Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the candidates
I've nominated.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on September 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Gerald Newton
Warhol
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
MCP
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
none of the above
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Donald L Ferrt, alias aozotorp
Gerald Newton
Mark Ferguson
none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
alt.flame.niggers
Mark Ferguson
Uni
William J Wolfe
none of the above
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ian of soc.men
Kansas Board of Education
neither of the above
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Moris
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
neither of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
The Revd
soc.men
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
Michael Snyder & soc.men
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Casper of alt.alien.research
Lightwing, alias his_elect
none of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Michael Snyder
neither of the above
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote yes or no.)
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Russell B Waters, alias The One True Rusty
neither of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson, trained by Gary L. Burnore
Sylvia Sullivan, trained by Chadwick Stone
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook
none of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Gerald Newton
Mark Ferguson
The Revd
Rudolf X
none of the above
TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
Kenneth R Pangborn
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
72 RAISINS CRACKPOT RELIGION AWARD (Vote for one.)
Jologicon
Warhol
neither of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Gerald Newton
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Kenneth R Pangborn
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for
one.)
Alexa Cameron, alias Live From Fascist Amerika
Brad Guth
Mark Ferguson
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
soc.men
Will Dockery, Chuck Lysaght & Rusty Waters
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Daedalus
Fred
Sean Monaghan & soc.men.moderated
none of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Daedalus
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Fred Hall
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Sean Monaghan
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Sharon B
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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| User: "Tim K." |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2005 |
03 Sep 2005 05:42:26 PM |
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"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1125636787.010206.298410@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the candidates
I've nominated.
What, no Twonky from alt.paranormal.crop-circles?
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| User: "Cujo DeSockpuppet" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2005 |
04 Sep 2005 12:52:52 AM |
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"Tim K." <timkozz@cfl.rr.com> wrote in news:mFpSe.10624$xl6.3154
@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1125636787.010206.298410@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the candidates
I've nominated.
What, no Twonky from alt.paranormal.crop-circles?
The last time Twacko won an award, they had to retire it.
(See the Illucidus Maximus Award)
But since you've let me know where that freak is hiding these days, I'll
see what I can do to get that freak on the ballot next month. Twacky is
priceless.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
"My agendas are pure and deserve whatever backing I can sleaze for
them." - Rebecca "Machiaveli" Ore on her trolling ways.
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| User: "Tim K." |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2005 |
04 Sep 2005 07:48:14 AM |
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"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:dfe23k$rgg$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
"Tim K." <timkozz@cfl.rr.com> wrote in news:mFpSe.10624$xl6.3154
@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1125636787.010206.298410@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the candidates
I've nominated.
What, no Twonky from alt.paranormal.crop-circles?
The last time Twacko won an award, they had to retire it.
(See the Illucidus Maximus Award)
But since you've let me know where that freak is hiding these days, I'll
see what I can do to get that freak on the ballot next month. Twacky is
priceless.
He is.
"+/-, Armageddon baby"
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| User: "Cujo DeSockpuppet" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2005 |
04 Sep 2005 04:44:30 PM |
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"Tim K." <timkozz@cfl.rr.com> wrote in
news:i2CSe.12845$xl6.8105@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
"Cujo DeSockpuppet" <cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:dfe23k$rgg$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
"Tim K." <timkozz@cfl.rr.com> wrote in news:mFpSe.10624$xl6.3154
@tornado.tampabay.rr.com:
"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1125636787.010206.298410@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the
candidates I've nominated.
What, no Twonky from alt.paranormal.crop-circles?
The last time Twacko won an award, they had to retire it.
(See the Illucidus Maximus Award)
But since you've let me know where that freak is hiding these days,
I'll see what I can do to get that freak on the ballot next month.
Twacky is priceless.
He is.
"+/-, Armageddon baby"
Who would have guessed?
I'm on it. Twacko is getting nominated for *something*. He's one of the
most impressive kooks I've run across. Twacko has a talent for spouting a
few intelligent thoughts and just completely losing it after that.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
"I can see why you have difficulty understanding why I am a babe
magnet" - Edmo understates the facts.
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2005 |
03 Sep 2005 08:47:29 PM |
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Tim K. <timkozz@cfl.rr.com> wrote:
"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1125636787.010206.298410@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the candidates
I've nominated.
What, no Twonky from alt.paranormal.crop-circles?
He wasn't nominated:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/faq.html>
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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| User: "Pinku-Sensei" |
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03 Sep 2005 01:50:59 AM |
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Pinku-Sensei wrote:
Unaltered ballot forwarded to some of the home froups of the candidates
I've nominated.
And I'm now replying to an unaltered forwarded ballot.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on September 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Gerald Newton
Warhol
none of the above
For his performance that set a new record for the KKI, Brad Guth!
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
MCP
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
none of the above
For her wildly mistaken notions of how USENET works, PSCREEDING PSYLVIA
PSULLIVAN!
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Donald L Ferrt, alias aozotorp
Gerald Newton
Mark Ferguson
none of the above
For his blustering avoidance of facing Sean and Chadwick in a hill
race, Gerald "Jimmy Neutron" Newton!
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
alt.flame.niggers
Mark Ferguson
Uni
William J Wolfe
none of the above
I'll have to flip a coin for this one. Heads, Mark, tails, Leroy and
his gang. Heads. Mark Ferguson.
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ian of soc.men
Kansas Board of Education
neither of the above
As the book title asked, What's the Matter with Kansas? The answer is
the Kansas Board of Education!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Moris
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
neither of the above
For her attempt to run the kookologists off USENET, PSCREEDING PSYLVIA
PSULLIVAN!
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
The Revd
soc.men
neither of the above
For his nonstop responses to a bot, even after he was told it was a
bot, The Revd!
BTW, I fully expect soc.men to kick The Revd's butt.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
Michael Snyder & soc.men
On general priniciples, yes!
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Casper of alt.alien.research
Lightwing, alias his_elect
none of the above
For his bottomless well of coined, paranoid, and kooky phrases, Brad
Guth!
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Michael Snyder
neither of the above
For his nonstop stupidity, Mark Ferguson!
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote yes or no.)
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd
For Foamboi Junior losing to his non-kookologist opponent and to a bot,
YES! Here's to Foamboi Jr. being the first person from his home
newsgroups to earn a Kook Award!
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Russell B Waters, alias The One True Rusty
neither of the above
For his repeated declarations of leaving USENET, Chuck Lysaght!
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson, trained by Gary L. Burnore
Sylvia Sullivan, trained by Chadwick Stone
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook
none of the above
For following Chadwick around like a ***** in heat, PSCREEDING PSYLVIA
PSULLIVAN!
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Gerald Newton
Mark Ferguson
The Revd
Rudolf X
none of the above
Another tough category. I'll go with The Revd on sheer volume of
poasts.
TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
Kenneth R Pangborn
Yes to Kenny Kakes!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
YES! to PSCREEDING PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN!
72 RAISINS CRACKPOT RELIGION AWARD (Vote for one.)
Jologicon
Warhol
neither of the above
For his delusional proclamations of godhood, Jologicon!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Gerald Newton
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
Just so she can claim that, not only did she win an elected office, but
was also re-elected, PSCREEDING PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN!
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Kenneth R Pangborn
Hard to believe, but Kenny Kakes is displaying more idiocy than
Chuckles. Kenneth R. Pangborn.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for
one.)
Alexa Cameron, alias Live From Fascist Amerika
Brad Guth
Mark Ferguson
For sheer volume of paranoid misinformation, Alexa Cameron!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
soc.men
Will Dockery, Chuck Lysaght & Rusty Waters
On general principles, soc.men!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Daedalus
Fred
Sean Monaghan & soc.men.moderated
none of the above
I seconded all of these candidates, so I think they're all worthy.
However, Sean executed the most elaborate troll, so I'm voting for him.
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Daedalus
Yes!
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Fred Hall
Yes!
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Sean Monaghan
Yes!
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Sharon B
Yes!
--
Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
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