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Topic:	Science > Prophecies-Of-Nostradamus
User:	"Art Deco"
Date:	28 Feb 2006 09:55:04 PM
Object:	Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006

Forwarded to additional "Honest" John newsgroups. Note that anyone may
vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2006 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have been explicitly disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 UTC (11:59:59 PM Greenwich Mean Time) on March 7th to
cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Archimedes Plutonium

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
Honest John
Salah Jafar
Warhol
none of the above
abstain

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Honest John
Meldon of soc.men
Viking of soc.men
none of the above
abstain

COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Professeur Von TwoSteps
Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
Soc.Men
none of the above
abstain

LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. "Death Tour Lies-Sack"
***** Cheney, Vice President of the USA
neither of the above
abstain

GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Michael Baldwin Bruce

JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Charles D Bohne
Honest John
Jeff Ream, a.k.a. "JeffsNewJetta"
none of the above
abstain

PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain

TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Darla Pere & sockpuppets
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Archimedes Plutonium
Lionheart of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
neither of the above
abstain

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. "FreeSpeechStore"

BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brad Guth, a.k.a. "GuthBall"
Honest John
neither of the above
abstain

UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Doug Grant von Rieman, a.k.a. "Doogie Grant"
Warhol
neither of the above
abstain

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Max Varazslo, alias "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Dean Humphries, trained by Phoenix & Peter J Ross
Honest John, trained by Art Deco
Pamela K Russell, trained by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Steve "BowTie"/"Fly Cooter" Young, trained by Lionel
none of the above
abstain

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. "FreeSpeechStore"
abstain

OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness, a.k.a. "Bardley"
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
Viking of soc.men
abstain

OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
abstain

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Charles D Bohne & Honest John
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Woodchuck Bill

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--
"Good come back *****!"
"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"
"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more *****"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist
.

User: "swisswatchfreak"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006: the Greatest Kook: Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both Neo-Nazis and Revisionists	03 Mar 2006 06:11:59 AM

Art Deco wrote:

Anyone may vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

--
"Good come back *****!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more *****"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

Here are the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
kings of scam, the shameless usurpatosr, the megaliest of megalomans,
the craziest of the crazy people, in one word;
Don B. (berserk) Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both
Neo-Nazis and Revisionists, who fill NGs with their hatred, filth and
dirt.
Just have a look at their sily postings especially at: alt
..terrorism.world-trade-center,
.

User: "Honest John"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006: the Greatest Kook: Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both Neo-Nazis and Revisionists	03 Mar 2006 12:23:14 PM

"swisswatchfreak" <swisswatchfreak@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1141387919.153544.166680@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...

Art Deco wrote:

Anyone may vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

--
"Good come back *****!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more

*****"

-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

Here are the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
kings of scam, the shameless usurpatosr, the megaliest of megalomans,
the craziest of the crazy people, in one word;

Don B. (berserk) Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both
Neo-Nazis and Revisionists, who fill NGs with their hatred, filth and
dirt.

Just have a look at their sily postings especially at: alt
.terrorism.world-trade-center,

Klaus, you suck big *****!
.

User: "Peace&JusticeForAll"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006: the Greatest Kook: Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both Neo-Nazis and Revisionists	03 Mar 2006 10:41:44 AM

Art Deco wrote:

Anyone may vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

"Good come back *****!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more *****"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

Here are the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
kings of scam, the shameless usurpatosr, the megaliest of
megalomaniacs, the craziest of the crazy people, in one word;
Don B. (berserk) Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both
Neo-Nazis and Revisionists, who fill NGs with their hatred, filth and
dirt.
Just have a look at their sily postings especially at:
alt.terrorism.world-trade-center,
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>
.

User: "Peace&JusticeForAll"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006: the Greatest Kook: Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both Neo-Nazis and Revisionists	03 Mar 2006 10:32:12 AM

swisswatchfreak wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Anyone may vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

--
"Good come back *****!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more *****"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

Here are the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
kings of scam, the shameless usurpatosr, the megaliest of megalomans,
the craziest of the crazy people, in one word;

Don B. (berserk) Ocean and Heinrich the Hindereich Heini, both
Neo-Nazis and Revisionists, who fill NGs with their hatred, filth and
dirt.

Just have a look at their sily postings especially at: alt
.terrorism.world-trade-center,

User: "InchAllah"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006	03 Mar 2006 04:32:38 AM

Art Deco wrote:

Forwarded to additional "Honest" John newsgroups. Note that anyone may
vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

--
"Good come back *****!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more *****"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

User: "Stan de SD"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006	28 Feb 2006 10:53:25 PM

Your selection of kooks must be very limited (and a bit dated). Where are
these following notables?
* Daryl Shawn Kabatoff, the numbers guy from Saskatoon, who stalks girls 20+
years his junior, thinks that church steeples are proof of penis-worship,
wishes death to children, and believes he is being tortured by Hindu
psychiatrists?
* Ed Conrad, aka "homo edconradensis", who plans on being interened in an
Appalachian coal seam upon his demise to prove his hypothesis that "man is
old as coal" for good?
* Joey Jolley, who announces on a regular basis that the entire world is
going "car free" because he once read a book called 'Ecotopia'?
* hc23hc, the demented old bat who open fantasizes about anal play between
other Usenet posters because she can't last more than 10 seconds in a calm,
rational discussion?
* Sanders Kaufman, who is so clueless and laughable in political discussions
that even those that AGREE with him still tell him to STFU?
* Hal Womack, ex-SF Muni Bus driver who got fired for carrying a gun to
work, advocated the assassination of a sitting president, and thinks that
all his troubles are due to the Jews conspiring to get him?
Usenet has such a rich assortment of the finest specimens of flakes, nuts,
and looney-tunes, so I would hate to see you become too parochial and not
celebrate the true diversity of online kookery. How do we propose nominees
for next month?
"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:280220062055044220%art_deco@127.0.0.1...

Forwarded to additional "Honest" John newsgroups. Note that anyone may
vote in the kook awards, see the fine print just below.

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@netcabal.com> wrote:

--
"Good come back *****!"

"Didn't you bet a merit badge in Gopher Choking, bugger Boy?"

"We don't discuss religion anymore you fucking idiot! Eat some more *****"
-- Honest John, Christian evangelist

User: "Cary Kittrell"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006	01 Mar 2006 12:11:08 PM

* Ed Conrad, aka "homo edconradensis", who plans on being interened in an
Appalachian coal seam upon his demise to prove his hypothesis that "man is
old as coal" for good?

You made that part up, right? The interring, I mean?
Does ol' Ed seem to be going over the edge lately? I long
had a fond feeling for him, as he was the only authentic
net.kook I had ever seen who possessed and actual, functioning
sense of humor; this stood him in sharp contrast to the
rest of kookdom, who were to a man without a trace of whimsy.
But his posts of late seem to have devolved into long pointless
lists, with religious overtones I don't remember from his
earlier ouvre. Or is it just me?
-- cary
.

User: "Stan de SD"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006	02 Mar 2006 02:48:13 PM

"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:du4o3s$n15$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...

* Ed Conrad, aka "homo edconradensis", who plans on being interened in

Appalachian coal seam upon his demise to prove his hypothesis that "man

old as coal" for good?

You made that part up, right? The interring, I mean?

(eyes rolling)

Does ol' Ed seem to be going over the edge lately?

Is the Pope Catholic?
.

User: "HOOHAH!"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006	01 Mar 2006 12:24:17 PM

Stan de SD wrote:

Your selection of kooks must be very limited (and a bit dated). Where are
these following notables?

Fact is: they've lately shifted focus from actual kooks to the people who
troll the kookologists into looking like kooks.
--
Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe
"The talk of the sekret AUK
off-newsgroup listserves!"

Hmmmmmm. Is this the Mop Jockey or Alexa?

Moppy.

Are you sure? It had an Alexa/babaloonie addy (one or the other, I
forget which now)...

mop jockey started the "Fart Deco" froggery, which was then adopted by
the oh_brutha20002 sockpuppet machine/fanboi. "FArt Deco" is/was
oh_brutha.

Right, right...I still contend, however, that Alexa is the most likely
candidate for the wearer of the oh_brutha/babaloonie sock, simply because
the style resembles hers quite closely (IMO), posting through Google while
also using a newsreader (Agent 2.0) is easy enough, and oh_brutha seems to
be going after some of Alexa's favourite targets with much the same
attitude as whereisthemoney.org. Plus, of course, she [isn't] happy if
she isn't socking-up all the time...

"Yes, Virginia. There is a bigger loser than the Mop Jockey." -> Kevin Fries
aka: Cujo DeSockpuppet
.

User: "ahmed"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006: the Greatest Kook: Terry Allison of Montres Allison	03 Mar 2006 12:54:21 AM

HOOHAH! wrote:

Stan de SD wrote:

Your selection of kooks must be very limited (and a bit dated).

Here is the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
king of scam, the shameless usurpator, the megaliest of megalomans, the
craziest of crazy people, in one word;
Terry Allison, the creator of so called "luxury" watches, built on
cheap Chinese movements and sold at prices of the genuine Swiss
Manufacturers.
http://montresallison.hypermart.net/indexsplash.htm
If you want to be cheated, contact Terry Allison of Montres Allison in
Colorado, and you shall have it up to the arse. Inch Allah, Enjoy!
.

User: "Fred Hall"
Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2006: the Greatest Kook: Terry Allison of Montres Allison	03 Mar 2006 12:59:41 AM

On 2 Mar 2006 22:54:21 -0800, "ahmed" <inch-allah@hotmail.com> wrote:

HOOHAH! wrote:

Stan de SD wrote:

Your selection of kooks must be very limited (and a bit dated).

Here is the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
king of scam, the shameless usurpator, the megaliest of megalomans, the
craziest of crazy people, in one word;

Terry Allison, the creator of so called "luxury" watches, built on
cheap Chinese movements and sold at prices of the genuine Swiss
Manufacturers.

http://montresallison.hypermart.net/indexsplash.htm

If you want to be cheated, contact Terry Allison of Montres Allison in
Colorado, and you shall have it up to the arse. Inch Allah, Enjoy!

He must have really pissed you off.
.

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