
Keep in mind that current and former hosts of other late-night talk
shows including "Late Night", "The Late Late Show" and "The Daily Show"
are all still alive. Could Jay Leno become the next victim of "The
Tonight Show Curse"?
Replies appreciated.
If Jay Leno dies, it'll be from cancer of the chin.
--
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:24:29 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
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| User: "Elmer Thud" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 01:13:43 AM |
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Free Speech wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
Moron.
People are simply now surviving long enough to GET cancer.
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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25 Jan 2005 01:35:14 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 07:13:43 GMT, Elmer Thud <wabbit@wabbit.net> wrote:
Free Speech wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
Moron.
People are simply now surviving long enough to GET cancer.
No that's not true, people are getting cancer at young ages at an alarming
rate. Some people are BORN with cancer.
My ex's niece was born with cancer. She lived until she was 9, IIRC. It
cost over 15 million dollars in medical bills to keep her alive until 9.
(IIRC)
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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25 Jan 2005 07:48:37 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 07:35:14 +0000, Free Speech wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 07:13:43 GMT, Elmer Thud <wabbit@wabbit.net> wrote:
Free Speech wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
Moron.
People are simply now surviving long enough to GET cancer.
No that's not true,
Stopping discussing things you know nothing about, stupid sow.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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25 Jan 2005 11:58:08 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.conspiracy beanbag and
drunkenly proclaimed the following
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
Cancer is a family of diseases, many of which can be cured. Stop
being an imbecile.
I'm celebrating my tenth year of surviving Stage IV-B Hodgkin's
Disease this year.. don't tell me there are no cures!
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 12:31:01 PM |
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i only wish to point out that if jay leno lives long enough
he shall also die from the tonight show curse
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
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| User: "Nemesis" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:29:07 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
--
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:41:53 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true proven
scientific facts when you say so!
Fresh alien turds available at the bar.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 11:08:33 PM |
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Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true proven
scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Fresh alien turds available at the bar.
.
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 11:18:25 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true proven
scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
Fresh alien turds available at the bar.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 11:50:57 PM |
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Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true proven
scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
Fresh alien turds available at the bar.
.
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 12:03:26 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true proven
scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?".
Then the green little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty".
So the trucker tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?".
Then the yellow little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry".
So the trucker tosses him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that
you want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Fresh alien turds available at the bar.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 12:37:21 AM |
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Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true proven
scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?".
Then the green little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty".
So the trucker tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?".
Then the yellow little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry".
So the trucker tosses him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that
you want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 12:47:25 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:37:21 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was
finally able to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy>
wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one
killer of human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like
aids, an acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter
of a cell to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps
cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much
negative energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true
proven scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the green
little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty". So the trucker
tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the yellow little
alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry". So the trucker tosses
him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that you
want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
Hehehe!!!
The irony of the whole thing is that we're not too far away from a full
moon right now (don't know exactly when it's going to happen)
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
.
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 12:52:35 AM |
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Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:37:21 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was
finally able to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy>
wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one
killer of human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like
aids, an acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter
of a cell to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps
cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much
negative energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true
proven scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the green
little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty". So the trucker
tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the yellow little
alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry". So the trucker tosses
him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that you
want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
Hehehe!!!
The irony of the whole thing is that we're not too far away from a full
moon right now (don't know exactly when it's going to happen)
Hmm. That would explain the odd patch of hair I discovered on my
genitals this morning.
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 12:58:06 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:52:35 -0500, Wavy G <slim@pharmacist.org> wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:37:21 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was
finally able to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy>
wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one
killer of human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like
aids, an acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter
of a cell to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps
cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much
negative energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true
proven scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the green
little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty". So the trucker
tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the yellow little
alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry". So the trucker tosses
him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that you
want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
Hehehe!!!
The irony of the whole thing is that we're not too far away from a full
moon right now (don't know exactly when it's going to happen)
Hmm. That would explain the odd patch of hair I discovered on my
genitals this morning.
Were you playing with Mt. Vesuvius when that happened?
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 01:00:20 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:52:35 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:37:21 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was
finally able to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy>
wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one
killer of human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like
aids, an acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter
of a cell to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps
cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much
negative energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true
proven scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the green
little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty". So the trucker
tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the yellow little
alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry". So the trucker tosses
him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that you
want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
Hehehe!!!
The irony of the whole thing is that we're not too far away from a full
moon right now (don't know exactly when it's going to happen)
Hmm. That would explain the odd patch of hair I discovered on my
genitals this morning.
was it still living/moving?
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 01:16:49 AM |
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Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:52:35 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:37:21 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was
finally able to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy>
wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one
killer of human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like
aids, an acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter
of a cell to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps
cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much
negative energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true
proven scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the green
little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty". So the trucker
tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the yellow little
alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry". So the trucker tosses
him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that you
want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
Hehehe!!!
The irony of the whole thing is that we're not too far away from a full
moon right now (don't know exactly when it's going to happen)
Hmm. That would explain the odd patch of hair I discovered on my
genitals this morning.
was it still living/moving?
Yeah, it moved alright. I was watching this "Discovery Channel"
programme on wolves' mating habits when it happened. Wierd.
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 07:43:29 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 02:16:49 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:52:35 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 01:37:21 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:50:57 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:08:33 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
Don't blame me. I voted for "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain>.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 +0000, Nemesis wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span>
with the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was
finally able to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy>
wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one
killer of human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like
aids, an acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter
of a cell to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps
cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much
negative energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
Welcome to Alexaworld! Even your wildest fantasies will become true
proven scientific facts when you say so!
We're not asking for any wild fantasies here, just won funny joke.
Like the joke about funny little green alien at the side of the road.
Do you know this one?
No. Do tell.
So a truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the green
little alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm thirsty". So the trucker
tosses him a can of dietcoke.
A bit further a little yellow alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Wassematter?". Then the yellow little
alien says: "I'm a little homo, and I'm hungry". So the trucker tosses
him spare donut.
A bit further a little blue alien stands at the side of the road. So a
truck driver stops and asks him : "Hey little homo, what's it that you
want?".
Answer: "Drivers licence please".
Did you hear about the won alien who was travelling all over the galaxy?
Sos, he tries to book a room on this won moon, but when he called them,
the front-desk clerk was like, "Sorry, sir; you can't stay here. The
moon is full." LOL?
Hehehe!!!
The irony of the whole thing is that we're not too far away from a full
moon right now (don't know exactly when it's going to happen)
Hmm. That would explain the odd patch of hair I discovered on my
genitals this morning.
was it still living/moving?
Yeah, it moved alright. I was watching this "Discovery Channel"
programme on wolves' mating habits when it happened. Wierd.
Any coincidence?
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:33:09 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
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| User: "Citizen_Cain" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 02:19:14 AM |
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"Free Speech" <free@speech.span> wrote in message
news:rpibv09lv4i1l41fpslcvdh0mmfa09de49@4ax.com...
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
See, there's your problem right there. "Nemesis" AKA "Tehawk from
rec.sport.pro-wrestling" is a paranoid MORON who has about as much of a
valid opinion as a tree slug. You should ignore him or, more to the point,
mock him, as he seems to enjoy demonstrating his stupidity and paranoia upon
request -- and many times, without a request.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a
cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further
causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the
cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
.
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
25 Jan 2005 03:20:31 AM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:19:14 -0500, "Citizen_Cain"
<noemail@askplease.invalid> wrote:
That's one of the blessings of cross posting, you get a variety of answers
to responses from different perspectives.
"Free Speech" <free@speech.span> wrote in message
news:rpibv09lv4i1l41fpslcvdh0mmfa09de49@4ax.com...
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
See, there's your problem right there. "Nemesis" AKA "Tehawk from
rec.sport.pro-wrestling" is a paranoid MORON who has about as much of a
valid opinion as a tree slug. You should ignore him or, more to the point,
mock him, as he seems to enjoy demonstrating his stupidity and paranoia upon
request -- and many times, without a request.
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a
cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further
causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the
cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
.
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| User: "Dr. Flonkenstein" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:42:48 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:33:09 +0000, Free Speech wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is
You're a totally deranged idiot.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8.C83FBF5A@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: <u8nou0t5pvcravkcrc1kia62o7pp7kqt08@4ax.com>
Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
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| User: "Nemesis" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:37:17 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:33:09 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
You need to get out more.
--
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:44:34 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:37:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:33:09 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
You need to get out more.
I am out. I live away out in the beautiful country far away from the
various pollution which George Bush and the Federal Reserve have caused, I
hardly ever watch television and I don't work for anyone who is connected
directly to George Bush & the Federal Reserve.
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| User: "Nemesis" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 10:51:54 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:44:34 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:37:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:33:09 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
You need to get out more.
I am out. I live away out in the beautiful country far away from the
various pollution which George Bush and the Federal Reserve have caused, I
hardly ever watch television and I don't work for anyone who is connected
directly to George Bush & the Federal Reserve.
You want my body don't you?
--
Nemesis
ICQ #4610826
http://www.tehawk.com
http://home.earthlink.net/~tehawk
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| User: "Free Speech" |
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| Title: Re: Tonight Show CURSE: Johnny Carson |
24 Jan 2005 11:00:58 PM |
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:51:54 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:44:34 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:37:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:33:09 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:29:07 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:24:29 GMT, Free Speech <free@speech.span> with
the help of a thousand monkeys banging on keyboards, was finally able
to type out the following:
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 04:17:17 GMT, Nemesis <nemesis@tehawk.comedy> wrote:
cancer
Cancer has now out surpassed heart problems as the number one killer of
human beings (and animals)
No one's ever found the cure for cancer because cancer is like aids, an
acquired immune deficiency disorder
What causes cancer is ionizing radiation causes the genetic matter of a cell
to become de specialized
Thank you HAARP for helping cause cancer so we know what helps cause it
What causes most hear problems is misdirected energy, too much negative
energy
Same reason..
Now that's a joke killer if I ever saw one.
What's the joke is chemotherapy which supposedly cures cancer further causes
cancer by introducing more toxins, much like our world societies -- the cure
is another killer instead of a healer
George Bush and his philosophies come to mind
You need to get out more.
I am out. I live away out in the beautiful country far away from the
various pollution which George Bush and the Federal Reserve have caused, I
hardly ever watch television and I don't work for anyone who is connected
directly to George Bush & the Federal Reserve.
You want my body don't you?
Heh. I live a life that most people would love to live -- out of the rat
race which makes them sick, tired and disgusted. I'm on vacation every day!
;) And I certainly do love my life, I just need a few dollars to help
support it... so we're back to the fact that the Federal Reserve needs your
body to give their paper money value and keep King and Queens on Thrones
(who make the money) worshiping their false gods.
Going too fast fer ya? <you did say you wanted my body, right?> ;)
Earth is an ENSLAVED PLANET
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