On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:56:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote:
Jologicon is down the page a bit, in 72 RAISINS CRACKPOT RELIGION
AWARD (Vote for one.)
Make sure you post back to alt.usenet.kooks to get the vote counted.
I'm surprised we didn't nominate Princess lightweight for something.
For FlaviaR et alter:
The nomination and it's second have already been done.
The only thing to do is to put a mark before the person you vote the award
for ( a cross or a Yes/no as indicated) in this very post.
The result of the vote will be published on the 8th of September at 12:00 GMT.
You may feel free to nominate your favorite kook from now on by making a
(cross) post to AUK, kindly starting the subject line with "Nomination of
... from ..." with the exact existing Kook award and the person you
nomitate it for, accompanied by a short description of why you support
this nomination and asking for somebody else to second the nomination.
All this to make the work of the Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangle's as
easy as possible.
ORIGINAL BALLOT:
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On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 13:00:32 +0100, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on September 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next
time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Gerald Newton
Warhol
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
MCP
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
none of the above
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Donald L Ferrt, alias aozotorp
Gerald Newton
Mark Ferguson
none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
alt.flame.niggers
Mark Ferguson
Uni
William J Wolfe
none of the above
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ian of soc.men
Kansas Board of Education
neither of the above
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
Moris
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
neither of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
The Revd
soc.men
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
Michael Snyder & soc.men
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Casper of alt.alien.research
Lightwing, alias his_elect
none of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson
Michael Snyder
neither of the above
SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote yes or no.)
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Russell B Waters, alias The One True Rusty
neither of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Mark Ferguson, trained by Gary L. Burnore
Sylvia Sullivan, trained by Chadwick Stone
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook
none of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Gerald Newton
Mark Ferguson
The Revd
Rudolf X
none of the above
TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
Kenneth R Pangborn
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
72 RAISINS CRACKPOT RELIGION AWARD (Vote for one.)
Jologicon
Warhol
neither of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Gerald Newton
Sylvia Sullivan, alias corinne
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
Kenneth R Pangborn
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for
one.)
Alexa Cameron, alias Live From Fascist Amerika
Brad Guth
Mark Ferguson
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
soc.men
Will Dockery, Chuck Lysaght & Rusty Waters
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Daedalus
Fred
Sean Monaghan & soc.men.moderated
none of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Daedalus
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Fred Hall
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Sean Monaghan
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Sharon B
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02 Sep 2005 05:04:42 PM |
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:59:08 +1000, Wally Anglesea™
<wanglese@spammersbigpondareparasites.net.au> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:56:08 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<admin@localhost.localdomain> wrote:
Jologicon is down the page a bit, in 72 RAISINS CRACKPOT RELIGION
AWARD (Vote for one.)
Make sure you post back to alt.usenet.kooks to get the vote counted.
I'm surprised we didn't nominate Princess lightweight for something.
ooops, we did.
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Casper of alt.alien.research
Lightwing, alias his_elect
none of the above
Make sure you vote...
--
"FOR I HAVE BECOME VENGEANCE AND YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH"
"YOUR DOOM IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS...."
"THE DREADED NAME HAS BEEN REVEALED...YOUR DOOM IS NEAR..."
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